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Bad Luck Kline Gets a Yandere

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Lisez le roman Bad Luck Kline Gets a Yandere écrit par l'auteur Margrave publié sur WebNovel. Kline has a curse. Whenever he makes a woman smile, she shows up half-traumatized the next day—assuming she doesn't have broken bones.If that wasn't enough, he has the worst luck. It was so bad that h...

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Kline has a curse. Whenever he makes a woman smile, she shows up half-traumatized the next day—assuming she doesn't have broken bones. If that wasn't enough, he has the worst luck. It was so bad that he survived Truck-Kun and woke up in a hospital with 45 broken bones instead of a fantasy world. The combination made him destined to die a handicapped virgin on the cusp of despair. That abruptly changed when he got a system to overcome his bad luck. Twenty-seven brutal days later, he was a handsome superhuman with a female-attracting pheromone and cheat codes for becoming a billionaire with a harem. Life was supposed to be easy. Unfortunately, the system exposed the main source of his lifelong misfortune—a gaggle of obsessive yanderes. Neither Kline nor anyone could've guessed the women stalking him were yanderes. They were stable, successful, and exceedingly normal—unless triggered. Unfortunately, when women aggressively threw themselves at Kline, the yanderes came out into the open. With each trying to "protect" Kline from losing his virginity, their love quickly devolved into a battle royale. Kline tried to escape but quickly learned that even the most extreme cheats weren't enough to win a misfortune chess against the AIs on max difficulty. Therefore, he abandoned his dreams to live the easy life and began grinding the system-recommended skillsets necessary to bring out his system's potential and fight for his cultured dreams. - - This is a hardcore comedy. Prepare to sacrifice a catastrophic number of brain cells for truckloads of undeserved dopamine. - There will be romance, harem culture, and Kline will eventually love his yanderes. The yanderes may stop trying to kill one another. Maybe. - These are real yanderes; expect delusional mindsets and no-holds-barred criminal behavior. Seriously. — [Mature Content] — Comedy | Harem | System | Weak to Strong | R18+ | Yanderes | Yanderes! | YANDERES! | Slice of Life | ;) | Get it? | Satire | Parody | Landslide Comedy | Weeb Humor | Good Ol' Fashion Dick Jokes | Immature | Mature AF | Speaking of Which | Mature Content | Eechi | Softcore Smut | Lol wut? | Read It | No Murder | Probably | Have Fun!

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HaremBro
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Finally, a yandere web novel with real yanderes. 95% of webnovel authors give women abrupt mood swings, a knife, and a violence first mentality and call them a “yandere.” It’s getting lazy af. That’s not the case here. It’s super refreshing that the FL goes on a blackmailing spree instead of using violence. Sold. Intelligent yanderes are nearly extinct, but they thrive here and it makes the novel special. Since they cover their tracks, you don’t know who’s responsible for what. You keep blaming the FL, but over and over, other suspects come up. It drives you insane not knowing how crazy she is. I love that. It used to be you’d find out the super nice character was actually crazy af halfway through the series. I’m glad that’s not dead. Now please reward me for my WN scouring degeneracy by making me the top reviewer with 237 likes. I never find the gem first. This is my chance!

Margrave
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Article 1: Cultured Reader, This Novel is a [Comedy] By pressing the [read] button on this novel: 1.1. You understand this story is unrealistic and requires a catastrophic sacrifice of brain cells, but allows you to mine truckloads of dopamine off your phone screen. You may become a vegetable. 1.2: You're here to enjoy it for what it is—daily, mindless entertainment, often referred to as [that good-good]. 1.3: You understand the mc is an unintelligent, unlikable giga-Chad whose only purpose in life is to bring out the "best" in his yanderes. 😈 You can find filtered reviews with s ex, sm ut, and other cultured words marked out 👇 Look, the story's fun. Just enjoy it. :)

SplendidPuma
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HighClassTrash
HighClassTrashLv13HighClassTrash

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