Singing Lessons Well Sorta.

It's Been a week since I started my singing lesson with my voice teacher who's Name is Surprisingly Ferdinand a name of a historical figure anyways during This past week I've made progress on my singing Which boosted Fantasia's template but not by much, it hasn't shown much result due to me being 5 years old and all but I can say that I can sing better than most kids my age.

(Crystalline's POV)

"Your a Pedophile." I said with a Honest Face.

Ferdinand had a Shocked face and said immediately "how am I a pedophile." He said nervously.

I rolled my eyes and said Boredly to the Pedophile "because I see the way you look at me." I said stating the obvious.

"By the way I'ma call my grandmother since your a trash teacher it's crazy how a Kid can sing better than you and I'm only 5 years old and your like 58 right that's sad I obviously don't feel bad for a rached fucker like you pedophile." I said roasting the fucker while checking my nails feeling another pedicure is needed.

Ferdinand's face turned ugly and he got up and rushed at me screaming "YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL FUCK YOU STUPID."

"Fuck" I thought and dodged him while throwing a Kick towards his Little brother with all my strength.

*BANG*

*CRACK*

"Wait what was that noise." I said pausing and then looked at ferdinand's face which had slobbed coming from his mouth and looked like he passed out which made me immediately scooted away disgustedly.

I examined him from afar still wondering what that sound was and it came to me "Wait did I Buss his balls from that kick." I said out loud.

*BOOM*

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE WHY WAS THERE SCREAMING." Said my grandmother bargaing in.

Out of Reflex of my Weeks in this new life as a 5 year old I've developed a skill all kids my age should have which is called.

!!!! PUPPY EYES!!!!!!!

I immediately grabbed my grandmother's thigh and said in a whiny voice "Grandma he Tried to Rape Me." I said sniffing masterfully while hoping I don't swallow snot at this age where it's possible to all the time.

"HE WHAT." Said my grandmother furiously and smashed the pan in her hand on his head With all her strength continuously.

*BANG*

I watched my grandmother and thought "This Woman is Crazy"

I Ran to my grandmother And pulled her arm for her to stop beating on my singing instructor's head with a pan.

As my grandmother took the pan away from his Head I seen a Huge dent in my instructors head making me cover my Mouth in disgust and lifted my Cinderella dress up that my grandmother made me wear and Leand down to check if my singing instructor was breathing.

"Fuck he's not breathing" I thought and looked at my grandmother who looked like she got herself together.

"He's not breathing Grandma." I said while also wondering why I haven't thrown up over killing Someone.

My Grandmother Looked at her pan that she beat on my instructors head that had little bit of brain juice on it that made me disgusted.

"Help me Move the Body into a Trash Bag I'll take care of the rest." said My grandmother.

I Nodded and got to Work.

TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later.

I was Downstairs sitting on the Sofa Sipping on Apple juice while reading a book until I heard banging on the front door.

*BANG,BANG, BANG*

"IF I HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME TO STOP BANGING ON MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR AGAIN SOMEBODY FINNA DIE." Said my Crazy grandmother.

My grandmother opened the front door about to pull her gun out with a very much Minor Which is me sitting on the couch watching.

"Oh it's you come in." Said my grandmother to a Man who looked around her age came in Sagging with a Tank top on and a big chain around his neck and weed in his mouth and shades on.

"Who else would it be you Crazy bitch." Said the gangster obvious.

"Who the fuck you talking to like that." said my Grandmother.

I Watched them go at it back and forth and rolled my eyes at them who where made for eachother and in case your wondering that's my grandmother's new boyfriend well she says he's her best friend Which complicates things but I call him her boyfriend since I caught them having sex on the couch yesterday.

I sighed at seeing to much with my young body in this life and said To them "Can y'all just get rid of the body all ready and fuck all you like later." I said with a resting bitch face.

My grandmother immediately snapped on me screaming at me About Cursing and how a child shouldn't be cursing which made me roll my eyes even more at her about realizing the importance of that now out of all the things I've been through during this past week.

