Chat Group: Starting by Swapping Bodies with Elysia?

Previous Era, Fire Moth base.

The pink-haired girl looked at her pretty, youthful face in the mirror. Her expression shifted from stunned to a slow, gaping jaw.

"Th-Th-This isn't that pink fatty, is it?!"

Pulling at her cheeks, Jiang Qiao was in utter disbelief. The real, delicate feel of a young girl's skin made it clear that this was reality.

But—

"What the heck is going on?!"

The flower-like beautiful girl let out a squeal like a groundhog.

Jiang Qiao, a transmigrator, yet another innocent young man who had fallen victim to Truck-kun.

Well, fine, he'd transmigrated, whatever.

Adhering to the idea that if you can't resist it, you might as well go with the flow, Jiang Qiao could only suck it up and planned to just blend in.

Just as he was planning to investigate his location and time to figure out what world he was in...

Stepping outside was like hitting the jackpot of bad luck.

Some bastard, taking advantage of the fact that he was new to this place and hadn't reacted, had whacked him with a stick!

What the hell, was the order of this transmigrated world so messed up?

That was Jiang Qiao's last thought before passing out.

Of course, there was also—

Don't let him catch whoever that shameless bastard was. If he did, he'd make sure they wouldn't walk away without a beating!

But, after waking up again, these thoughts all turned to pipe dreams.

When Jiang Qiao woke up, he found himself in a room that was clearly a girl's. He initially thought some kind-hearted miss had picked him up.

After all, to be humble, his looks were more than enough to land him a sugar mama!

But then, in apprehension, he felt down there, the feeling of an indentation, and the unusual protrusions on his chest made him break out in a cold sweat.

Oh no, how did he wake up as a cute girl?

And not just any cute girl, but that pink fatty—Elysia!

The founder of the Flame-Chasers, the original Herrscher, and many other titles were all well known to Jiang Qiao, a captain who'd gone from Honkai Impact 2 to 3.

Of course he liked Elysia. Who wouldn't like a cute pink fatty?

But waking up as a pink fatty was a whole other thing—

Please, no.

"It's a dream, this has to be a dream."

Jiang Qiao comforted himself like that, then promptly closed his eyes, thinking that once he woke up, he would surely be a seven-foot-tall man again.

But this self-deception only lasted for a moment.

The pink-haired girl lying on the bed quickly transitioned from being covered in sweat to looking completely at peace.

Then, in a chat-interface-like window in his mind, Jiang Qiao seemed to have found a clue.

Beautiful Fairy Miss: Help, I've turned into a boy! Do you guys have any ideas?

Future Chieftain of the Crimson Demons: ?

Red Knight: ?

Second Funeral at Half Price: ?

Looking at this chat group, Jiang Qiao instantly understood.

Well then, his transmigrator cheat was a chat group!

And this person with the ID "Beautiful Fairy Miss", could it be—

Thinking about his current situation, Jiang Qiao immediately decided to join the group chat!

Jiang Qiao: Help, I've turned into a girl! Do you guys have any ideas?

At this moment, the chat group fell into silence for nearly half a minute.

In this breath-holding contest, Elysia couldn't hold it in any longer.

Beautiful Fairy Miss: ...Could it be, you...

Jiang Qiao: That's right, it is!

Jiang Qiao jumped straight to the point.

Beautiful Fairy Miss: ...So something like that happened, huh? This is all so sudden, even the beautiful Fairy Miss didn't see this coming.

Beautiful Fairy Miss: Since things are the way they are, I can only ask you to take good care of my body.

Jiang Qiao was a little surprised, and replied: Shouldn't you be demanding we swap back right away?

Beautiful Fairy Miss: A kind and beautiful girl would never force someone to do something impossible, you know?

Seeing this reply, Jiang Qiao was stunned.

Indeed, he didn't even understand how he had swapped bodies with Elysia, let alone how to swap back.

Yet, Elysia had figured out his situation after just a few sentences, without even meeting him.

Jiang Qiao: True, I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

Beautiful Fairy Miss: Well then, until our bodies are swapped back, you better treat my body well～ If I find anything amiss when we swap back, I'm going to cry!

Beautiful Fairy Miss: Likewise, I'll take good care of your body, Jiang Qiao～ It's my first time experiencing a boy's body, it's such a strange feeling～

Red Knight: Seriously, you two are just going to start chatting like we're not here!

Seeing the ID that had jumped into the conversation, Jiang Qiao paused to think.

He couldn't immediately figure out who this was.

Red Knight: Body swapping... Whatever, just tell me your names! What magical girl are you two?! And what's the deal with this chat group? Suddenly appearing in someone's head and chatting away, if you don't explain yourself, hmph!

Magical girl?

"Red Knight, mahou shoujo, and this somewhat irritable temper with a delinquent vibe... Wait, could it be—"

Jiang Qiao pieced together these keywords and instantly had an answer in mind.

Jiang Qiao: Sakura Kyouko?

Red Knight: Oh, you even know my name, guess you're not completely clueless! Now that you've recognized me, quickly tell me who you are!

Second Funeral at Half Price: Uh, while I don't know what's happening with you folks, harmony is key to good business!

Why don't I, the master of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, tell you about our packages? Buy one, get one free, with a coffin made of carefully selected Phoebe nanmu wood. Any of you customers interested?

Alright, so it's Hu Tao!

Jiang Qiao grimaced as he looked at those words.

Now he was getting the full funeral service sales pitch.

Sakura Kyouko: Coffins? Are you trying to provoke me? Bring it on!

In an alleyway in Kazamino City, a red-haired girl with a single ponytail, wearing casual clothes, bared her fangs, a flash of irritation in her eyes.

A red light flashed as her spear clanged against the ground.

Hu Tao: Eh?

Seeing that the atmosphere had clearly turned volatile, Jiang Qiao was speechless. This master of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor was great, but her habit of trying to sell her services to everyone was a real pitfall.

Now, she had run into a short-tempered person who took it as a provocation.

Good thing they were separated by a chat group. If they had met in person, they would probably be testing each other's spear skills.

Jiang Qiao quickly smoothed things over, helping Hu Tao out of the situation while also explaining the gist of the group to everyone.

Although he was also a little hazy on the details, he definitely knew more than locals like Sakura Kyouko.

"Huh? A chat group that connects different worlds? That sounds kinda interesting!"

A red light flashed, and Kyouko, now understanding the situation, dispelled her magical girl outfit. Seeing Jiang Qiao's message in the chat group, she grinned, taking out an apple from a paper bag and taking a big bite.

Just then, a pure white beast emerged from the shadows. It looked like a cat, with harmless ruby-red eyes, and was none other than the source of all evil, Kyubey.

It asked curiously:

"Did something interesting happen?"

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