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Ball of Nothing

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I started off as nothing, just a mass of consciousness that slowly evolved. Just your average overpowered existence hungry for a multiverse adventure. Demons? They are my friends. Monsters? They are delicacies. Heroes? Not even equal to the dirt on my boots. Royalty? Money Machi- Ahem, a pleasure doing business. Immortals and Gods? Share with me the latest gossips! With power comes responsibility, but I'm just a ball... or am I just a ball? Watch as I regain my memories and beat up my past self. Note: No common sense in the story. Highly controversial. This is a contracted work, expect to unlock chapters. Season 1's standards differ greatly. Drama seekers, toxic bitches and overly-sensitive folks who cannot chillax not welcomed. Author also has indemnity to typo, grammar mistakes and English bugs throughout the story. You have been warned. Proceed with caution and enjoy. *** Note: Please check out new contracted work Monarch of Solitude if you liked the author's work. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/destinyaitsuji Discord: https://discord.gg/UrtDMXn

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Chapter 1Dead or Alive, That is the Question

In the Bible, God created the world in a mere six days.

On the first day, he said "Let there be light!" and light appeared. Have you ever woken up to the brightness of day and realised you could see for the first time? Probably not. Lucky you. For me, I can assure you that it wasn't pleasant.

Before God came into the picture, I was there. Just lazing around in the middle of space and minding my own business. All of a sudden, this newbie, who discovered the power of creation, decided to run an experiment to test his abilities after intruding into my territory and created a whole universe. Then, before I could collect myself, he was gone. Instead of my humble abode of emptiness, a whole solar system and galaxy now stood in its stead. What a mess!

However, there was a silver lining. I soon discovered that my existence was a complete mystery. While Adam and Eve could sing praises to their Lord and call each other by 'names', I'm left to wonder about what I am.

Better still, am I dead or alive? What's the meaning of my existence? How was I created?

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Author's Note: The story is contracted and premium. If you think it is interesting and still stick around by the end of season 2, you will see that chapters begin to get to 5k long etc and some crazy stuff happens there. Please don't be alarmed by the obscene number of ss or coins required to unlock them, they are legit.

1. I don't need a lot of you to buy to read chapters if you cannot afford it, reading this is good enough. Please help by leaving reviews (5 star ones are the best) and comments. I am always looking out for comments about possible inspirations for bonus chapters. If you do want to support me financially so that I can do more, I have patreon and Kofi (just search Destiny Aitsuji on google).

Edit: I need money so please support me if you can. Long story short, I need USD1.5k every month or I will not be able to continue writing full-time.

2. I would like you to donate your power stones and vote for the book if you like it enough to continue reading it. Rankings help me gain more exposure and this is, unfortunately, something I cannot attain simply through hard work. I need your help and dedication.

Some warning about what this book is before you read any further:

1. The main character will not have any romantic relationships because they are supposedly gender-neutral although will be referred to as a male for my writing convenience. No harems either because I don't like it. However, there will be side romances for other characters. You are also encouraged to write fan fictions about my story. I would love to read them so please DM me the links on discord (do not comment it on my story or in a review because that's just rude).

2. Yes, religions are a thing, sexuality is a thing. If you're not willing to read this with an open mind, I suggest you drop the book. You have been warned. I write with the aim of offending in a funny way. (It's called parody.) If you are a serious person who needs everything to make sense, walk away as well. Ball of Nothing is not for you.

3. Many people will discover that Season 1 is slow-paced and shallow compared to season 2 and 3. It can also feel somewhat disconnected from the very different styles. You can choose to skip it or skim through it if you want to stay for the plot but not the style. That's because this book was a mental block project that blew up big. I was working on my self published novels to send for the publishing house when I wrote this. I also was fighting depression while holding a stressful full-time job.

4. Ball of Nothing will cover plenty of taboo topics (hence my fans of this book are called the Rebel Army) and if you cannot accept some of the views, remember you have the option to always drop it or express them in the comment section like an educated and civilised person.

5. Know that I am very strict with my readers. If you cannot abide by my 'no toxic and no drama' rule, be prepared to be ignored and reported to my editor. I do not condone opinions that hurt others and are targetted at specific people or groups with the intent to cause trouble for self-satisfaction or any other reasons.

6. This is going to be one hell of a long read with somewhat slow updates but the story will not be dropped. Doing daily is only possible if I don't have a full-time job or if I have a stockpile. I try my best to do at least weekly updates and more if I can, so if you want to stock up chapters for binge reading feel free. (Just give me those damn power stones please).

7. I am a writer that draws on real-life experiences so while you read this as fiction, feel free to add on to anything that reminds you of your life. We can learn from each other.

