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Slapping Indra

The voice came from a man with a buzz-cut hairstyle with greenish-brown hair color.

Putting his clothes aside.

The sarcastic smile on his face looked very annoying.

Eiji looked at him and said, "No, we're not done yet. Can't you see I'm talking to this beautiful woman? Who are you anyway? I don't know you."

Of course, he recognized the man as the God of Hindu Mythology, Indra. His appearance was exactly the same as he remembered in the anime.

Even so, Eiji pretended not to know. Doing otherwise would only make him sound flattering to the other party, he would not do such a thing.

Especially to a man like Indra who was disrespectful to him, he would do the same to him.

From his perception, he knew Indra was indeed stronger than all the gods he had defeated. After all, he was one of the ten strongest beings in the Draconic Deus.

But that was it, he returned his sarcastic smile with an amused smile.

"...." Indra was stunned. He hadn't expected the boy in front of him to answer him like that. And from the way he looked at him, he seemed to underestimate him.

Maybe it was because Eiji didn't know him. But as a proud Heavenly Emperor, he didn't bother to hide his divine aura that certainly wouldn't make people dare to look down on him.

Well, even if he wore too casual clothes like a shirt with a floral print, shorts and flip flops.

"Eiji-kun is seeing you for the first time, naturally he doesn't recognize you, Sakra-dono. Eiji-kun, let me introduce, he is–" Sirzechs wanted to introduce Indra to Eiji. It wasn't that he was worried about Eiji offending Indra, quite the opposite!

But.

"HAHAHAHA!" Instead of getting angry, Indra laughed loudly and looked at Eiji with an interested gaze.

"You're noisy." Eiji said with annoyance. Of all the people there including Odin, Azazel and Michael who were watching not far behind. Only Eiji dared to scold Indra for his laughter.

Indra took off his sunglasses, revealing his lavender eyes before holding out one of his hands to Eiji. "My fault, I'm a noisy person. Your attitude towards me makes me laugh. You don't know who I am, do you? Let me introduce myself, I am the Heavenly Emperor of Hindu mythology and a god named Indra."

Looking at the rough hand hanging in front of him, Eiji shook his hand, Indra tightened his grip. While Eiji's expression did not change, his own expression changed.

Indra widened his eyes slightly, veins bulging on the hand he used to shake hands with Eiji.

From another person's point of view, his expression looked exactly like someone who was holding back from going to the toilet.

"Oh so you're God Indra. So what do you want from me? Say it in short. Huh? What's wrong with your face? Do you have a stomach ache? Go to the toilet." Eiji suggested kindly. At the same time he added power in his hands little by little.

He used the pure physical strength that the Poison Primogenitor possessed. It didn't even reach 5% of what he could muster, but it was more than enough to deal with an overbearing God like Indra.

Rias and Venelana giggled. Seekvaira who realized there was a power confrontation going on between Eiji and Indra couldn't help but laugh.

Azazel did not hesitate to laugh at Indra in the background.

"You..." Indra who knew he was being publicly humiliated felt humiliated. The sarcastic smile on his manly face almost broke. Behind that smile, he was trying hard not to scream because of the pain in his hand!

If he really shouted, he would lose even more face.

The dignity of the Heavenly Emperor was at stake in this.

Indra honestly regretted it a little. He wanted to test Eiji's strength a little from physical contact like a handshake. But he didn't expect the boy's physical strength to be stronger than his.

The Heavenly Emperor felt like his arm was about to be crushed!

[This is the Heavenly Emperor, Indra. One of the ten strongest beings in the world? This guy wants to test my strength through a handshake. I was a little hopeful that he was really strong, but what is this? So weak... If I wanted to, I could crush his hand.]

[My physical strength is not something a God can handle. I'm sure my girls know better how frightening it is.]

The heroines needed a little time to process what Eiji said before they finally understood.

Those who had been marked by the man shuddered and blushed!

What physical strength are you really talking about? You mean how great you are in bed?!

Even more so Venelana, she who had recently exercised with Eiji still felt both her lower holes throbbing. Under her daughter's gaze, she couldn't help but stroke her lower abdomen.

'Fufu. It's true, my son-in-law's physical strength is amazing~'

Rias: "...."

