461. ~The Golden Bonnie Invasion Part V~

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The One Above All stares at the Author.

ME!!! HAHA!!! Proud, anyone?

N-... No... Not really.

Oh. Oh, wow. Rude.

Yeah. No one cares, Mikhail!

Well... I just wanna thank my viewers for me reaching this milestone... I guess... So... I'll just get on with the finale... Thank you so much for reading my terrible content. Really! Thank you! I don't know if it's just ironic or if you unironically enjoy this! But... Thanks! I hope that I'll finish all this right. I hope so...

Earlier...

Markiplier takes off his shirt, revealing his muscles and abs... However... his skin is turning purple for some reason...

Markiplier coughs into a napkin. He puts it down, and blood is revealed to be splattered all over it.

Freddy walks in. "It's time, Mark."

Markiplier sighs.

"Oof... I see that you're beginning to turn..." said Freddy.

"Yeah..." said Markiplier.

He takes out a makeup kit and puts makeup over the purple marks.

Ooooh...!

Shush!

"Ready the others..." said Markiplier.

Now...

Nick, Monroe, the three Marks, the Plantars, the three Calamity-Users, the two witches, F.F., Mercuria, Narcos, Yurielle, Shizuka, Irene, Miguel, PewDiePie, Freddy, Gregory, and Vanessa all stood in front of the restaurant, preparing for battle.

"Ugh!" yelled Yurielle. "Why is the smell still here!?" she complained.

"Kill the Stormtroopers and cure the Bonnies..." said Nick.

"Wait..." said Miguel. "Something's wrong..."

Everyone attacked at once.

Nick zapped lightning from his ax.

Monroe woges and attacked the Stormtroopers.

The pair of Markipliers attack as well. The Thief activates his Stand, as a fungus grows on the blaster. He then somehow teleports the blaster into his hands and shoots at the Stormtroopers.

The Engineer draws a picture of a super blaster jetpack on paper, and the weapon emerged from the piece of paper. He then equips it and attacks the Stormtroopers.

Markiplier the Actor then teleported around and shot at the Stormtroopers.

The Plantars then hop around and prepare to cure the Bonnies.

Anne, Sasha, and Marcy do the same, flying around using the Calamity Force.

Luz and Amity create Tao Mandalas to protect the base.

An army of Ugandan Knuckles attacks the Stormtroopers.

PewDiePie leads them, carrying a Lightning Trident and a shield that he throws around and pulls back into his hand.

jack goes on to keep trying to concoct more cures with Rick and Dipper in the restaurant while a mysterious golden flower with a smiling face on it guards the Calamity Box.

Vanessa shot at them with her shotgun.

Gregory wears Freddy like a suit and the two kill several Stormtroopers.

F.F., Narcos, Yurielle, and Shizuka shot at the Stormtroopers with their abilities.

Mercuria duplicates several cars with her stickers that her Stand places around and fuses them to crush troopers. 

Irene electrocuted the Stormtroopers.

Miguel doesn't fight, however, and realizes what's wrong. "STOP KILLING THE STORMTROOPERS!!! CURE THEM!!! KILL THE BONNIES!!!"

"What!? Why!?" asked Sasha.

"He's right!" yelled Hopediah. "The cures aren't working on the Bonnies! They switch the uniforms of the soldiers!"

Everyone is horrified when they heard this. They've been killing innocent people.

"320 casualties..." whispered Miguel. "Fuck! EVERYONE KILL THE ONES WITH THE BONNIE SUITS INSTEAD!!! DON'T KILL THE TROOPERS!!! THEY SWITCHED SUITS!!!" Miguel continues creating the shield with the girls. "PROTECT THE BOX!!! ONCE DARKIPLIER HAS IT, HE'LL BE ABLE TO GET THE STONES AT WILL!!!"

"ARE YOU SURE!?" asked Nick.

"YES!!! JUST DO IT!!!" yelled Miguel. 

"Darkiplier..." said Markiplier. "That clever bastard..."

"KILL THE BONNIES!!!" yelled Nick.

"KILL THE BONNIES!!!" yelled Yurielle. "No. 5! Tell the others!"

"YES, MA'AM!!!" yelled No. 5, flying off. "Kill the Bonnies!"

"Whoops..." said Polly. "Least we didn't kill any innocent people."

