Funny, crazy, dumb, and stupid stories with the crazy cousins

Gypsy Tribe

When life gives you nothing but horrors, there is always going to be someone out there to give you the wonders of life

My dying wish

How I became a Strongest Awakener

Ian Frost the man who bestowed the title of the country weakest awakener One day he raid alone in E rank dungeon after struggling he accidentally break the walls and he found a hole He walks inside and he found a strange book,he put in his bag, after many minutes the ground collapse, he was falling to the deeper part but the light emerge in his front,it turns out a frame shape with a written [Welcome to the system] Follow the journey of Ian Frost who was a weakest awakener with the dream of becoming a strongest

快穿这个沙雕有点厉害

一个蜗居小世界的大佬（其实是精神病晚期），有一天套路了一只惹下滔天大祸的兽，从此满三千小世界跑。 一边跑还一边拆人家天道爸爸的cp，传说中的男女主被折腾了个遍，还顺带戏耍了一听就很高大上的时空管理局。 怪不得一群人个各个都想打死她，可惜啊，没把她打死的人都被她打死了。 就这么一个欠揍的女人居然搞到了优质的男朋友，简直是天理难容。 怪不得天道都被她搞自闭了。 还能怎么办呢，她是作者的亲女儿，哪怕把天捅破了，作者也能给她补上。啊哈哈哈哈哈..... 女主人设：深井冰、不讲道理、是坏人没的洗！！！ （爱好喝可乐、超级无敌爱喝） 男主人设：每个世界不一样，各种款式，各种口味任君选择！！！（没有爱上学渣的学霸/没有爱上小助理的影帝/没有黑化的魔尊/没有被陋巷捡尸的杀手/没有一夜七次的霸总/没有开挂的大佬/持续更新中.....）

The Gangster’s True Love

Kaye Diaz she is from cebu city they own a resort in cebu they are quite well known because they are good at running a business kaye is the youngest of their siblings, if for others the favorite child is the youngest in their family not because even the youngest kaye is more priority of his family his sister who got married early, it's a good thing she met a friend she can tell about problems it’s Tin, she and tin have been in the same class from first year high school until now collage they are always together because tin is the only child they are a well -known family tin in cebu just because of their famous company it is TBP Corporations until they enter RVC (River Valley Collage) in cebu city when they enter there they will meet new friends but what they don't know they also have people to fight with, like Clark Adams he also comes from a big family like tin they own clark of different types of companies the biggest here is the Alpha Medical this is hospital which is famous in cebu city, over the days they will meet kaye and clark watch out for what happens next. Disclaimer Parental Guidance Restricted

I can write Little bit.

The 7th Life

Exploration. In this world, it is a field of great interest and respect, as well as lethal and risky. Humans are tempted by unknown territories and as long as it satiates their curiosity and greed, it will be pursued. What lies beyond this line on the map? Why hasn’t our exploration team returned yet? What does the distant object in our sky hold? (This synopsis is currently work-in-progress, I will later format it properly and thoroughly)

Regain of hope

Purpose of Life

First Person Perspective Story. A boy , 16 years old, lazy, poor but observant , has lived his Life with no dreams and no plans for future till now. Gradually, he realizes it’s time to take his Life seriously and earn some Money so he can get Lazy when he is old.

Never Without You

Arjun, a computer engineer and Ira, an ex-badminton champion and cancer survivor has to embark on a journey together in order to fulfil their dreams. Little did they know about the god's play. What if Ira's cancer return? What if their friendship is tested? Will their pasts bring them closer? "God, if you had already marked me, then why him?" she cried.

Twilight breaking dawn part 3

Be Water My Friend

When Hyde, a reincarnated martial genius with a max comprehension stat, max water affinity and a wack system gets hailed as a heavenly genius with unlimited prospects realizes he can't improve anymore. He is thrown out of his sect when people start noticing it. But who cares? Hyde sure doesn't (maybe). He just unlocked a system feature where he can see and upgrade his disciples potential. Since he can't 'level up', he'll get disciples which will. Sky's the limit when you have the sword saint and the fist demon as your disciples.