[Yukino: This perverted man... He's arrogant, but I can't argue with what he says. (Stroking waist. jpg)

[Akeno: Ara. Was the last time you did that... Eiji liked to ride you from behind while holding your waist, Yukino-chan?]

[Yukino: Akeno-senpai, how did you know?! No, wait. Let's not talk about this! (Blushing. jpg)]

[Mai: You say that but you seem to be showing off by sending pictures.]

[Yukino: I swear I didn't send a picture! That... That's... (Covering face with book. jpg)]

[Mai: I believe~]

[Akeno: +1]

[Asia: +1]

[Nana: Eiji has the physique of a beast +1!]

[Yukino: Group leader! Group leader! Something's wrong with my keyboard! It's sending pictures without me telling it to! (Panicked cat face. jpg)]

[Lala ✓: Eiji is the strongest~!]

[Yukino: Leader?! Lala-san, stop licking Eiji... Help me! (White panties with a small cat head motif. jpg)]

!!!

Seeing the picture of her own panties being sent to the group chat, Yukino who was sitting in her class almost fainted from embarrassment.

Her face was as red as Rias' hair.

'Broken! This group chat is broken!'

[Ah there seems to be a bug that I need to fix.]

'Bug? What bug?'

Miss System suddenly said something he didn't understand, Eiji asked curiously.

[It's nothing, host! Continue the plot! It's just trouble on my side! You just need to focus on playing your role as the harem protagonist.]

"...." He suspected this woman was hiding something. No, she did. But what could he do? He couldn't force her to tell him.

At least not now. His power wasn't enough.

CRACK

"You what?" Eiji let go of Indra's hand after a cracking sound was heard.

Indra sighed. The boy finally let go of his hand which was now shaking slightly.

'Damn! My hand bone cracked! This boy, how dare he!'

Quickly, he mobilized his divine power to heal his hand. He tried to act as normally as possible even though it was useless because what happened definitely did not escape the eyes of the powerhouses such as Sirzechs, Azazel, Odin and Michael.

Their gazes made the Heavenly Emperor feel uncomfortable. His expression became a little ugly... he looked at Eiji in annoyance because this was his fault!

Giving him an insult like this was usually worth killing for.

Even so—

"It's okay. Eiji boy, you have good physical strength. By the way I congratulate your fiancée, Rias Gremory and her peerage. I watched the match earlier and it was amazing. You three are still young, but you've already reached the ultimate class."

Indra turned his gaze to Rias, Akeno and Koneko. As for the other two? They were only high class, he didn't bother to pay attention to them. The girl named Seekvaira was also an ultimate class, but she was weak in his opinion.

Although he didn't particularly like devils because their existence went against the way of Heaven in Hindu mythology. Indra who was still a guy couldn't help but admit that the three girls were very beautiful, especially Koneko who was still in her Shirone mode.

The cat girl seemed to decide to be in this mode for a longer time.

"Thank you." ×3

The three replied coldly. They noticed Indra's lustful gaze, although he hid it well, Devil and Nekoshou happened to be creatures sensitive to the lust of the opposite sex.

They marked Indra on the list of people who would die in the near future.

Indra's lips twitched, he didn't notice Eiji's eyes shining with cold light and patiently said: "There's actually another reason why I came here."

Sirzechs and the other Faction leaders, even Zekram frowned.

Indra looked back at Eiji with a fake smile. For the sake of his plan, he was able to swallow the previous humiliation and said, "I'm looking for people, especially talented youngsters to join my army. This will also be a good opportunity for the Five Faction Alliance to have friendly relations with Hindu mythology. I wonder if you youngsters are willing-"

"No, I refuse." ×3

Rias, Akeno and Koneko said simultaneously before Indra finished his words.

"What? Wait, you don't understand. This is a good opportunity, Sirzechs–" Indra glanced at the devil faction leader and wanted to ask him to persuade the youngsters but the crimson-haired man shook his head.

"Sakra-dono, I don't know what army you're referring to. Regardless, I will not force Rias and her friends to join your group, even for the sake of gaining the friendship of a quarter of your Hindu pantheon."

