Chapter 2: Unexpected Visitor

"Huh"

"Huh"

Then there was complete silence Zoro and Wade just looked at each other not knowing what to do first. However Wade couldn't keep still.

"Well aren't ya gonna introduce yourself!" he said pointing at Zoro

"Me I just appeared here after dyeing saving this stupid rubber kid from a marine with a hook for a hand!" Zoro shouts back.

"Wait you died?" Wade says puzzled because Zoro doesn't die in One Piece at least he doesn't die in the east blue.

"Tsk yeah some weird kid with stretchy arms who claimed to be the next pirate king couldn't even beat a lowly marine captain and right after I got my swords from a spoiled loser who went back on our deal I saw that the kid was about to die and for some reason something came over me and I pushed him out of the way trying to save him and ended up with a hole in my chest." Zoro says shaking his head dejected while rubbing the hole in his shirt that miraculously healed.

'Mio how is this possible' Wade said looking at Zoro looking at his nonexistent fatal wound that should be there.

'Well Host the system summons anyone from any multiverse the amount of timelines and events that can be altered in every which way!' Mio proclaimed to Wade enthusiastically.

'So that mean I can summon any character from any multiverse that dies.' Wade says to Mio finally realizing what this means.

'Well yes host in theory however...' Mio says stopping her sentence.

'What?' Wade says raising a eyebrow.

'The odds of getting another Servant Summon so soon are basically 1/1000000000000000000' Mio finally spits out.

"WHAT!" Wade says jumping up from bed. Zoro looks at him confused.

"I didn't say anything" Zoro says raising a eyebrow.

"Not you I'm talking to the voice in my head that only I can hear!" Wade says trying to clear up the misunderstanding however Zoro looks at him even more confused than he was seconds ago.

'Is this guy crazy' Zoro thinks that this guy needs so help.

'Damn Mio its really rare huh I must be lucky....well not that lucky out of all the busty beauties I got a weirdo obsessed with swords' Wade says feeling a little dejected. Zoro feeling that someone is talking shit about him and looks at Wade.

'Is he talking shit about me' Zoro says looking at Wade. Wade finally shakes out of his depression and looks at Zoro meeting his eyes.

"Well since your ungrateful to the god that summoned and saved your life I guess I'll go first I am Wade Wilson god of chaos and hold the applause for later." Wade says raising his chin to the sky while holding out his hands attempting to make him stop a action he wasn't gonna do in the first place. Zoro scrunches his eyebrows at this remark.

"Your a god" Zoro inquires.

"Of course." Wade says still holding his chin up.

"Prove it." Zoro says crossing his arms.

"I cant." Wade says still holding up his arrogant front.

"What do you mean you cant?" Zoro says confused yet again.

"When a god descends on this world his divinity is sealed however your being pretty rude to the guy who saved your life now aren't you gonna introduce yourself?" Wade says finally looking at Zoro again.

"Tsk fine my name is Roronoa Zoro" Zoro says still crossing his arms still dissatisfied about this situation.

"I know" Wade says while nodding his head.

"Then why did you ask!" Zoro says angerly thinking the guy who supposedly summoned him is a idiot.

"Because since we are probably gonna go on adventures and stuff its good to building a trusting relationship." Wade says still nodding his head.

"Now drink my blood." Wade says summoning his katana and slicing his finger drawing blood and as he does his wound and suit both heal at a remarkable speed. "Just lick it off the blade it works the same either way." Wade says shrugging while carrying the katana to Zoro.

"What I'm not drinking your blood!" Zoro says believing for a second in this guy is genuine however his thought did a 180 when he suddenly proclaimed for him to drink his blood.

"Why not?" Wade says now confused.

"Because I'm not drinking blood from a person I just met." Zoro says

"God" Wade interjects.

"What?" Zoro says questioning him.

"I'm a god and drinking this grants you my blessing and makes your part of my familia." Wade says pushing the blade towards Zoro's mouth.

"Blessing?" Zoro says raising a eyebrow.

"You can use magic and you gain powers and blah blah blah listen I summoned you here not to trick you just trust me." Wade says holding the katana up to his mouth. Zoro now is in a pinch he's right he could have died, no he should have died however this weirdo gave him a second chance.

"Fine I'll trust you but if you trick me." Zoro says looking Wade in the eyes giving out a deadly aura.

"Cross my heart and hope to die" Wade says making a cross on his heart. 'hehehehe but you couldn't kill me even if you were at your peak' Wade laughs in his head. Then Zoro puts his tongue out to the blade clearly dissatisfied with this situation and hesitantly licks the blood.