A Lady with a messed-up heart

I WAS BORN AGAIN AS A MAN

Geçmiş hayatımda çok saçma bir nedenden dolayı öldüm. Gençliğimin baharında, sadece 24 yaşımda. Üstelik bir erkek olarak yeniden doğdum. Önümde ki şey de ne öyle. Çok uzun sürmedi çocuklarımı kucağıma aldıktan sonra okuduğum bir romana reenkarne olduğumu anlamam. Bu romanın ana karateri Hilise. Kendisi benim ikinci çocuğumdu, bazı nedenlerden dolayı babası ona çok kötü davrandı ve istismar etti. Defalarca kez ailesi tarafından öldürüldü ve acı çekdi. Hilise'nin saflığı köreldikçe simsiyah bir kömüre dönüştü. Hilise soğuk ve acımasız birine döndü artık babasına ve abisine hiç şans vermedi. Ardından Hilise'nin hayatı maceralar ve romantik bir aşkla başlayıp bitti. Ve ben onun babası olarak kendime söz verdim. Onun için dünyada ki en iyi baba olacağım ve ona sadece bir kereliğine olan en iyi hayatı yaşatacağım. Oğlumu daha düzgün yetiştireceğim ve onun iyi bir kişiliğe sahip olmasını sağlayacağım. Çocuklarım ile sıcacık bir aile olacağız.

Divine Deity

Ineffable World

Apa yang kalian pikirkan saat tercetus kata 'Dunia'? Sebuah tempat dimana manusia tinggal atau sebuah tempat kedamaian hidup?. Fantasi-fantasi akan semesta pasti memenuhi pikiran kalian. Hasrat ingin tahu apa saja yang ada dan tersembunyi didalamnya. Dunia tidak hanya berisi kesenangan juga kesedihan, seribu macam misteri belum terkuak jelas. Bahkan angkasa dan planet lainnya mungkin menyimpan misteri lebih banyak dari Dunia. Penasaran? Aku yakin kalian semua menanti-nanti semua jawaban dari pertanyaan. Namun untuk saat ini ada hal yang lebih penting yang menanti kalian, cukup fokus, baca dan nikmati. Satu pertanyaan lagi. Pernahkah kalian mendengar kata 'Ineffable World', Dunia yang tak terlukiskan? Dunia fantasi yang akan menghiasi isi kepala kalian dengan mantra juga kisah cinta. Jika belum mari kita telusuri, Dunia fantasi yang akan membawa kalian masuk dan hidup sebagai penentu takdir.

My Elysian

The clock had chimed the hour, and she knew he had made his choice. It had all been just a twisted deception. A kiss of Judas is what she had lived. Princess Ophelia let out a hoarse cry as the duke took a step further away from her. Her body trembled as the other woman accepted his hand... A demolished kingdom. A shattered heart and a wish upon the doors of death. She's now back. Stronger than before. How would she relive the tales of her tragic life, would she be able to change the path which fate had drawn for her?

I traded skills with gods

The story follows a character named Vega, who is a former irregular and strategist in a world where individuals possess supernatural abilities. After suffering a debilitating injury during a dungeon raid, Vega has lost the ability to use his mana and feels helpless and discarded by society. As he struggles to find his place in the world, he discovers a potential opportunity in the skill dimension, but feels that even if he gains a new power, he won't be able to use it without mana. The story explores themes of power, loss, and redemption as Vega searches for a way to regain his powers and find something that has more value than revenge

my little planet

Living Is Hard

WIP!!! when you wake up in a different world, you might not know how to make sense of it. but when friends and familly are in danger, suddenly, rage can do some weird things...