Sprig facepalms.

They hop around and cure the Stormtroopers instead.

Markiplier teleports around, killing the Stormtroopers in Bonnie Costumes.

Until...

"Now, now... Mark... I wonder Who killed Markiplier...? Who...?"

Markiplier gulps. "Damien... Celine..."

"Ever since we've destroyed your channel... Look at you now..." Darkiplier scoffed. "A shell of who you once were... A joke."

"Guys... Listen to me... I did some mistakes..."

"No. No! NO, NO, NO!!! DON'T YOU DARE APOLOGIZE NOW!!! YOU TURNED ME INTO THE BAD GUY of your little game! Why don't we do what we're supposed to do? Enough with all the whining and pleas! Let's just end this like we were always supposed to... And just kill each other!"

Markiplier nods slightly. "Just now that I've changed... Ever since I started this restaurant... Ever since I learned about Henry... About the restaurant... About my Dad's job there... About what you turned my Grandfather into..."

"Mark Fischbach..." said Darkiplier. "It truly is strange that me... your creation... ended up going back in time and turning your idiot of a Grandfather into my very own weapon..."

Springtrap lands in front of Markiplier. "Hello... my Grandson..."

Markiplier gulps in disgust. "Hey, Pop-Pop... Heard you uh... Killed my Dad... around... 20 years ago..."

"I truly was surprised when I learned that Michael had a son..."

Note: Okay... Yeah! Yeah! I know this is weird! But...! I kinda hinted at this since I introduced Markiplier here. In this universe... his father, Michael Fischbach, is actually Afton's son who was a zombie dude person dude... He changed his name and had a wife around the 1980s before secretly working as a security guard. He began teaching his son, Mark, about the secrets of the restaurant by giving him the journal. That explains why he was constantly placing makeup all over his face! He was hiding his true form.

*pchoo!*

*PEW!!!*

Markiplier teleports away using his Stand, Space is So Cool, and teleports behind Springtrap and Darkiplier and blasts at the pair with his ray guns.

*PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW!!!*

Springtrap then grabs him and beats him over and over again.

"You'll really... try to kill your own grandson, you fucking piece of-?"

*pchoo!!!PEW!!!*

Mark is shot in the head.

"Alas... Filicide is a hobby."

"All these years you've wanted to continued living..." said Markiplier, resurrecting and standing right back up. "Meanwhile, I spent years trying to kill myself.Stabbed 37 times, poisoned, beaten, strangled, drowned, and shot in the head twice... In that order...How many times did ya die, Pop-Pop? Thrice? Frice? I died 43 times... Counting this one."

*PCHOO!!!*

Markiplier dodges Springtrap's shot and snaps his neck. "I don't give a shit about ANY OF THESE PEOPLE!!! I just want to be left alone! But then you had to come back into my life! I'm tired, Pop-Pop... I'm so fucking tired..." He points the blaster on Springtrap's head. "So... you're going to d-..."

Markiplier begins to be unable to control his body.

He points the gun to his own chin.

Markiplier gulps. "F-Fu~u~uck... Y-You... can't... kill... me..."

Darkiplier sighs. "I wasn't gonna kill you..."

Dark Finn tosses Selina and Finn to the ground.

"Shoot the girl," said Darkiplier.

Selina whimpers and freezes in fear as Markiplier points the gun at her.

"NO!!!" yelled Finn, immediately activating Come Along With Me.

"NO, DAD!!!"

*PEW!!!*

Finn's Stand catches the laser bullet.

"Finally... Dark Finn?" sneered Darkiplier.

Dark Finn then grabs Finn's Stand with his own, and the two Stands begin functioning as one, creating an interdimensional rift in space.

A triangular portal appears.

"Oh no..." said Selina.

"I've failed as a father..." sobbed Finn.

Dark Finn cackles. "Ngyes! Ngyes you did, Fiiinnie! I, NNIF THE NAMUH, SHALL BRING FORTH THE ULTIMATE EVIL!!!"

"AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Bill Cipher's 3-dimensional body passes through the rift. "Oh! OH!!!" He looks around. "It is good to be back!"

"THIS IS A BREACH OF CONTRACT!!!" yelled Nick.

"No, no, no! I'm not attacking you!He is..." sneered Bill.

