The Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invaders are invading! Can you stave off the Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invaders with me?
Beware
Beware
Beware
The Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invaders are here.
Beware
Help I the king of earth kill all Cross Dimensional Alien Llama (nvaders to protect human sovereignty and existence.
Our extinction is imminent if we do not take action now.
Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invaders are disguising themselves as Llamas so here is a guide on how to spot them.
1. If they bleed red they're a Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invader
2. If they spit on you they're Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invader and you have been infected with their disease that will turn you into a Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invader slave. They do not treat their slaves well. You must dispose of yourself quickly.
3. If they have a heart beat they're Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invader. Real Llamas do not have a heartbeat.
4. If they're in a zoo THEY'RE A Cross Dimensional Alien Llama Invader trying to infiltrate places with many humans.
Please exterminate if they show any of these traits or go into their true form. Guns do not work but water guns work. Not water hoses but water guns due to the special frequency and vibration water guns output.
Stay safe.
- King of Earth