Azeroth High: Horny

I don't own Blizzard

"Morning Jeremy." Yawned Daelin clapping my shoulder as I got off of Sky'ree. She flew off as we walked to the front doors of the school. "So…" he glanced left, right, then up in the sky. "Where's your uh… bodyguard?"

"Oh I told Freya to stay home…" I replied sheepishly, "I can't have her following me around all the time… she threatened a pizza guy the other night when he asked me for a tip."

"She doesn't strike me as the kind of supremely powerful being to just stay home… How did you manage to convince her?" he asked as we headed toward our lockers.

"I showed her how to play borderlands and now she just spends most of her time on my computer." I replied as he blinked at me. "I then told her to take care of the house so… yeah." I shrugged as Daelin shook his head.

"…Yeah why not? Turn a legendary being into a home security guard…"

"Who plays borderlands and left for dead." I replied.

"So. What's on the menu for today?" Daelin asked, leaning against his locker as I checked my schedule.

"Um… I was going to attend another warlock class." I replied, "I certainly can't do magic but I enjoy the theory."

"That and you get to sit next to the only Draenei in school that can summon a succubus." Replied Daelin, elbowing me.

"Well… Sybil is nice, but I don't see what that has anything to do with it…" I blushed as Daelin smirked at me.

"Really? YOU don't?" before whispering subtly. "The guy who's 'tagged' some of the most popular girls in school?" I blushed, sticking my head into my locker as it GLOWED red. "Well whatever helps you study, buddy." He added, "I got a culture class to get to. See you for combat practice, or barring injury, lunch." He slapped my shoulder lightly and walked off as I sighed, reaching in for my magic tome and shutting my locker.

"Hi!"

"Dah!!" I stared at the shapely, red-skinned woman with sharp fiery green eyes and horns and the overly sexy schoolgirl outfit. "Oh no." I mumbled nervously. As she leaned forward and licked my cheek longingly with her ridiculously long tongue.

"Hiiiiiiii Jeremy!" she cooed, "Mmmn… you're so TASTY today!" Malisis, Sybil's succubus, was loose… and I guess uh… I've technically tagged her too? Although she's really still mostly Sybil's-

"Whoa!" she dragged me along, floating backward in the air as she tugged my arm. "Where are we going!?" I mumbled, stumbling along as she deftly avoided some of the lingering and staring students.

"Come on come on!" she giggled as she dragged me along and hurled me into a bathroom. A girl's bathroom… "Whoop!" she hurled me into a stall and floated down on my lap, "Hiiiii…" she grinned, wiggling her crotch on my lap. "Did you miss me?"

…I'm pretty sure she could do terrible things to me. So naturally, the answer was. "Yes?"

She kissed my face before running her tongue on my cheek, "Hee-hee-hee! I knew it! It's because you're a good boy!" she kissed my cheek, "Good." Kiss, "Sweet!" kiss, "Yummy boy!" kissing all over my face and leaving bright red lipstick marks. "I just want to eat you up all-"

BOOM! the door was blown off with a blast it clattered against Malisis, bonking her loudly on her horned head. "Mal-LI-SIS!!!" snarled a voice in the smoke as Malisis rubbed her head, the door had mostly hit her, and I was a little concerned, but she didn't look bothered at all.

Sybil the draenei, not in her usual warlock robes but a tight T-shirt and tighter pants glared at Malisis as she stomped the door flat on the ground, glaring at her succubus. "Malisis…"

"I heard you the first time, master… you almost blew up Jeremy…" she replied indignantly watching Sybil as she kissed my cheek again. Sybil brushed her dark hair out of her face, her hands stroking her hair and horns as she sighed, puffing as if she was about to breathe fire. "And I'd rather you didn't-oW-oww! Oooooh…" she moaned as Sybil grabbed Malisis' hair and dragged her off me, yanking her out the stall and hurling her against the opposite wall. "Master! So ROUGH! If you wanted to play with him first all you had to do was say so!"

"Fucking. SLUT…" Sybil knelt down and rapidly slapped Malisis across the face, over and over as I got up from the stall. "Seriously, you are such a SLUT!"