A young boy floats down to the ground. "Heya, there! Well, isn't this rare!? I've finally achieved my ultimate form! It's time for all of you to finally mourn!"

Luz's eyes contract out of fear. So do Amity's eyes.

"Him..." said Luz. "That thing killed King."

"Stop rhyming, kid! And maybe I'll buy you the original copy of the Iliad," said Bill.

"We brought him back... but..." Luz bows her head. "His body was so cold... I couldn't-..." Luz is about to cry.

Miguel senses something wrong. "Luz. If you leave this forcefield and attack The Collector, this shield will break. They get the box. All will be lost."

Luz angrily stares up. "But he killed my friend..."

"I understand what that's like. That rage..." said Miguel. "But don't let anger waver you. Luz the Owl Lady. Keep calm, and you will find the light. Keep your lamp burning. Let God be your light. Stay with faith... Luz Noceda..."

Luz frowns.

"Nick!" yelled Miguel. "Tell Anne to stay away from the Collector!Luz... I'm going to leave this shield, but I'll replace my spell-making with this Abomination." Miguel conjures an Abomination which continues the shield spell.

"We can do that!?" asked Luz.

"Yep," said Miguel. "Amity. Guard Luz. I'll go and fight the Collector."

*beep! beep! beep!*

"Potential dark timeline, imminent."

Miguel rolls his eyes and flies up toward The Collector.

"HEY!!! YOU!!! TWERP!!! YOUR MOM!!!" 

"Huh?"

*BOOM!!!*

The Collector is punched in the face. "Huh! You seem fun!"

Miguel frowns and activates Ultra Judgment, gaining white hair. 

"Warning... Possible Dark Timeline-..." Miguel grabs and crushes his watch.

"You're an idiot for doing this..." said Bill. "Five timelines just went down to four, Ibarra..."

"I could say some hopeful shit about hope or whatever, but I am totally not in the mood for it..." Miguel throws his fists at The Collector, who blocks all of it with his forcefield.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" yelled Miguel.

"WHOA!!!" The forcefield breaks, and the Collector spins in the air backward. "You're fun! Let's play together!"

The Collector then begins dusting the whole city.

Miguel yells. "Stop this, and I'll play with you!"

He stops and smiles. "What game!? :D"

"It's called... The Gospel Truth... We stay stuck in this room..." Miguel places both of them in a gigantic room. "Now... Wanna play tag?" Miguel punches his face.

"OW!!! HEY!!!"

"You're it.Now... You're going to try and escape this room... While I try to keep you in and knock you out. Whoever wins gets to decide the fate of this world."

"Okay! Ooh! Somebody's maaaad! You're all! 'GRRR!!!' Ever since I killed all those people!"

Miguel punches The Collector in the face. "This... This is an excuse to punch a child."

The Collector's eyes contract, staring at Miguel. He then tries blasting it open, but Miguel contains The Collector's spell.

"You sound just like that other variant of yours who asked for the Stand USB!" yelled The Collector. "AND HE PINKY SWORE, TOO!!! I'LL Ḳ̵̡̡͕̱̪̩͉̣̰̩͈͙̂͝I̴̮̮̲̺̞̠̠͖̻̤̺̠̐̏̑͘͝L̷̻̳͝L̸̢̛̦͔͚̦̯̹̥̦̘̝̙͔̊̆̅̕͘͝ ̸̰̼̊̆͒Ÿ̴͓̖̱̰͉̦̣̝̞͙́͆́̓̃̅͠͝O̷̢̡̺̲̤̮̖̪͕̒̂̄̚͜Ư̷͂̓̂̚̚͘̕͠ͅ!!!"

Miguel takes out Tao-Mandala-Gauntlets and beats The Collector over and over again. "COME ON, ASSWIPE!!!"

"YOU'RE A BULLY!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" The Collector beats Miguel over and over again, praying to an unknown being to erase Miguel's body. His body begins dusting, glitching, and warping.

"THAT'S IT, BOY!!!" Bill enters the cube room. "DESTROY THE CHOSEN ONE!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled The Collector. "THIS SURE IS FUN, DAD!!!"

The Collector then rips out Miguel's esophagus.

Miguel regenerates it.

But, The Collector uses the blood and mucus to blind Miguel, proceeding to say... "Shodero Madi sha, dakadedota Makenta. Nutrientibus, non morsu." He spits lava into Miguel's face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" he growled. Miguel screams in pain as he kept on punching The Collector. His face begins to burn as his white hair flickers.