Then all of a sudden light shines behind his back as words start to form on his back and in the middle of it can be seen Wade's mark(its the Deadpool movie logo).

"There see it wasn't so hard now was it." Wade says while putting his hands on his hips still holding onto the katana.

"I guess not" Zoro says shaking his head because he doesn't feel any different.

*Ding*

*Host has unlocked Familia*

[Familia]

Roronoa Zoro

*Ding*

[Hidden mission completed 'Have someone join your familia']

Reward: 1 gacha ticket

"Nice" Wade says nodding his head in approval but all of a sudden.

"Hello is someone down there?" A voice says above the stairs.

'Shit I totally forgot about her' Wade says panicking a little. "Just a second I'm naked right now." Wade says not knowing what to do when suddenly a light bulb appears above his head and he runs onto the bed carving something out on the wall.

"What!" the voice says clearly surprised someone's down there and that there naked. Zoro looks at Wade warily.

'He's not naked why did he say that?' Zoro says looking at Wade carving something on the wall.

"Okay I'm finished you can come down now" Wade says as he finishes carving something on the wall.

"Uhhh okay" the voice says as its a little hesitant to descend the stair but slowly the voice does. What appears is a busty loli.

"Who are you?" Zoro says to the girl.

"I live here who are you" the loli says puffing out here cheeks and crossing her arms.

"No you don't" Wade says to the loli.

"Yes I do" the loli says stomping her foot clearly agitated from the intruders after coming back from her long day working at her job selling potatoes.

"Oh yeah well I don't see your name anywhere." Wade says thinking he has clearly won.

"What?" she says a little confused.

"However if you look over there you can see me name clearly written on that wall making this place mine." Wade says pointing to the wall.

'Is he a idiot no one is just gonna believe that' Zoro says shaking his head.

However unexpected the girl looks very anxious. "I swear I live here I just forgot to put my name on the wall you haft to believe me." the girl says clenching here fist together tears threating to fall. Zoro looks at this and smack his palm to his forehead.

'I judged to soon she is an idiot' Zoro says rubbing his brows thinking how in the hell did Wade convince her with something like that.

"I'm sorry but those are the rules." Wade says in a sad tone shaking his head.

"Please don't kick me out I have nowhere else to go." the girl says on her knees.

"Well I might reconsider if you introduce yourself and explain your situation." Wade says stroking his nonexistent beard. However the girl hears this and smiles so brightly that it could light up the darkest of places. 'So bright!' Wade says shielding his eyes.

"Um okay my name is Hestia and oh I'm a goddess you see and after living with my friend she kicked me out and now I live hear." Hestia says still smiling.

"Hmm well I'm also a god and people call Wade Wilson but you can call me anytime." Wade says winking threw his suit. Hestia looks at him a little confused.

"Why call you when your right in front of me?" Hestia says tilting her head. Wade looks at her and remembers how innocent Hestia really is.

*Cough*

"Anyway this is Zoro he's part of my familia." Wade says as he gestures to Zoro and he nods to her. Hestia clearly a little down after hearing that.

"I don't have anyone in my familia none wants to join mine your so lucky Wade." Hestia says looking a little dejected. However Wade not picking up on this continues.

"I know right and I descended like 4 hours ago I'm awesome right." Wade says holding his head up high.

"Yeah Wade *Sniff* your really *Sniff* awesome." Hestia says as she starts to cry.

"What?" Wade says looking puzzled before Hestia starts whaling.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Hestia cries out tears falling down her face. Wade panics at this because he doesn't really know how to deal with girls especially there complex puzzle like emotions.

"uh Uh UH" Wade says starting to panics as Hestia start to cry even louder.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Hestia cries even louder as snot falls from her nose.

"Way to go Wade didn't your mom ever tell you how to treat a women." Zoro says looking a little disgusted.

"Shut up orphan I was just born." Wade says stomping his feet. Zoro hearing this starts to look really dejected.

"Damn bro that hurt." Zoro says as he slumps his shoulders looking really sad. Hestia is balling her eyes out while Zoro is looking down at the ground contemplating life.

"FUCK!" Wade yells holding onto his head. 'Mio what do I do' Wade pleads to Mio the voice in his head.

'Wade is being a really big Meaney.' Mio says puffing her cheeks and looking away.

'I know Mio but I want to fix things.' Wade pleads once again. Mio contemplates for a second and nods her head.