"I. am. A succubus!" she replied happily, shaking as she submitted to Sybil's slaps. I'd stop her but… I think Sybil needed to do that a lot more than Malisis wanted her to do it. After all, Malisis was a SUPER masochist.

"Hey Jeremy." Sybil noted, shaking her hand out. "Sorry about this."

"Oh… it's fine." I replied as the door opened revealing a blood elf female, noticed the carnage, and she quietly slunk back out.

"I can hold it."

"…Well that might be a problem." I mumbled.

"It's fine. It's not the first time I've wrecked school property to stop THIS." She lifted a shaking, grinning Malisis to her feet by the horn. "From gorging herself."

"So dehumanizing…" smiled Malisis, running her hands over her body. "I LOVE it!" she quickly kissed Sybil on the cheek, "Hee-hee!-Oop!" Sybil dismissed her with a final abrupt, "Phooey." As she vanished.

"Why did you summon her this time?" I asked as she rolled her eyes.

"Same reason I always do, war games…" she mumbled, angrily. "At least she stuck around until they were done this time… but the second she smelled you, off she went…"

"…That's flattering… and spooky." I mumbled as we walked out of the bathroom and the blood elf girl charged in.

"Yeah well, she's attached, so get used to it." she grumbled irately, "…I'll try to keep her on a leash. She might enjoy that actually…" she rubbed her horned forehead. "…If she wasn't so damn USEFUL I wouldn't deal with her. She's also great for my magic grades…"

"Oh right. Magic class." I mumbled, "I'm definitely late." She walked with me, her warlock robes suddenly appearing around her body.

"It's fine. Fizzlebang knows my issues…"

Turns out he did indeed and let me off with a warning… although 'avoiding future encounters with Malisis' might be harder to do than he implies it to be. The class generally went without much incident, no sudden explosions or random acts of magic… a nice change of pace from the usual hectic madness that I'm used to. The clock started to wind down, and class was about a minute away from ending.

"Now class for your homework I'm going to have you all pair up, and submit a joint essay on minion care." the class chattered animatedly as I blinked confused but Mr. Fizzlebang continued. "Don't bother trying to pick I've already taken the liberty…" he waved a note of paper as the class groaned.

"Sybil Firewhisper and Jeremy Wildhammer." I blinked at him surprised as the class groaned even LOUDER. "You two will pair up."

"Why?" I asked as his bushy eyebrows raised off the paper as he glanced at me.

"Because Mr. Wildhammer, Sybil is my top student, and you are an exchange student… your grades while transferable in theory aren't really in so much focus. No offense." None taken. "So, anyone who paired with Sybil would potentially be riding her coattails…" he said as the class grumbled again for half of that EXACT reason… I imagine the other half was that Sybil is a very attractive Draenei and any excuse to spend some alone time with her is simply undesirable from her standpoint. 'Now. Lido Ironmace and Tida Silversong…"

He finished listing the groups as the bell rang. "It's due on Friday so you have plenty of time." He declared as we filed out.

"Jeremy." Noted Sybil as she followed me out, her robes burning away, literally, from her body. But she didn't seem to care. "Are you free today?"

"Yeah." I replied as she nodded her purple-horned hair.

"Good. Then we can get this pounded out today if you don't mind." She said calmly as many of the other classmates gave me jealous looks."

"Oh sure." I noted, "Uh… my place?"

"That's fine. As long as I have somewhere quiet to write."

I thought about that for second, "Uh… well since you're doing all the magic how about I write?"

"Ha-ha-ha…" she laughed kindly. "Fine with me…" she walked away casually, "I'll see you at lunch Jeremy." She replied, her long tail swaying behind her out the back of her jeans as her hooves clopped off towards probably a combat class… which reminds me. I had one of my own to get too…

Lunch soon came, Daelin dropping down next to me at our usual table. "Boy you REALLY disappointed some warlocks today."

"How do you know?"

"I had a wargame with them… guys are whiny." Daelin replied as we heard the clopping of hooves. I felt a pair of lips on my cheek as Millie the Dryad smiled, standing at the open end of the table.

