Elysia’s pink sack & Elysian Church AIMEN EXTRA

Luo Mo was strolling home when his vision suddenly went dark. Before he could even blink, a soft "Hmph!" was followed by a playful punch to his stomach.

It was more of a gentle tap than a real blow – the kind of harmless, mischievous jab that a teasing friend might give.

"Alright, Elysia, cut it out. I know it's you," Luo Mo chuckled, reaching up to pull whatever was covering his eyes. The material felt rough under his fingers, making it a bit of a challenge.

"Hm, does she always announce herself with a sound effect before a surprise attack?" he wondered aloud with a Smile. "Afraid I might not recognize her otherwise?"

"'This is for stabbing me in the back!' – bam! 'And this is for making Mei cry!' – pow! You know, with that whole happy-storyline promise and then the way you twist the knife in your game? Real funny, huh?"

She paused, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Honestly, making a girl cry? What kind of monster are you?"

Then, another playful punch landed. "Oh, and don't even get me started on the updates! Where are they? You're slower than a snail in molasses. Get on it already!" Just for good measure, she added one last, lighthearted jab.

Finally, she caught that annoying guy all alone – time for some sweet revenge! Remember that promise about the sack? Elysia always delivers!

What's more, she said she would put a sack on him, and she would never break her promise!

A few playful punches (okay, maybe not entirely playful) were enough to satisfy her urge for revenge. Then, humming a cheerful tune, she pulled out the sack and gradually walked away while humming a song.

Hum hum – if this guy makes her cry in his game again...well, let's just say he won't be seeing daylight anytime soon. (And just for the record, that last punch she playfully "forgot"? Yeah, it might have sent Luo Mo flying just a tiny bit).

Ah, the sweet satisfaction of a beautiful girl's gratitude... with a side of mischievous vengeance♪

'Ugh, I'll just...pretend I didn't see that.'

Fu Hua took a quick glance, then promptly decided to look the other way. Friends act a little goofy sometimes, right? It's totally normal...probably.

"Hey! A pink sack? Really?!" Luo Mo's eyes widened as he finally realized what had landed him in the dark. He pointed at Elysia, who was already sauntering away. "That's low, even for you!"

Sure, the punch hadn't hurt much, but this? This was an attack on his dignity. "Don't you forget, I'm the esteemed leader of the Elysian Church! Aimen!" he added, trying (and failing) to sound imposing.

Elysia, who'd been casually strolling away, froze mid-step. She glanced up at the bright midday sun – the street was practically deserted since everyone was off work.

In other words... nobody was watching and… Plenty of time for a little extra payback.

With a mischievous Smile, she whirled around, sack still in hand. "You dare mention it again! You dare mention it again?!" she exclaimed, voice rising with playful indignation. "Must you create such a ridiculous cult? Shame on you!"

"Why can't you be normal? 'Aimen, Aimen'... you want 'Aimen'? I'll give you 'Aimen'!" The sack became a weapon as she charged at Luo Mo.

" Don't come! " Seeing the menacing appearance of the other party, Luo Mo panicked and turned around to run away.

Round and round they went – she chased, he dodged, his cries of desperation echoing down the empty street.

He couldn't fly away, not even if he sprouted wings!

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[Camera pans across a crowd of thousands, all sporting varying degrees of pink horns]

News Anchor: "In breaking news, the Elysian Church has officially surpassed all major religions in terms of membership. Today, we delve into the meteoric rise of this quirky faith and its mysterious leader, Pope Luo Mo."

[Cut to a scene of a lavish cathedral, adorned with Elysia statues and worshippers swaying in blissful devotion]

Voiceover: Founded on the principles of unabashed adoration for the divine Miss Elysia, the Elysian Church boasts a doctrine built upon... well, less doctrine and more fanatical enthusiasm. Their practices range from the mildly eccentric, like the mandatory wearing of horns, to the truly bizarre, such as the annual "Pink Noodle Pilgrimage".

[Footage shows Luo Mo, resplendent in Pope attire, dramatically reading from the holy book]

Luo Mo: "And lo, Elysia did proclaim, 'Let there be cuteness, and let it reign supreme!' Thus, the world did overflow with adorable creatures and fluffy apparel."

Luo Mo: (Eyes gleaming) "Join the Church of Elysia! Worship the most perfect being alongside us! Our doors are open to everyone who believes in the beauty of humanity!" (He clasps his hands together, a fanatic glint in his eyes)

"Just remember, even the most perfect beings need a little... playful encouragement sometimes, wouldn't you agree, Ellie?" (He winks mischievously, a hint of a knowing smile playing on his lips)

News Anchor: Despite its unorthodox beliefs, the Elysian Church maintains a surprisingly tight-knit community, fueled by a shared love for their goddess and an unwavering belief in her occasional bouts of mischief. Reports of various scandals, allegedly involving Elysia and Pope Luo Mo, range from the hilariously fabricated to the suspiciously plausible... but who can say, when your goddess embodies playful charm?

[Scene changes to a somber historian sitting amidst dusty archives]

Historian: "Later generations naturally traced the founder of the Elysian Cult to Luo Mo. As an initial believer, it is obvious that he lacks some basic respect for his goddess. However, one cannot deny the sheer devotion that led to the birth of this global phenomenon."

News Anchor: And there you have it, folks! The Elysian Church - where faith, fun, and a touch of absurdity collide. Whether you choose to don those horns or not, remember: we're all just living in Elysia's world.

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Elysia: LUO MOOOOOOOO