'Fine I believe you should apologize' Mio states firmly.

'Yes Mio I'm sorry thanks for the advice' Wade says to Mio clearly thinking this wont work.

"HEY LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND!" Wade shouts trying to get Hestia and Zoro attention.

"I want to say I'm sorry for saying those things I didn't mean to." Wade says in a apologetic tone.

"You mean it" Hestia says rubbing some tears from her eyes. Zoro also looks at Wade for confirmation.

"Yes I'm sorry I really mean it." Wade says bowing a little. Hestia and Zoro both nod there heads.

"I forgive *Sniff* you" Hestia said still rubbing her head. Zoro nods his head to Wade as a sign of forgiving him.

'Wow that really worked' Wade says to himself a little surprised that Mio's advice worked.

"Does that mean I can stay here" Hestia says with puppy dog eyes.

'How can anyone say no to those' Wade thinks. "Of course Hestia were friends right" he says opening up his arms.

"We are!" Hestia says in a excited tone.

"Of course we are now come here" he say with his arms wide open.

"OK!" she says running and hugging Wade.

'hehehehehhehe were friends for now that is' Wade thinks with a smirk that could creep out Satan himself.

"Don't worry Hestia I think you'll find a person to join your familia really soon" Wade says not wanting to steal that Hero wannabe loser so Hestia can have him.

"Really!" she says clearly excited at Wades words.

"Of course trust me" he says patting Hestia head and Hestia smiles.

'Someone joining my familia I cant wait!' Hestia thinks as she starts to hug Wade tighter.

"We should figure out our sleeping arrangements first." Zoro says interrupting there moment. Wade clearly ticked off about this glares at Zoro. Hestia realizes this issue and breaks away from Wade and he reluctantly agrees.

"Well Zoro you can sleep on the couch and me and Hestia will sleep on the bed." Wade says nodding his head at his brilliant plan. Hestia blushes a little.

"W-Wade only couples sleep together." Hestia fiddles with her fingers shyly.

"Aw its okay Hestia I wont bite...unless you want me too" he says the last part so that only he can hear.

"What was that last part?" Hestia says with her face with a tinge of red still.

"Nothing" Wade says whistling admiring this dusty place.

"Well I guess it fine but don't try anything." She says looking at Wade.

"Cross my heart and hope to die." he once again does the cross motion on his heart. 'hehehehehehe good thing I cant die' he smirks inside his mask that none could see.

"Okay lets gets some rest because tomorrow we train Zoro with the help of this baby YOUTH!" Wade says holding his hand up and what appears is Might Guy's Workout Guide Vol 1.

"What's that?" Zoro says looking at the book that appears in his hand.

"The key to victory now join in with me ready YOUTH!" Wade says holding the book up high showing it off like its the rarest and most precious artifact ever created. Hestia smiles and laughs a little and joins in.

"YOUTH!" she yells and holds up her arm. Zoro looks at this and shakes his head.

"Whatever I'm going to sleep" he says as he motions to the couch leaning his three swords on the couch and trying to find a comfortable position because he's pretty worn out mentally with all this new information especially that he died today technically as well.

"Good Idea I am pretty tired" Wade says stretching out his arms. 'Hey Mio can I change this suit into any cloths or is it just these tights.' Wade questions.

'Of course host it can shapeshift to your desire.' Mio says cheerfully.

'Great!' Wade thinks and he changes the suit into a speedo with the Deadpool symbol on them. Hestia is a little surprised at the sudden change of Wades cloths and start to blush furiously at what he's wearing.

'He's pretty handsome.' she thinks as she looks at his deviously handsome face. "Um Wade could you put some more cloths on" she says trying to avoid eye contact.

"Why is it because I'm ugly." Wade says in a dejected tone.

"No no its just its a little embarrassing as we just met." Hestia says shaking her hands in denial her face red as a tomato.

"Oh I understand" he says nodding his head and shapes his speedo into black pants. Hestia looks at this and is feeling a little better however still a little shy. Wade however does not pick up on this as he grabs Hestia's hand and pull her into his embrace and jumps on to the bed.

"kyaa" she yelps.

"Goodnight Hestia." Wade says as he closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep.

"Um Wade um can uhhh." she says clearly a little embarrassed blushing profusely however Wade cant hear this and just hugs her as he has already drifted into his deep sleep. Hestia tries to wriggle out of his embrace but its not use and she accepts her fate as she closes her eyes and also drifts off to sleep.