"Hey." She smiled, "I get lunch with you guys today." She noted.

"Hey Millie." I replied as Daelin nodded to her.

"And yeah. Daelin's right those warlocks are whiny today…"

"They've all suffered a severe disappointment." Sybil sat opposite Daelin. "Hello Millie, Daelin."

"Sybil." The two replied as I waved.

"What happened that got them moody? Millie asked absently eating a salad.

"Jeremy is my homework partner." Sybil noted and eyed me playfully with her green eyes… that didn't seem right. "So all those warlock nerds are jealous."

"Ah…" Millie noted sourly, "…Draenei nonsense." Millie snorted and tossed her leafy green head as she clopped over to me, hands on my shoulders and grinning proudly. "Well, you just tell them he's going to be busy with his Dryad.

Sybil chuckled and shrugged it off. "If only Millie." She smiled as Daelin absently ate his burger. "They'll get over it when we finish our homework…" she replied as we ate lunch. "Speaking of Jeremy. Mind if I ride to your house?"

"Sure. Sky'ree won't mind. Probably…" I noted, not entirely sure… but Sky'ree is genuinely friendly to extra flyers as long as we tell her.

"Great… I'll meet you after school then." We ate in relative silence, occasionally talking about other classes, until once again we split up. Millie however followed me to study hall.

"What's up?" I asked halfway there as she smiled at me.

"Oh… nothing. But I'd keep an eye on Sybil… I'm getting a funny feeling about her." I blinked, scratching my head.

"Um… 'ha-ha' funny or funny weird?"

"Funny weird…" Millie noted, "I'm sure it's just warlock magic, but she's been friendlier than usual. She's usually pretty reserved and serious."

"Well, it's not like I'm going to be alone with her. I'll have Freya in the house." I noted as Millie nodded.

"I suppose having an ancient warrior nearby would deter any sort of silliness." She then picked me up.

"Ha-hey! Oh come on I have study hall!" I moaned as he carried me into a locker room.

"Hee-hee-hee!" she giggled pressing me against the wall as she held me above her, burying her face into my crotch now at eye level. "I'll be quick… I'm still kinda hungry…" her tongue slid out of her mouth and brushed against my crotch and my hardening junk… damn you junk! "Grab my horns." She cooed, as my hands obeyed without much more convincing… stupid hands!

She bit my zipper with her teeth and opened it expertly, she had surprisingly great upper body strength too… she buried her face into my zipper and- "oooh…" her mouth found my erection.

"Oomnnn…" she flicked her tongue around me, pulling me into her mouth as she pulled it free, her head bucking back and forth as my grip tightened on her horns. "Mmngh! MMmn…" she twisted her head, her leafy hair brushing and flopping around as she giggled with me gliding easily into her throat…

"Haa-aaahhh…" I sighed, shaking as her lips stroked and caressed my length. Her tongue danced amazingly around my shaft as she twisted her head left and right with each dive on it. Stupid amazing blowjob! "M-Millie!" I hissed, clenching my teeth as she slurped loudly.

"Mmmngh!! MMn!! Slurp! SLURP! MMmngh!!" she buried her face into my crotch, "MMngh-mmmng." She pulled her head back, licking the underside of my length, smiling up at me before burying it back into her throat. "MMg! MMn!! SLURP…"

"Haa-aahh…" he clung to her horns, pulling her head forward as I pushed my hips into her mouth.

"Mmmn…" she sighed through her knows as my length trembled in her mouth, her lips tight, before slowly pulling up my length, her tongue dancing on my tip as her throat bulged, gulping down my load as she sucked out the last drops. And popped off. "MMn…" she licked her lips, and lowered me gently to the ground, rubbing my limp length before slipping it back into my pants. "Ah!" her lips smacked open as she smiled, ruffling my head.

"I'd do more but I'm late for track." She added before patting her flank. "So I'll see you later…" she added, "Mwah!" puckering her lips and blowing me a kiss as she galloped out of the locker room.

