A Journey to Build my Harem but why is it so hard?

What is the most peaceful and saddest death that could happen to you?.

Is it death by getting by a lighting?, isekai by truck-kun?, getting stab to death of a drunkard person? or having your thing shot in the electrical while watching your favorite p*rn and p*rnhwa?.

For me it's getting old and without a single person to see me died, my family and friends old and new have forgotten about me.

Its not that i care but it is still saddening that people whom care didn't even know i died in my own home, an ancient looking house that made think that this house is from the time of spanish people counquered my country.

Looking back about my life i didn't have many regrets but there still a wish or rather a dream for any random being kill me or just summon me, because i've been waiting since i see and get hook up of anime,manga and novels even the fanfics.

I have been waiting for a long time but it didn't come and here i am breathing my last breath and my old home and no one to see.

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DING~ DING~ DING ~

DING~ DING~ DING ~

"Aiyaaaaaaaaa"

"Huh!?, who's there?, who's there? let yourself be see and i will bash you till your face get black and blue."

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'Well looks like there no one here, is this the effect or something like that after dying. I must be hearing things'.

While looking to my surroundings i hear it again.

"Aiyaaa, Aiyaaa are you done doing your monologue?"

"Guaaahhhaaa f*ck, when did you get there? even if im old my eye is still good and who are you? how did you inside my house?, huh? wait why i am still breathing?"

"well, my good entertainer i have been watching since your childhood but not watching you all the time just your nonsensical comedic time. man your so funny, i have been so bored for so long but you took it just a moment.

Hahahaha and yes you already died it was just soul talking to me and i stop time here but let's get going to my abode."

"whaaaaaaaaa."

While im still speaking we already teleport to his abode as he says.

"aaaaattt. huh? where are we?"

"we are already here in my place, So here's the thing for entertaining me for almost 89 years. I will grant you a 3 wish for it."

"Whaaaaaaaaat?, yessssssssss yessssssss, Hahahahaha my time has come, wait wait who are you again?"

"Alright easy there no need to be hype, ahh yes how can i forget about it.

you call me R.O.B just like any ROB you read in the novels But those thing are just fictional and me is the concept of those they write."

"Hahaha how can i not be hype?, i have been waiting for something like this to happen since i read those novels and fanfic while i'm in highschool.

i see, you know I've been waiting for you right?"

"Hahaha, my boy just calm down i know cuz i was watching you right."

"okay okay, hoooo haaaa. so those 3 wishes, I can't wish something that will make me instantly overpowered or omnipotent?"

"Yes and you should contemplate how your wish will be."

"hmmm yes i will"

*ENTER SPONGEBOB voice*

After many years later

"alright here is my wishes, my 1st wish is my own customize system"

"Ohoho nice wish you got there, okay granted"

"My second wish is to be able of going to any world in animeverse"

"I see, I see so you want to meet those women in the multiverse"

"Yes, and for my third wish is my first world to go is #&#+@&@(+@!$ and i want to start again there"

"hmmm.. sure i will granted those wishes of yours and have fun living your life"

"Yes i will live my life to the fullest"

"Good good and now go."

*Snap*

*ting~*