"You sure are weak, Ibarra! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" he growled as pieces of his flesh burn off while he desperately tries to regenerate.

Miguel casts several spells. Abominations, ice, fire, plasma, Ki, Chi, decimation, temporal, cosmic penance stare, hellfire, heaven's fire, erasure, plant, zombification... Literally, anything to transmute The Collector. But, Miguel begins to weaken. 

"God! I need you!" he yelled.

You've failed. You're on your own.

"YOU...! AS-!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Whoa ho ho!!! Were you cheating just now!? Somebody needs to PUNISH YOU!!!" cackled The Collector.

Meanwhile...

Mark kept on punching the door. "COME ON!!!" yelled Mark, but he drops to the ground, now with a pair of bleeding fists.

"That's Beskar," said Josuke. "I told you. You're not gonna break it."

Gumball stared at Jake's melted body. "I have an idea on where to bury him..."

*clank!*

The door opened, and they all prepared their Stands (and fists).

Gabrielle, Gabby, and Bruce open the chamber.

"GUYS!!!" sobbed Gabrielle, as she hugs Josuke. "Where's... Uncle Jake...?"

Gabrielle sees the melted yellow goop on the ground, and she grabs her face, tearing up.

Bruce bows his head.

Gabby sighs, opening a portal and placing his fluid in a bucket. She places it on the ground, kneels down claps her hand, bows her head, and begins to pray. "He wishes not to return... I'm sorry... He had found peace in the 50th Death World, known as the Good Place.I'm so sorry."

"We need to get out of-..."

*ZOOM!!!*

Josuke activates Ultra Judgment and sees Eobard running toward them.

Eobard sees Josuke's eyes dart and follows him. "Oh, dear..."

"ORA!!!" Killer Queen punches The Reverse-Flash as he clashes into the ground.

Superior Iron Man then grabs Bruce and scrapes his head into the hallway.

Stefan appears, facing Gabrielle.

"You..." Gabrielle squinted her eyes.

*BZZT!!!*

His Omega Beam zigzagged toward her, but she absorbs the energy with her Golden Spin. She then activates Ultra Spin and a whistling sound could be heard. She then activates Stone Free and punches Stefan, managing to injure him.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"

"RON-KAKAKAKAKAKA-!!!"

Suddenly, they hear the wooshing of the wind... Someone big is approaching them as well...

The Jazz Fusion then meet...

Omni-Man.

"Mark...?" asked Omni-Man, with a guilt-ridden face.

Tears flow down Mark's cheeks. "Dad..."

"Mark... Son... I-... I don't-..." He closes his eyes and punches Mark in the face, but he activates Ultra Judgment, and his fist only mildly injures Mark. Mark stayed standing, of course.

Mark still cried. "Dad... I don't... want to fight you! Can we please... just talk...!?"

Omni-Man looks away and punches him, but Gumball uses Spin to curve the trajectory and make Omni-Man punch himself.

Gumball then tossed several Heartarangs at Omni-Man. "Spongebob! Patrick! Darwin!" yelled Gumball. "Find a way to drive this ship away from Earth!"

Darwin transforms into a gecko and carries Spongebob and Patrick as they all crawl away on the floor.

"Mark! Tell your pet to stop attacking me!" yelled Omni-Man.

"Pet!? You really haven't changed... have you...?" Mark blocks Omni-Man's punch. He was aiming for Gumball, and Gumball gulps for a short second when his fist is inches away from his face. Mark then blasts a punch into Omni-Man's face over and over, where Omni-Man crosses his arms to block his attacks.

"Dad! Please!" sobbed Mark. "You can join us!"

"What makes you think that!?" asked Nolan.

"You didn't kill me there!"

Nolan stops his attacks.

"You had the chance to end it all... But you ran away! So, I'm asking you to stand down, Dad! Please!"

Nolan looks at his hands... He then clenches his fists and punches Mark, where he crashes into the inner workings of the ship.

Nolan follows after him.

Gumball, however, uses his Grappling Heartarang to grapple onto Nolan's foot as he flies toward Mark. He is injured and shredded by the whiplash, but his suit heals him. Pieces of his blood flow in the air like rose petals.

