A Multiverse Where Nothing Goes My Way

"Heh this is some good material, might as well put it to good use.." Wayne thought to himself. Inside of a dirty room with a small bed, expensive computer, and a box shaped TV that you could tell was quite old for todays standards. Wayne still lived with his parents despite being 40 years old and always wasted his money from his job piling shit on computer games and computers. He gave no respect to his parents, and he never acknowledged all that they have done for him. It's quite a miracle that he wasn't kicked out as this lazy good for nothing never supported his parents but relied on their support.

Wayne was getting it on to his 'material' he found quite good his blood pumping and heart pounding. To be frank he wasn't in the best of conditions too suffering from obesity and diabetes. Then suddenly Wayne felt a pain in his chest that he knew probably spelt his end. There he is Wayne dead on his chair, cock in hand. What a pitiful way to die, atleast the material was to die for.

"Huh where the fuck am I? Is this hell? it's so hot and I see fire and brimstone everywhere..." Wayne thought curiously but with panic. Then a tall but beautiful man appears with black wings as colorless as the void, hair more gold and bright than the sun, eyes as red as blood. "Hello mortal, I haven't expected one like you to come here!" The man exclaimed. Wayne saw this and stepped back in terror "Y-you.... are you satan?!?!?!!" he said in a scared anxious manner. "Perhaps you can say that but I'd like you to call me ROD instead it just rings better.". "Wait, is this like those novels does it perhaps mean Random Omnipotent Deity??? Will you reincarnate me???" Wayne said with excitement.

The being looked at him like he was a madman with a hint of mockery in his face. "Perhaps you can say that. And yes I will reincarnate you and with a system at that. No wishes for you though." ROD said with a chuckle then his face turned dark and he said "But beware nothing ever comes free and there is always a price.". "Who cares about a price! I'm gonna be overpowered and get a massive harem full of beautiful girls!" Wayne said with a disgusting smile on his face. "You do you, I'm not gonna explain this system to you as you're gonna have to figure it out yourself the good old fashioned way." ROD said with an evil grin.

"Well I'm gonna reincarnate you into a black void with a character creation and you'll be able to select your world from there as well." ROD said emotionlessly. "Alright I can't wait to begin!" Wayne exclaimed with joy. "Well I'll send you off now try not to get ahead of yourself now will you?" He said sending Wayne off. "Not even a damn thanks..... He has whatever is coming to him." ROD said in an annoyed but disinterested tone.