362. Don't buy everything.

Witch Father and Witch Mother had never seen their son so attentive before, and for a moment, they appraised me with curiosity as I settled down and said:

"From now on, don't just buy anything and everything for the house, especially items related to faith. Do you realize how many souls are trapped within this Buddha head? They've been starving for so long, just waiting to devour you once you set the table. There's a seven-day limit to this thing; if you sleep through those seven nights, the souls will never be able to return, and you'll just sleep yourself to death. At that point, they can consume you to enhance their own cultivation..."