"Okay, but why though?" I frowned, walking awkwardly as I made my way to study hall. The rest of the day had a distinct lack of ladies. I hung out with Baine for a bit, but apart from that the day went by quickly…

I sat on the steps of the school waiting for Sybil as she soon stepped out, a bag over her shoulder as her hooves clopped down the steps towards me. She smiled affectionately. "Alright. Ready to go?"

"Let me call her." I said as I whistled.

WHOMP!

Sky'Ree cried out happily, prancing in place as her wings spread wide. "She likes showing off." I said, climbing onto her back and patting her neck as I held out my hand to Sybil, who took it, and slung a leg over Sky'ree herself. "Home girl." I declared as she took off.

"Woooohoo!" laughed Sybil, holding onto my waist as we flew home.

Once arriving, I opened the front door and walked right in. Sybil scrapped her hooves on the welcome mat then followed me in. "Come on in." I said waving her in as she walked inside.

"Nice place." She noted. "…Where's your Dad?"

"Flying. He's usually gone for a couple of days…" I noted, tossing my bag onto one of the armchairs.

"And your mother?"

"Dad never married." I replied casually as she hesitated. "It's just me and him…" I said as she looked at me apologetically.

"…Sorry." She noted as I shrugged.

"I have dad, and I have Sky'ree…" I said, "I got The Snows… oh and I have Freya now too." I blinked up at my room. "I'm… going to go check on her, make yourself comfortable. There are drinks in the fridge." I said, making my way upstairs as she sat on the couch, watching me with some interest as I made my way into my room.

"You are a noob." Declared Freya as I walked in on her, blasting Zerg as she played Call of Marines IV… I forgot I bought that. "Git Gud."

"Freya I'm home." immediately she shot up, and turned to face me, bowing her masked head as her hands clicked and tapped on the keyboard behind her.

"Welcome home master." She said as a voice echoed from the computer.

"What are you a maid?! SLUT! MOTHER FUCKER!" he screamed as Freya clearly killed him.

"…I brought a guest, so don't attack her." I said, "…You can go back to playing." I noted as she sat back down. "And stop calling me master…" I sighed, gathering a few things to take downstairs.

"Thank you, sir. I shall make dinner in 3 hours."

"Alright." I sighed as she dominated the match as she went invisible and dropped a nuke on her cursing enemies. I shut the door behind me and walked back downstairs. "…I may need to set playtimes for her…" I mumbled to myself.

"Everything alright Jeremy?"

"Yeah everything's… fine." I noted, finding Sybil lying on the couch, her head on one hand and her other hand on her curvy waist as her tail flicked enticingly on the back of the couch. "…Are you okay?"

"…Fantastic…" she said, her green eyes burning into my soul as she took off her glasses, folded them, then put them on the table. Sitting up and tossing her hair like a swimsuit model… her dark locks framing her beautiful face… she pulled out a book from her bag and set it on the table. It looked like some sort of magic tome she always used in class. "Alright then… Jeremy." She purred softly, brushing her hair from her face again as she opened the book. "Mmn… I'll say words and you jot them down."

"Got it." I replied, dropping a stack of paper on the table and beginning to write down everything she said.

20 minutes later.

"…Felhunters are fourth-level minions…" yawned Sybil, lying on the couch, and running her hand down her side. "Canine in appearance… but fairly mindless. Unlike the succubus…" she glanced at me as I wrote it down. "But have unanimously been considered to be excellent magic counters, as they are known for eating assist spells…" she stretched, pushing her chest out as she lay on her back… "Mmmn… how about a break?"

"We're almost done." I replied looking up as she yawned.

"Yeah. But I could literally write this in my sleep…" she said, "So let's take a break and… enjoy ourselves…" I pulled the tome towards me, turning the page curiously as I found the next chapter. Hexes, Charms and Debuffs. She then closed the book, leaning over me as her lips closed in.

"Uh… Sybil-mmgh!"

She fell towards me, pushing me to the floor and shoving her very silky tongue into my mouth. "MMmngh-mmngh…" she ran her hands on my chest as her shapely body pinned me to the floor. "Mmn… ahh…" she pulled away, grinning at me as her eyes glowed. "Come on… you know you want to…" she replied, her hand sliding down and cupping my crotch.

