I'll Tell You a Secret, Help Me Beat Sister Bao'er to Death!

"What about you?" Zhang Bao'er asked worriedly.

"I…"

Chu Xiu revealed a calm smile. "Of course I want to go home. Perhaps if I die, everything will be over and I will return to Earth."

"Then, I'll accompany you. Everyone here is so fierce. I can't win them."

Zhang Bao'er blinked as she uttered weakly.

"That's good too. You're so kind. Without me, you might not survive for more than half a day. Why don't I beat you to death first before I commit suicide?"

Chu Xiu nodded as if in agreement. He picked up a fist-sized stone from the riverside with much difficulty and said with a smile, "Come, Sister Bao'er, don't be afraid. I, Chu Xiu, am famous for being the mastermind of the Azure Dragon Bay. I'm quick, ruthless, and accurate. I guarantee that I will let you die without any pain."

"But consider this carefully. With this stone, your pretty head will break."

"Ah!"

"That's too cruel!!!"