"...!" A quarter? It was true that he was not the only leader of the Hindu pantheon. Besides him there was the Trimurti; Shiva, Brahma and Vishnu. They are the Three main Pillar Gods in Hindu mythology. In terms of status, he was fourth only to them. Still, Indra knew Sirzechs was mocking him and he was angry.

'This Siscon Demon King! Is this revenge just because I mocked you earlier? You didn't think of the outline, you...! Forget it.'

"What about you, Eiji boy? I've heard a lot about you before coming here. You've killed evil gods like Poseidon and Loki! I know your power is at least higher than the ordinary ultimate class, especially your physical strength... It's a little better than mine."

"A little?" Eiji chuckled.

Although Indra said he had heard a lot about him, he didn't know about Thor being defeated by him and not long ago he had killed Erebus and Angra Mainyu. There was also Nyx who was enslaved by him and fell in love with him.

If Indra knew this. Would he still think he was only slightly stronger than him? Absolutely ridiculous.

As for the army?

[That must be the army Indra prepared to fight the God of Destruction, Shiva. Now that I remember, Indra always wanted to defeat the number one god in Hindu Mythology and ranked first in the list of the ten strongest beings.]

[Indra himself is a war maniac. In the original work he deliberately helped the Hero Faction behind the scenes because he was interested in the potential of Cao Cao and his group members. If it wasn't for the protagonist group destroying the Hero Faction, Indra would have recruited Cao Cao and the others into his army.]

The heroines who had nothing to do with Highschool DxD did not really understand.

However, those on the scene were enlightened.

[Rias: Pffft! So Indra actually wants to use us to help his war against Shiva. He's not even offering any real benefits and is just selling friendship with a quarter of the Hindu pantheon at his disposal.]

[Sona: Now I'm a little sorry I wasn't there to see how Indra would get slapped by Eiji. After all, I already know you'll have no trouble passing the promotion test, Rias.]

[Akeno: That bastard dares to stare at us with a lustful gaze. Ufufufu. I saw Darling looking at him coldly earlier, he's over.]

[Koneko: Senpai is so possessive. There's no way he won't tolerate the gaze of a perverted god defiling our bodies.]

[Yui: Isn't that too much?]

[Akeno: Ara Ara. Yui, you look like you need to take a course to get rid of that ordinary girl mentality of yours.]

[Yui: Eh no, I...]

[Haruna: Girls, don't worry. I'll try to straighten Yui out in Lavinia-sensei's class.]

[Lavinia: Me? Okay, I'll help.]

[Yui: W-Wait! Haruna, stop, what do you want to do? Don't drag me!]

Eiji did not know his Yui was being forced to study the 'Scripture of Women in the Seiya family' created by the women in his harem. He himself did not know there was such a scripture in his family.

Indra frowned, he was not sure why Eiji was laughing and continued: "Of course, I will offer you other benefits. As long as you are willing to join the army led by me— not just friendship with the Hindu pantheon..."

"Oh what's that? Let's hear it." Eiji pretended to be interested. Miss System and Leme who knew what their host was thinking sympathized with Indra a little. Just kidding, they had actually prepared potato chips and were watching eagerly...!

Indra was fooled, he was happy to see Eiji's interest. "I will offer you the wealth, beauty and precious things that our Pantheon has! Not only that, I will appoint you as the general of my army! Eiji boy, I am very optimistic about your power. How about it?"

"You're going to give me that much? Isn't that too much?"

"Yes, I Heavenly Emperor is very generous to his subordinates. If you join my army, you won't regret it." Indra said with pride and a big smile on his face, he felt Eiji was more pleasing to the eye than ever.

He had almost forgotten about the bone in his hand that the boy had cracked earlier.

After all, as long as Eiji joined his army, he felt his chances of victory against Shiva increased even more!

For Indra, it was enough to make him forget about past grudges and start a new friendship.

Rias and the others had no idea what Eiji was doing. Those who knew him knew that there was no way he was really interested in joining Indra's army.

Indra did not know this.

"So what's your answer, Eiji boy?"

"My answer?" Eiji smiled and said, "I refuse."

"Eiji boy, are you kidding me?" Indra's smile that thought Eiji would agree disappeared. The previous happy expression was also replaced with an ugly expression.