See no see

Give a try to it

Second chance: Conquering the abyss

In a world where mysterious dungeons emerge, humanity faces an unprecedented challenge as the very fabric of their bodies evolves with a newfound "system," granting individuals points and abilities. Amidst this chaos, our protagonist, a young girl who perished at the hands of a monstrous creature, finds herself reincarnated into this tumultuous world. Determined to seek vengeance and bring an end to the constant onslaught of monsters, she embarks on a perilous journey to clear the four legendary dungeons rumored to hold the key to humanity's salvation. Along the way, she forms alliances with fellow adventurers, each grappling with their own desires and burdens, as they confront the dangers lurking within the dungeons and uncover the dark secrets behind their existence. As she delves deeper into the mysteries of the dungeons and the system that governs them, our heroine discovers that her quest holds the fate of humanity in the balance, with the ultimate battle against evil looming on the horizon.

The True Heir of the Four Greats of Hogwarts BL Yaoi

At the exact moment Harry Potter is born, in the darkest corners of Hogwarts, a forgotten secret resurfaces. A story long obscured by time and buried in the depths of memory. In this dark scenario, a lost laboratory holds the previously soulless body of Salazar Slytherin’s perfect creation. Dante, once a genius in his world, opens his eyes and awakens as the Chimera Heir. He is a being forged from the essence of the four founders: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. His abilities remain dormant, hidden even from himself, as he navigates the magical world. Amidst ancient spells, treacherous alliances, and buried secrets, Dante must unravel the purpose of his existence. The guardian of unimaginable power? Or perhaps, the key to unlocking the future? As Dante delves deeper into the plot, he discovers that magic is just the beginning. The real battle is within himself, between light and darkness, loyalty and betrayal. And as he unravels the secrets of his body, the magical world teeters on the brink of a revolution.

The Lost Returned

A mess of a story, just something I'm writing to see what I can do as I reshape my other fanfics. "Who am I, to ask for more than I deserve, good wine, a mouth to warm my co*k, and the free skies.. what do you say, brothers?" I own nothing. Tags = #2loveinterest #tragedy #action #non-powerseekingMc #strongfromstart

The abandoned one

He was a serial killer out on lose . With his voice buried deep , all he wanted was a simple life and family . SOMEONE WHO LOVED HIM. He got another chance will he let , the other take control of him or he'll start to accept people other then her and live a new life , a new chapter of acceptance away from the past dirt . She was just an ordinary one , she read about him and even after facing his darkness and knowing he'll never love her, her heart still aches for him . She just wanted to be there for him.

Scarlet Red Roses

The Red Roses are as beautiful as her Scarlet hair, her beautiful fragrance attracts many. This story depicts how the Fire Dragon fell for the Knight in armor. --------------------------------------------- A Fairy Tail Fan-fic. ---------------------------------------------

Comprehensive Comic: I Am A Daily Cultivator, Join The Chat Group

#Feilu.com #NOT ORIGINAL Complex: I am a daily cultivator, join the chat group" Lin Shuangye traveled to the comic book world and loaded the daily cultivation system. [The host passed the national joint entrance examination and joined the sect Shuchiin Academy. Obtain reward: Innate white bone relic magical power. 】 [The host reads the classic "Metronome of Love" a hundred times. Obtain reward: "The Art of Refining God"] [The host interacts with the girl of destiny, Mai Sakurajima/Ai Hayasaka/Eiri Riri/Kitagawa Ummu. Obtain reward: Luck 1/Comprehension 1..] [The host forms Taoist partners with many lucky girls and receives rewards..] Lin Shuangye thought that he would become a fairy in this beautiful daily life. But he didn't expect that he would be pulled into a chat group. ... Butterfly Ninja: I mean Tsuji Muzan is afraid of the sun, but what's going on with the sun and moon in your palm! Leiden Zhen: This Five Elements God of Thunder is too outrageous. I suspect that I am a fake God of Thunder! Esdeath: You are strong, let's fight! Fubuki: Boss, I heard that practicing together can increase the power of telekinesis. Busujima Saeko: Upstairs 1

그랜드바둑이 1.