"Eep!"

"Mmn… hard already? Jeremy…"

I blinked up at her surprised this did not seem like Sybil… and… oh… There was something faint on her cheek… like a holographic image… it looked like a pair of lips. "…Malisis." I mumbled as Sybil pouted then sat up on my lap, a hand covering my mouth as she scowled.

"What about Malisis!? Malisis this! Malisis that! That's all they ever want! Well, I am MUCH better than Malisis! My tits are bigger, my ass is bigger, I'm FAR more shapely and I didn't need thousands of years of being a worthless slut!" she grabbed her shit and lifted it off.

I mean… she WAS right, Malisis is very attractive, she is a succubus, but even I had to admit that Sybil had the better body… wow I feel like a dick right now.

"Oh! My dick!" I whimpered as she grabbed my crotch again, her big purple breasts wobbling as she slid my other hand up my shirt. "Sybil I think-Eep!" she squeezed my junk as she stood up. Her tight pants dropped to the floor before she turned around, placing her hands on the arm of the couch and wiggling her draenei behind and tail at me.

"Think with your DICK, Jeremy…" she bounced her hips up and down at me, her ass cheeks clapping briefly together. "Or I will think with FIREBALLS…" she declared,

"Uh… right…" I mumbled as her hands started to smoke. "Alright then." I got to my feet as her ass swayed, I glanced at the book, then absently opened it back to the hexes, charms and debuffs chapter.

"Touch me already!" she whined impatiently as I suddenly lashed out, catching her purple ass cheeks in my hands. "Put it in! Put it in… I want that human cock…"

"This is so weird…" I mumbled, but my pants hit the floor… my pants were singed as she fired a small jet of flames from her fingers. "I liked those pants."

"Jeremy I will light you on fire!" she hissed bitterly as I quickly pushed my uncooperative erection against her dripping pussy. "Oh yes…" she cooed, my length throbbing excitedly as she moaned. "Ahh!" she gasped as I buried myself entirely inside her. "Ooh it feels so good… move already! Mm!!"

I bucked against her, smacking against her hips as her knees buckled, lowering herself as I reached deep into her. "Ha-Harder! Ram it harder!" I grabbed her waist, slamming into her, "AH! AH! Smack my ass!"

"What?"

"SMACK IT!" she gasped. SPANK! "OH yeah!" SPANK! "MMGH! More! Don't stop! Make it burn!" SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! "Fuck it feels so good!" her surprisingly long tongue hung out of her mouth, glancing over her shoulder at me as she rocked back and forth, "AH-Ah… G-Grab my horns! Pull them!" She slammed back against me, her big ass cheeks clapping against me. "Oooh fuck me harder!..." I reached up, grabbing her horns as the red handprints on her ass wobbled slapping against my thrusting hips. "Pull my fucking handlebars!"

She smiled happily, her tongue flopping out of her mouth as I yanked her back on her horns, "Uugh! That's how you do it!" She gasped, "Aahh! Spank me more! Spank me baby!" Spank! "Spank it! Spank it!"

Okay… she's definitely not Sybil right now.

"UUugh!!" she fell onto the couch, dropping to her knees as I kept pumping, grabbing her horns again. "Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Aaahhgh!!" she grinned, "Harder! Screw me harder!" her tail spiraled against me, shaking like a dying snake as she squealed, "Aaah-Aagh! FUCK!!"

"Ahh-Aha!" I gasped, shaking as she tightened around me, her hooves clapping rapidly on the ground like a drumbeat as her body spasmed. "Haa-aah…" I panted, lying on her back as I kept bucking my hips.

"Ha-ha-harder…" she begged, eyes rolling as I kept pumping, "Oh ram it harder!... Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" her head jerked back and forth as I tugged on her horns she drooled erotically as she shuddered, "Haa-aahh I love iiiiiiit… I love being fucked by human coooooock…"

"Haaa!" I gasped, shaking as she climaxed around me again, her wet insides sticking to me as she gasped.