It seemed that Eiji had deliberately made him happy before pouring cold water on him.

He was toying with him! Indra clenched his fist, a divine aura violently exploding from his body that made the faction leaders alert.

They wanted to say something like reminding Indra that there were four Faction leaders from the Alliance here and he should think twice before making them enemies because of this. But Eiji raised one of his hands as a signal for them not to interfere.

"No, I'm not joking with you."

"Why? Eiji boy you'll regret it..." Indra growled. He was so angry! His patience certainly had its limits and right now he wanted to beat the boy in front of him.

"I'll regret it? No, no. I definitely won't regret refusing to be an ant's subordinate."

"Ant?! Are you saying that I, the Heavenly Emperor, am an ant?!!!"

Humiliation! What an insult! This time Indra did not hesitate, even in front of Sirzechs and the other Faction leaders. He wasn't afraid to show what it meant to be ranked fifth on the list of the ten strongest creatures in the...

**BOOM!!!**

However, before Indra made his move. Not only him, but those watching were also dumbfounded because at this moment — Indra who was originally showing the momentum of a majestic God of War suddenly fell to his knees!

His divine aura was suppressed by another larger and stronger aura that originated from Eiji. The roofless hall trembled as if there was an earthquake and the red-colored Underworld sky was suddenly covered by golden ripples.

From within those golden ripples they could see countless swords, spears, cannons and weapons from various ages.

Every weapon hanging in the sky had energy fluctuations no less than Sacred Gear, even the Longinus created by the God of the Bible! Michael could confirm this, he gazed up at the sky with awe and slightly teary eyes as the holy aura mixed with the shrewdness that Eiji exuded reminded him of his father.

Michael was crazy, now the leader of the Angel faction was staring at Eiji with an adoring gaze. He even thought 'I regret not bringing Gabriel here, he should be on good terms with Eiji!'

Azazel looked at Eiji in horror, he instantly dismissed the idea of asking him about Tobio. Once again, this reminded him that the person he was trying to ask was a monster among monsters! He almost sought death like Indra and forgot his tragic experience of dying once in the past!

Compared to the other faction leaders, Odin had the expression of a wise man. He stroked his beard with his magic eyes open. His magic eyes were bleeding while trying to analyze the various weapons in the sky which made his two Valkyrie bodyguards panic. "Odin-sama!"

But the horror did not end there. Soon the familiar black and red aura condensed from Eiji's body and created a giant black figure with a crown on its head. That figure flew in the sky with a dark aura enveloping it and glowing crimson eyes. The Opression beyond Maou that was released from him made the devils, especially Zekram Bael feel like he was seeing his ancestors.

T-This is the power of destruction. No way, that figure...! The old man known as Great King and even Sirzechs opened their mouths silently.

What about Rias, Venelana and the other women including Seekvaira? They were looking at Eiji hotly! Many nymphomaniac gazes of females were thrown at the young man.

"Pffft!"

Indra vomited blood. He widened his eyes, his face filled with humiliation, hatred. shock and fear. He could not get up, even after he released all his divine power. It was useless because all his power was suppressed by the power Eiji released.

The floor beneath his feet shattered, his knees and hands sank into the ground. Many of his bones in his body were crushed and his internal organs were injured under this excessive oppression. The others only felt how overwhelming the power Eiji unleashed was, but only Indra was hurt by it!

At this moment, the dignified Heavenly Emperor of Hindu Mythology was being crazily humiliated in front of many people in the underworld and to add more humiliation, Eiji stepped on Indra's head with his foot and looked at him with a condescending gaze.

His golden pupils that had vertical slits looked terrifying.

"Wealth? I have many treasures whose value transcends the world now flying above your head and that's not all."

"Beauty? I have many super beautiful women in my harem and they cannot compare to the random Goddesses and whores in your pantheon."

"Being your subordinate? Heh... Heavenly Emperor, are you worthy? An ant thinks itself superior to me. That's disgusting. To be honest the title of Heavenly Emperor is too much for an ant like you. If not called an ant, you could be called a mongrel."

"You dare to stare at my woman with your dirty gaze in front of me. You think I don't know? Know your place, mongrel. The person standing in front of you and stepping on you is the Harem King!"

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