그랜드바둑이

King of the warld

Read this on Wattpad

"If it's not compatible, find another." KAPAG nagmahal ka ng taong wasak na kailangan mong isugal hindi lang ang puso mo kundi ang sarili mo. Maari kasing matapos ang sinimulan mo na kayong dalawa na ang wasak. Kung pwede nga lang na nabubuo ang taong mahal mo habang ikaw naman iyong nawawasak ngunit hindi naman ganun. Parehas kayong nawawasak. Iyan ang nasa isip ni Sam nang nakipagkasundo siya kay Zohar na maging rebound nito. Alam niyang mahirap palitan ang babaeng unang minahal nito pero kakayanin niya ba? Ngunit wala na siyang planong sumuko. Mangyari na ang mangyayari. Susugal na siya ngayon. Kung hindi niya naipaglaban ang unang lalake na nagustuhan niya, ngayon ay ihahanda niya na ang sarili sa anumang magiging katupusan ng pagsugal niya. Pero magtatagumpay kaya siya o baka ibang tao ang bubuo sa kaniya?

Project Yandere

Warning: This is a Yandere story. "Sign here, here, and here. Alright you're good to go down." "You said the money will come once a week right?" "Correct. For every week that you survive we will send the money." "Good, send me down." "May god have mercy on you." ***** Shawn is no superman or some intellectual genius that can take on the world. He is your average man in a rough situation trying to find a way out. With no other option to get a large sum he signs up for a shady business as a test subject. The only concerning thing is that many people signed up and he was the only one permitted to enter. What kind of affectionate depths will Shawn witness in this dark environment.

Over Coming Devolpment

A Liltle boy, who loves Good Morning America, finds out his mom, whos more complicated than she seems, is pregnant

In My Hero With Get Creative

Synopsis After his unfortunate death he was reincarnated in a quirk filled world with the powers of a certain Harem protagonist as the “twin” brother of a certain black haired girl , stick around to find out what he makes of his new life in this new hypocritical world. Just a draft so far Making it possibly a multi world trope where you know there’s different dungeons of anime theme Just figuring how to write, do provide tips that can help writing wise or constructive criticism toward the story and finally providing ideas or ways to portrait them better, would be appreciated.

挣扎

散文，小说，诗歌，讲述身边的故事，记录生活，启发自我

PILIHAN TERAHIR

Aku telah menghabiskan bertahun-tahun berharap seseorang akhirnya akan mendengarkanku. Lebih mudah untuk tidak mencoba lagi… Sepuluh tahun setelah meninggalkan kampung halamannya yang kecil di Medan di kaca spionnya untuk apa yang Niko Gren yakini akan menjadi yang terakhir kalinya, hidup telah memutuskan untuk melempar bola melengkung kepada musisi berbakat dan mengirimnya kembali ke kota tempat dia tinggal di tapi tidak pernah benar-benar di rumah. Pada usia dua puluh sembilan, Niko telah berkeliling dunia sebagai pemain biola konser yang sukses dengan beberapa simfoni terbaik di negara ini. Tetapi kesuksesan menimbulkan kecemburuan, dan ketika dermawan dan kekasih Niko memutuskan bahwa Niko telah terbang cukup tinggi, dia dengan kejam memotong sayap Niko. Pengkhianatan dan skandal berikutnya membuat karir pemain biola berantakan dan dengan uang yang hampir tidak cukup untuk memulai sesuatu yang baru di luar jangkauan kuat mantan pendendamnya. Tapi saat dia siap untuk mengembalikan hidupnya ke jalur semula, Niko mendapat telepon yang dia takuti. Setelah stroke meninggalkan ayahnya yang sebagian tidak valid, Niko yang terikat tugas kembali ke Pelican Bay dan kehidupan yang dia habiskan bertahun-tahun berusaha untuk dilupakan. Ketika dia terpaksa menggunakan sisa uangnya sendiri agar tidak kehilangan rumah keluarga, keputusasaan membuatnya beralih ke satu pria yang dia harap tidak akan pernah bertemu lagi… Bahkan jika aku bisa berbicara, tidak akan ada orang di sana untuk mendengarkan… Anak emas Pelican Bay, Donal Kelin, memiliki kehidupan yang sempurna. Cerdas, cantik, dan populer, fenomena bisbol sedang dalam perjalanan menuju kehidupan yang penuh dengan ketenaran dan kekayaan. Tetapi yang lebih penting, dia memiliki tiket sekali jalan keluar dari Teluk Pelican dan jauh dari keluarga yang menggunakan cinta sebagai mata uang dan yang harapannya tinggi adalah hukum negara. Tapi malam yang penuh badai, tikungan tajam di jalan raya, dan satu keputusan buruk mengubah segalanya, meninggalkan Donal tanpa apa-apa.