I pushed my grandmother out of my face and said to The gangster wannabe "how are we gonna hide this Murder from the police."

"Oh don't worry about that baby girl I got y'all." He said and Went to the kitchen to make a call while my grandmother's mindset seems to have changed Again to a serious one this time making me seriously wonder if I'm safe as a growing little girl in this life.

TIMESKIP: the Next Day

As I was Going about my usual crazy daily life the Usual reading to gain more knowledge on things That I should know and what not anyways back to the important things.

I was Sitting in my usual spot in the Living room and yet Again someone interrupted my peaceful moment.

*BANG, BANG, BANG*

"OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE." said a voice coming from the front door.

I Glanced towards the Kitchen only to find my Grandmother looking back towards me and We only had One thing in common at this Moment.

I Dropped my book on the Sofa And took off to the kitchens backdoor to flee and my grandmother not falling behind left the Food on the Stove and Took her Mini Gun hidden in the least place you'd expect to find it which I'll not say due to disgust.

As we took off in the Backyard, jumping the Fence Successfully fleeing the Property without making any noise Which only dumb people would do.

(The Officer's POV)

I stood outside the Front Door and Banged on it again giving my last warning.

"MY NAME IS OFFICER GIBSON I'VE COME WITH A WARRENT TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT A MISSING PERSON AND SEARCH YOUR HOME."

Gibson Stopped banging on the Door and Went To search around the House to find anything suspicious.

(Crystalline's POV)

I was Currently Standing by a Liquor Store with my grandmother who was on the Phone with Her Grandmother who was Surprisingly still alive.

I listened to my grandmother talk on the huge old fashioned phone making me wonder how can someone carry such a huge phone in a Purse.

"Big mama All im asking is to stay with you for a Few Days We Are Being looked for by the Police and no I didn't involve Crystalline." My grandmother said while winking at me thinking she's a Cool grandmother.

I rolled my eyes at the bitch And said "when are we gonna leave I need to take a shit." I said not ashamed at all.

My grandmother gave me a death glare and said "Watch your mouth and act like a proper lady." And turned back to talking on the phone.

I rolled my eyes for the millionth time and waited while doing the Shit, shit dance which we all know.

TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later/Outskirts of Houston Texas.

I was Currently inside a Taxi with my grandmother pulling into my big Mama's yard who I never met.

I got out of the taxi and followed my grandmother to the Front door of the Huge Upstairs house that looks Old.

My grandmother Banged on the front door Which was Opened immediately by a nurse who welcomed us into the House and let me tell you it was nice inside with all the Old Furniture and Decorations that does not look up to date.

I continued following my grandmother who went to I assume the living and seen an old woman in a Comfortable rocking chair with Tea on the Table and a blanket over her legs with her Eyes closed resting her eyes.

My grandmother Said Softly which made me almost burst out laughing from what she assumed is a Soft voice "BIG MAMA IM HERE."

Big mama Opend her Eyes immediately and Looked at my grandmother with a Rather calm face saying "i heard you walking into my House I'm. 98 years old not deaf or blind." she said savagely.

I looked to my grandmother wanting to get her comeback only to be disappointed as she couldn't find a comback.

"How sad Grandma just sad." I said Not Even giving her comfort.

I was about to walk off to explore this historic house when I realized what my big mama said and turned back towards her and said "Wait you said you where 98 years old that means you where born in the 1800s." I said shocked.

She glanced at me while sipping her tea to moisture her throat and said while rocking in the comfortable looking chair "I was Born in 1875."

I Was Shocked and said "So you where born during the activist movement." I said Surprised.

She nodded and smiled saying "you know your history and I'm glad we have someone who has the the mindset to be someone successful in this Family instead of wannabe thugs who can't keep their pants on their waist."

"Oh that's cold she's talking about my deadbeat father." I thought While almost laughing out loud.

"My nurse Will show y'all to your rooms." Said my big mama Shooeing us away.

I walked away with my grandmother following the nurse and still a little shocked about my I don't know how many greats grandmother's age.

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THE END...

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