8. Have fun. Ball of Nothing is a nonsensical story revolving around some philosophical topics with the pace of a never-ending roller coaster. Also, join the fan club while you're at it. (It's quite dead at the moment because too many people are lurking).

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Table des matières
Volume 0 :Auxiliary Volume
Volume 1 :Season 1: The Beginning
Volume 2 :Season 2: Let's Get Stronger
Volume 3 :Season 3: Teenage Dreams
Volume 4 :Season 4: Adventure Begins!

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This is the author again (shameless 5 star but pls forgive me) Announcement: 1. Thank you for the support. This work will be going premium around Aug 2019 (tentative) so please stock up on SS. 2. With the chapters getting heavier, please let me know if you're keen to join the Truen army (proofreaders & editors). This role is completely voluntary but I expect serious commitment. This is to relieve some load of Ash my current proofreader who has been doing a darn good job or making it readable. Please thank him for catching all the awful errors BTS before we go live. 3. There was some major rescheduling because I realised how blind I was. We are already very much into the second season but I did not separate the chapters accordingly. The mass update of chapters and spam notifications have caused readers to unsubscribe. I sincerely apologise for that on my end. It should not happen again in future, it's fixed now. 4. We have both the official fan club discord and my personal discord that I sometimes ask for opinions and updates. If you love this book, please show your support by joining either of them. Rebel Army Discord Server: https://discord.gg/UrtDMXn Zero Chan Cult Discord Server: https://discord.gg/RuvtKXx 5. I have a character profile google docs (refer to author announcement chapter). However, it is poorly maintained. If you see something that has been missed out, please highlight it to me, thank you! Lastly, I just want to let my readers know that the success of my writing dream would not be possible without you. I cannot express how thankful I am. Every comment, like, gift and subscription means a lot to me.

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*sigh* Is that how you express a sigh of disappointment in written form? Because I am feeling quite dissapointed right now. So, to start off this quite long rant, by reading the title "Ball of nothingness", I instantly assume that this story will correlate to an ancient being full of wisdom, or at least something like a mindless monster assimilating everything in its path. However that hope quickly crumbled to dust and mercilessly crushed by a 50 ton hydraulic press, by the time I finished reading the first few chapter. To give a somewhat brief summary, the protagonist is an average annoying as f child with too much power and authority over some incompetent false gods who are defeated by their own creation or in other words, gods who are BEATEN by MORTALS. Now, I understand why the author gives a childish personality to the protagonist, seeing that to give it an alien personality is a very hard and tricky thing to do. However, what rubbed me in the wrong way is the fact that it doesn't seem to be aware of its own capabilities, meaning, it starts off as a weak insignificant existence. Weak enough to be swallowed by what I assume to be either a pelican or a crane. Either way, it's a different story between spectating an abomination learning and an ignorant child learning. The former being a greater entertainment than the latter, but of course that's no more than an opinion of mine On another topic, the gods. At this rate, I might say that I respect the humans more than I respect the gods. Aside from how utterly weak they are, the gods have bland paper thin character. Most of them are all about protecting creation, balance, human, etc. I mean, aren't the gods here are supposed to be similar to human? And what's up with Zeus being a stereotypical big buffoon? Also, have I mentioned they are weak? I mean, a sage god is barely an immortal, Buddha here is almost no different than a mortal, except mortals are greater than him, seeing they succeed in creating a God and apparently loves to wage war, in fact, that's what all mortal species should strive to be, an unbeatable war machine bent on devouring everything. And yet... As I read on and on, I realize that the mortals are not what they're hyped up to be, they're just your usual mortals, insignificant and utterly meaningless almost like how this entire story is meaningless, seeing that the whole story seems to be a power fantasy dream of a discount Azathoth full of interaction with cardboards of stereotypes characters. But then again, this story is not composed fully out of flaw. For one, I don't have any problem with the grammar. True, there is some typo here and there, but that's negligible. An okay grammar means that at least the author still cares about their own work. So that's a positive I guess. There's also the fact that the author doesn't have a horrible naming sense which is a plus. And I would say that the world building is actually decent. The same couldn't be said for most fantasy stories on this site since they only copy stereotypes medieval or xianxia world, with slight variation. In other words most of them are boring and uninspired. So... There's that. The point I'm trying to make is that I am quite dissapointed with how the story goes, but seeing that most seems to like this story the way it is, i do not expect any changes at all. This marks the end of my extremely long rambling. Before that however, I'd like to apologize if this rambling of mine is too badly written for your taste or seems to be too uninformative and useless. Finally, i wish you all a nice day.

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