JANGAN PANGGIL AKU KUCING

Dimas tak pernah menyangka bahwa kehidupannya akan berubah, saat dirinya merantau ke Ibu kota demi mengadu nasib. Berawal sebagai seorang pelayanan restoran di Jakarta, bekerja berkat bantuan teman lamanya bernama Vano. Namun, beberapa bulan kemudian Dimas berhenti dan bekerja di salah satu tempat hiburan malam. Semula, semuanya berjalan normal hingga suatu ketika ia diperkenalkan dengan seorang wanita bernama Jen. Jen sendiri merupakan wanita bayaran. Jen menawarkan kepada Dimas untuk meninggalkan perkerjaannya dan menjadi cowo bayaran (Escort) agar hidupnya bisa berubah. Pada awalnya Dimas bimbang, namun akhirnya ia mencoba jalan barunya tersebut. Benar saja, setelah berubah haluan dan menjadi cowo bayaran, kehidupannya berubah drastis. Hingga pada suatu ketika, ada seorang pelanggan bernama  Hans yang ingin memakai jasanya. Mulanya Dimas pun menolak, karena ia sama sekali tidak tertarik dengan pria apalagi sampai harus melayaninya. Namun, uang seakan menjadi senjata yang meleburkan harga diri. Hubungan Dimas dan Hans pada awalnya hanya sebatas pelanggan dan pemberi jasa. Namun, waktu seakan mengubah semuanya. Cinta yang tumbuh diantara keduanya seakan menjadi abstrak hingga terjalin sebuah hubungan terlarang. Hingga pada suatu ketika hubungan mereka diketahui oleh istri Hans yaitu Vera dan anak sulungnya bernama Chris. Vera bersama anak sulungnya melabrak Dimas dikediamanya. Karena kejadian itu hubungannya dengan Hans  menjadi renggang. Dimas pun seakan menghilang ditelan bumi. Setelah bertahun – tahun menghilang siapa sangka waktu mempertemukannya kembali, namun kali ini bukan dengan  Hans melainkan dengan Chris anak sulung dari Vera. Mereka yang awalnya bermusuhan karena kejadian dimasa lalu, justru menimbulkan benih – benih cinta diantara keduanya. Hingga konflik yang lebih tragis terjadi lagi dan membongkar siapa sebenarnya Dimas,  Hans, Vera dan Jen. .....

Agnar

Vex was taken at a young age not knowing his past he felt he could trust Sebastian the leader of Duncan Pledging his loyalty to him alone. He was turn into emotionless being who is used against the knights organization. Will Vex continue down the path of darkness or will he break free from his master's control?

Undead: A Jake Adam Mystery

In the gritty urban landscape of a New Port Metropolis, Detective Jake Adams finds himself entangled in a relentless investigation following a brutal murder. What initially seems like a routine case soon plunges him into a dark labyrinth of sinister gangs and powerful mafias. As he delves deeper, shocking revelations surface: assassins who have transcended death, walking as undead enforcers in a malevolent conspiracy. With bodies piling up and chaos gripping the city, Jake must confront not only the shadows lurking within the criminal underworld but also the haunting ghosts of his own past. In this gripping novel, a heart-pounding quest unfolds, entwining elements of romance, pulse-pounding thrills, and high-octane action. Throughout this treacherous journey, the boundaries between life and death blur, testing Jake's resolve and forcing him to navigate treacherous alliances in a desperate battle against forces determined to devour everything he holds dear. As the stakes escalate, can he endure until the very end, or will the dark forces consume him, leaving the city's fate hanging in the balance?

An account of my lies

This is how I created lies in my life and how life made me