My Goals Are Beyond Your Understanding.

AUTHOR'S NOTE/Due to demand i am chained to my phone and forced to make chapters for you, send help.

Bill Pov)

As i travel the InBetween, i feel something,a disturbance in the force.

I then am teleported.

And now..I am now infront of a group of 'Foolish Mortals' , who flabbergasted by my BEATIFUL appearance , stare at me.

Itadori Pov)

It worked!It actually worked!We summoned a demon!

But...it looks....weird?

A triangle?Seriously?

' ' Well well well well well well well well.Look who we have here!' ' The demon exclaims

' 'Three humans and One curse!' ' He says excitedly

Wait....Curse..?

Bill Pov) As i notice the curse looking at me from the corner of the room.

After thinking about it for 3 seconds i ignore it.

If i kill it,i can tell canon to fuck itself.

As i come to that decision, i turn back to the group.

' 'Now then, what'cha want?' '

I voice out as i look at the group.

The girl then comes up.

' ' What can you do?' 'She asks

' 'I can either kill somebody or sell you something.' 'I tell her

' ' What do you sell?' '

' ' Anything from Skittle packets to antimatter bombs. ' '

' '....' '

' 'What? ' ' I said ' ' Is there something on my Eye? ' '

Itadori jumps up.

' ' What is 'Skittles'? ' 'He asks

' ' Candy. ' '

' ' How much yen for 1 packet? ' '

' ' 50 yen ' ' I say unhesitatingly.

' ' Cheap! Give me one! ' 'He says while pulling out 50 yen from his pocket

' ' Itadori! What if it's a trap? ' ' The other guy finally said something

' ' We will never know until we try! ' 'He says

Meanwhile me.

'K.E.G.Dupe the skittles.

Oh and also open the shop while you are doing that'

[Opening shop]

I glance at the prices and say ' 'I hope you choke on a coin K.E.G.

[You pain me,host.These are quite low.]It says while showing me a sad emoji.

'Go screw yourself in german.'I scowl in my mind.

After rethinking my life choices i return my attention to the group.

Itadori got his skittles so he won't be paying attention for a while.He seems to love em.

The girl then says.

' ' We want you to- ' '

Cliffhanger.Yes...yes...Rage on the shortness and weirdness of my fanfic that has returned from the dead!

Sorry for it being so short.Im low on gas.