"Don't stop don't stop!" she begged, "Fill me up with that thick cum!" the lips on her cheek glowed more and more brightly as I buried my length into her. "Ahh-Aahh cum inside meeeee!" she hissed.

"Haaa!!" I pushed into her body, shaking as I let go of her horns and pressed on her shoulders. "Ooooh."

"Aaahh fill me like you want to breed me…" she shuddered as I pressed myself to her. "Fill that naughty Draenei pussy." I took a breath as she shot upright, pressing her back to my chest as she pulled my face to hers, licking my cheek. "Aahhh that feels SO much better!" she cooed. Pushing me to sit on the table.

"Oof!" she turned, kneeling over me as she wrapped her breasts around me. "NNgh!"

She squeezed me, wrapping her lips around my tip as she rapidly slid up and down, her tongue swirling around me as her breasts rubbed me in a half-hearted titjob. "MMgnh! MMn… mmngh!! MWaaah!" she slurped noisily as I leaned back, enjoying her greedy suckling slurps. "MMgh! MMwaahh!" as she was distracted with my dick, I glanced at the open tome, quickly turning pages until 'succubus' was clear

"Eep!" I flinched as I felt her teeth on my tip, glancing down as she snapped her head back.

"Grab my horns and PAY ATTENTION! Do you think I suck every cock put in front of me?!" she growled as my hands quickly lashed to her horns, she sighed, then sucked again. "Mmgh! Mmngh…" her green eyes glaring at me as the lipstick glowed on her cheek. "Mmgh… mmmngh…" her eyes rolled as if it was the tastiest thing she ever licked. "Mmgh! Ahh…" my length bulged as my grip loosened on her horns. "Ahh!" she gasped looking up at me, squeezing her breasts, moving them faster and faster.

"Grip my horns. Tight… tighter!" she gasped as my cock throbbed. "…Don't. let. Go…" she declared as my length bulged and-

"Ahh-Ahhhgh!!" cum shot out of the tip and onto her face as she gasped, sighing contentedly as she moaned, her breasts slowing down as she squeezed out the last drops.

"MMmngh…" she smiled up at me through a face covered in my cum…

"…Oh not again…" I mumbled sheepishly as she licked her lips.

"More…" she moaned, licking my tip with her draenei tongue. "Give me MORE…"

I glanced at the book a paragraph labeled 'Charms and enchantements'… I tried reading it, but suddenly I felt hot as she snarled.

"Stop reading and fuck me!" she whined, "Just because I'm not a fucking sex demon doesn't mean I don't deserve attention!" she roared.

"You're right. I'm sorry…" I mumbled, her hands glowing with magical fire. "Mostly for, not giving you attention…" I moaned as she licked my tip again lovingly, "And for tagging you…"

"Oh you don't have to be sorry for that…" she cooed.

"But… I'm really sorry for this…" I mumbled sheepishly, then took a breath before shouting. "FREYA!!"

With the sound of a thunderclap my door burst open, my Val'kyr flying down the steps, grabbing Sybil and taking her to the floor in an armbar hold. Holding the back of her head as she kicked and screamed. "Hold her down! But don't hurt her! She's hexed or something…" I said, looking through the tome, trying to find something. "Here!" I said, finding what I was probably looking for.

The Succubus charmed kiss. Infuses a fragment of the succubus nature into the charmed target. Usually used for interrogations, distractions, enthrallments… and under that writing in a dark pen, probably with Sybil's hand and underlined was Slut uses it for PRANKS!

Freya looked to me for instructions as she easily held down Sybil. "Cure cure cure…" I mumbled. Before reading.

The only known ways of removal are Dispel spell, Felhunter eats the magic, Succubus cancels the charm.

…I can't do any of those things! "Uh… Freya can you use Dispel?"

"I am afraid not Jeremy." She replied, I sighed sadly.

"…Great…" I then glanced at Sybil, "Um… Sybil? Can you cast dispel?" I asked as Sybil pouted angrily, pinned beneath Freya there was little she could actually do.

"Oh great… um… can you use it?"

"Hmph!" she pouted childishly, "No…"

"Oh come on…" I mumbled, "Pretty please?"

