Picking up her hubby

They made it back home close to two in the afternoon. Everyone had already eaten lunch and they were still stuffed from eating too many deserts so, they sat at the dining table and sipped peppermint ginger tea. As they sipped it slowly, Alix had Caishen in stitches with her cheesy pick up lines. 

"Boyfriend, you are not a car key but you are driving me crazy." 

"Pft!" Caishen laughed, and the tea he had just sipped almost came spurting out of his mouth. "What is wrong with you?" 

She was killing him with laughter thanks to all these silly cheesy pick up lines. Some, he was sure she had got from the internet. He did not think that these lines actually worked on any sensible woman. 

"Hubby, do you know CPR?" she asked him. 

He nodded. 

The eager smile on her face dissolved and she shook her head. "You are supposed to say no." 

He raised both hands and said, "Okay, I don't."