680 Artillery Maids

"Greetings, everyone. For those that don't know, I am Wolfe Noxus, Patriarch of the Noxus Magi Family. I have a proposal for you all today, one that will allow you to contribute immeasurably to the defence of the Palace, and take some vengeance upon the Crusaders that have made your workday less pleasant." Wolfe greeted the staff.

There was some scattered laughter at that. Vengeance for an unpleasant workday? They had assumed that he would put it in terms of duty and honour, loyalty to the nation, or some noble cause. But instead, Wolfe had asked if they wanted to vent about having a bad day at work.

"What did you have in mind?" The Maid who escorted him here asked.