"…Ugh! Fine… only because I like you…" there was a small spark from her hands, and the kiss imprint on her cheek vanished as a small burst of magic blasted beneath Freya. But she was unmoved. "…Jeremy why is she on my back?... Why am I covered with your cum!?"

"…Malisis charmed you." I said, as while she was still angry, she did calm down a little.

"…I'm going to kill her." she growled.

"Freya I think you can let her up." I noted as Freya got off Sybil, and pulled her to her feet.

"Do you still need me?" she asked politely.

"I think we're good." I said, watching a furious Sybil seethe.

"Good." She said, before flying up to my room again, faster than when she came to save me. "I must defeat the trolls!"

"…What?" Sybil managed to ask indignantly.

"Internet trolls." I mumbled. "It keeps her happy, and busy... Um… do you want to clean up?"

"Do you want to put on pants?" she replied stonily.

"You burned them." I noted, glancing at the magically smoldering pants on the floor.

"…Alright sorry, but this is your house." she added, I pointed to the first-floor bathroom.

"You can clean up in there…" I said as she grabbed her clothes, and marched to the bathroom silently. I went upstairs to my bedroom, getting a new pair of pants as Freya decimated her opponents online, before heading back downstairs.

Sybil, a little wetter and much cleaner walked out of the bathroom about 5 minutes later. She sat on the couch and glanced at the paper I had written as she pulled it closer… she inspected it before picking up the pen, and writing a few things down. "…Not bad work for a possessed mind." She noted, tapping me with the paper… "…You wouldn't happen to have a backyard?"

"Oh… yeah… just out back." She got to her feet, gesturing me to follow her as I did the same.

We got to the back, Sky'ree off on a flight as Sybil walked to a particularly clear area, away from Sky'ree's 'nest'. Which was really more like a shed-sized doghouse… "This will do." She said, facing the back fence… and raised her hand.

With a flash, Malisis in battled armor appeared, "Mmgh! I feel so-SHIT!!" She screamed as Sybil blasted her with a fireball and she vanished in smoke.

"Oh my god!" I gasped as Sybil sighed. Then raised her hand again, and in a flash Malisis appeared.

"Sybil… don't- AGH!!" she was blasted again as Sybil smiled. It wasn't as shocking the second time around…

"Minions… and write this down. Can only be banished not destroyed in the world of the living. They must be slain in the nether where their true forms reside… in other words. Malisis will be fine… if not very… VERY uncomfortable…" she hissed, and once again Malisis was summoned.

"Like you didn't enjoy it! EEP!" she dodged as Sybil's flames. "Ha! Missed me!"

"Storm Earth and FIRE! Heed my call!" Sybil declared as Malisis managed a brief.

"Wha?" and was struck by lightning… leaving a smoking patch in the grass.

"…Well I feel better…" she declared walking past me into the house. "…Got any soda?"

"…Fridge." I noted as she went to the kitchen. "So you… just blow her up when you're mad?"

"When she's pissed me off royally, yes." She declared, claiming a can of Dwarven Dew, and sitting on the couch. "I normally try to dismiss her the normal way, but a good old-fashioned blasting does the same." She sighed, "I WISH that it did the trick, but she'll wait a few months and pretty much just do it again…" she said as I wrote what she told me on the report. She watched me write for a second, smiled, and sighed…

"…Want to watch a movie?"

"Yeah sure. I think we're done…" I said, examining our work. "But I'm afraid its mostly just architectural movies…"

"…What's an architectural movie?" she asked with a laugh.

"…Mostly anything with cool castles… oh. We DO have Lord of the Rings and the hobbit movies."

"…Your dad is a dwarf… I don't have time for one of those."

"Netflix?" I asked as she laughed.

"…Sure… Netflix and chill it is." She replied as I sat down, and turned on the TV. "…I'll keep it under my cloak that you 'tagged' me." She added as I flinched.

"…I'd appreciate it…" I mumbled as she chuckled.

"We'll blame it on Malisis." She added firmly as we picked a movie. "And then I'll blow her up again."

I'm strangely okay with that.

End