At A Bar

Characters: Alex, Alice and Waiter

Alex calls the waiter...

Alex: Waiter, Waiter, Waiter..... aaaaaaah where is the waiter?

The waiter shows up.

Waiter: Good day sir. You are welcome. Please what can we offer you?

Alex: I've been calling you for a while now why???

Waiter: I'm sorry sir. Please what do you care for?

Alex: Attend to the lady first. (He points to Alice)

Waiter: Madam please what do you care for?

Alice: Please get me anything soft.

Alex: And get me something quite mild. Not too hard.

Waiter: Alright sir. I'll be back shortly.

Alex: Alice, so how do you find this place?

Alice: Not too bad. It's a very nice and serene environment. I wish I come here regular for relaxation. (She smiles)

Alex: Is that a request.....(He smiles)

Alice: Eeeeeerm if I should say..... Then yes ooooh boss.

Alex: Request granted for your good work done. We won the contract as a result of your hardwork on the assignment given to you.

Alice: I'm happy we won the contract at last.

The waiter shows up again with their order. He gently places them on the table.

Alex: Alright. Thank you.

Alice takes her juice and have a sip.

Alice: Wow it really tastes good. Boss thank you so much.

Alex: Come on. We came to have fun over here. Just order for anything. All bills on me. (He signals the waiter to attend to them)

Alice: I'm okay with this oooh

Alex: What kinds of meat do you have?

Waiter: We have all kinds of meat available here.

Alex: Okay do you have bush meat?

Waiter: Yes please.

Alex: Alright get her some.

Waiter: Okay sir

Alice: Boss you will spoil me today oooh

Alex: I said just order and you will be served.

Alice: Really!!!!! (She raises her eyeballs)

Alex: Yes.... I'm in charge....

They all laughed