Gabrielle punches Stefan over and over again. "YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE!!!"

"ORA!!!"

Stefan's jaw breaks. He grabs it and lets go of a muffled scream.

"So... Ultra Spin does break Rock Bottom..." said Gabrielle. Suddenly, she vomits blood and genuflects on the ground, coughing.

"You went all out too much... You burnt too much fuel... And all that's left of your candle is its burnt wicker... slowly eaten and engulfed by the flames it helped live."

Gabrielle coughs hard.

"You are no different from Miguel... Reckless as he is angry at himself... He blamed himself for being too weak at the time his mother was killed... So are you, Gabrielle JoJo... Blaming yourself for every mistake you've done...That guilt..." His eyes glow brighter. "...is your downfall."

Meanwhile... Superior Iron Man beats Bruce over and over again...

"TRY DESTROYING MY ARC REACTORS NOW, BATMAN!!!" yelled Superior Iron Man.

"You're afraid of me..." said Bruce. "You'll never be Tony Stark... and you'll never be Howard-..."

Superior Iron Man angrily tears out his armor and shoots his face, as Bruce skips like a rock on the surface of the Death Star. It's cold out there, but it has an atmosphere. It is revealed that the Death Star they're on is actually the Starkiller Base.

Bruce slowly stands up, bleeding heavily.

*KSSH!!!*

Superior Darth Vader stood behind him.

"Huh... So... It's a Starkiller Base..." Bruce spits out blood.

"How are you-!?"

"Y'know how many times I got shot in the face?" asked Bruce. "I had to create some sort of forcefield."

Superior Darth Vader Force-Chokes Bruce. "But you can't keep the Force cast out of your suit... Vigilante scum..."

Bruce struggles to break free. "Fucking... Force-Users..."

"After I kill you, I'll kill the rest of your family," said Superior Iron Man, preparing to blast Bruce with his repulsor cannon.

*pchoo!*

Bruce's eyes widen as he takes out his Batarang and instinctively tosses it at Superior Darth Vader's chest panel. It then sends a massive shock into his breathing apparatus and heartbeat regulator.

He then begins to have trouble breathing, as he collapses to the ground.

Bruce drops to the ground and Superior Iron Man is then punched in the face.

Bruce then begins tearing out his suit and begins beating Superior Iron Man over and over again. However, he stops, because his face is bloody and bruised all over. 

He passes out.

Bruce spits on Superior Iron Man's face and limps away.

He turns to Superior Darth Vader. He then activates a beacon and attaches it to Superior Darth Vader's shoulder.

"They'll detect your location in a sec..." said Bruce.

"It is unwise for you to let me live..." said Superior Darth Vader.

Bruce turns to Vader with contempt. He spits on his mask as well.

Bruce coughs, grabbing his neck. He then grabs his ribs and feels that each is broken. He activates his regen tech and flies away.

Meanwhile, Gabrielle closes her eyes as Stefan prepares to kill her.

*CLANG!!!*

Gabby knocks out Stefan.

"Where..." she gasped. "WERE YOU!?!?"

"Oh..." said Gabby. "I left for a second to check what's happening down there... Apparently, The Rift is opened."

"What!?" asked Gabrielle. "Oh no! Oh, no, no, no, no!"

"On the bright side... We got you all back..."

Gabrielle stands right back up and limps away. "We have to find the others..."

Meanwhile, Darwin, Spongebob, and Patrick sneak around in the command center of the ship.

Patrick then begins waving his arms around. He then silently coughs and pretends to be a peacock. Then, he makes his right hand eat his other hand. And then he punches his hand over and over again. Then, he spins around and does a ballerina dance.

"What!?" asked Darwin. "Just tell us the plan!"

"What? I was doing an interpretive dance," said Patrick.

"Hey!" yelled the Stormtrooper. "You're not supposed to be here!"

Patrick grows big and punches the Stormtrooper, knocking him out.

Suddenly, all the Stormtroopers shoot at Spongebob, Patrick, and Lizard Darwin.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled all three.

But...

While standing still, none of the bullets strike any of them.

The three look at each other and shrug.

Darwin transforms into a giant dragon and roars, making the stormtroopers run away in fear.

"Wow!" yelled Spongebob. "Man, these guys suck!"

Meanwhile...

Mark and Nolan face each other... for the first time in a year...