shit

"man i gotta take a shit"

the shitster says

"fuck wait-"

the shitster realizes their phone is charging

"..."

"should i?"

the shitster brings their phone and charger to the bathroom

shitster plays on it

reads some random shit

goes crazy on toilet

puts phone on sink

wipes ass

throws away ass wipe

goes to wash hands

finish wash hands

doesnt dry them

goes to unplug charger but doesnt see its fully in

water drip down from hand

shitster gets electrocuted

shitster falls in trashcan and ass wipes fall on their face

"nice"

shitster dies

moral of the story

dont die in the bathroom