The Roast of 1912

A little bit later

The three were on a flying boat with around 50 other disciples. There were all sorts of shapes and sizes on the boat, looking out and walking around.

Long Zi looked around and smiled slightly, standing on the edge of the boat, looking out into the distance with his hands behind his back.

Mu Yu looked at the 'Heavenly Fairies' of the Sect, a few extremely beautiful women were surrounded by men all over the place. She looked around her in disgust as these guys started trying to chat her up.

She turned her head and looked at Jin Wu, who was leaning on the edge of the boat, sleeping on the ground like a log. She grinded her teeth and glared at him. He should be coming over to save her from these flies!

Damn him!

Meanwhile~

Jin Wu was sleeping on the ground as a little spider slowly crawled on him, stopping on his nose. The spider was around the size of a fingernail, very tiny. It stopped on Jin Wu's nose and took a break, seemingly letting out a breath of relief as though it completed a laborious task.

Suddenly, Jin Wu opened his eyes and jumped to his feet. The little spider was shocked and fell to the ground in a daze as Jin Wu shouted angrily, "You are courting death!" while pointing at the little spider.

The Little spider froze and 2 front legs raised up while the rest bent. The spider kneeled on the ground and pointed at its eyes, squeaking pitifully as though saying 'I had eyes but failed to see Mt. Tai!' Jin Wu blew out an angry breath as the spider kowtowed on the spot.

Long Zi's lips twitched as he looked at the kowtowing spider…

Mu Yu paused and her eyes twitched…

Jin Wu laughed and picked up the spider, holding it in his palm as he smiled happily, gently touching it with his finger, "Nice job, Terry! That was pretty good!" Terry waved two legs and squeaked.

Jin Wu laughed and Mu Yu cursed, "What a loser!" Jin Wu sneered at her, "Oho! And you're any better?! Terry is better than you in every way! Right, Terry?" Terry nodded and waved his legs dismissively.

Mu Yu rushed up and pointed at Terry, shouting "You damn freakshow! What did you say about me?!" Terry squeaked disdainfully and Mu Yu exploded, Terry jumped and crawled up to Jin Wu's shoulder, tapping his neck whole squeaking in a crying manner.

Jin Wu glared at Mu Yu, "Don't bully Terry!" Mu Yu shivered in anger and pressed a finger on his nose, "How about I bully you!? All these disgusting losers keep buzzing around me like fruit flies and you're sleeping here!"

The male disciples froze and Long Zi coughed, covering his mouth with amused eyes. As expected of Junior Sister Mu. Truly a special character!

Jin Wu frowned and looked over her shoulder, she turned her head and pouted, "So annoying, buzz buzz buzz all day long, it's annoying!" Jin Wu looked over and said "You there! With the large garlic bulb nose. Yeah you! Where did you get the guts to even walk up to a woman? No seriously, I want to know how you're not embarrassed or shy!"

The Garlic disciple was dumbfounded, pointing at himself in a daze.

Jin Wu pointed at another one, sighing "Buddy, you're so ugly, the doctor slapped you twice when you were born." he turned to another guy, "You're so ugly, the sect master thought you were a ghost."

Long Zi spat out off the side of the boat as Mu Yu burst out laughing, holding her stomach. Jin Wu looked at the rest and waved, sighing "You guys are really special characters. No names to speak of but you actually came to talk to a main character, are you crazy or am I crazy?"

He turned to Mu Yu and asked with a dumbfounded expression, "Can you believe it? Because I'm at a loss here. I don't get it." Mu Yu thought about it and suddenly had an expression of enlightenment.

At this point, everyone was looking over and listening. They even looked up from their phones to watch the excitement!

Mu Yu punched her palm and said firmly, "It must be because I'm too beautiful, they can't stand to look from afar!" Jin Wu's eyes widened and he stared at her with his mouth wide open.

Everyone else looked at her, completely dumbfounded.

Jin Wu throttled her, "You shameless bitch! You're fucking nuts!" Mu Yu choked and flailed, "I'll kill you!" as she clawed at him and they started a scuffle on the ground, rolling around.

Terry jumped off and climbed up Long Zi's leg, squeaking on his shoulder. Long Zi tapped Terry and smiled slightly, "They are quite interesting…"

The rest of the disciples slowly turned back to their phones, not paying attention to Jin Wu and Mu Yu anymore.

One girl, looking at Long Zi and Jin Wu curiously before turning away to her friends, talking about the Jade Willow Phone.

After a few seconds, Mu Yu and Jin Wu separated before smirking at each other, locking shoulders as they laughed.

Jin Wu pulled Mu Yu up and stood on the side of the boat, looking down at the ground. Mu Yu said refreshingly, "It's so awesome! Like taking an airplane with the top down." Jin Wu looked at her with twitching lips, "You can-" Mu Yu pinched his lips, glaring at him, "I know you can't! I was just saying!"

Jin Wu rolled his eyes, but looked at the sky with longing, sighing "I want to fly. When will I be able to fly…" Long Zi looked at him and smiled slightly, "In the Tribulation Realm." Jin Wu's eyes shone as he looked at his panel.