Test Log

SPURT! Oh. All I have to do is think about it and it comes out clean and easy. Well that's pretty neat. What else can I do? Can I....use magic with my spider abilities? I put on my sling ring and open my palms in the air. Without moving my arms or gesturing with my hands I try to open a portal using just the new tiny hairs on my palm.....

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Hmm nothin-SPARK! Well hot damn I guess I can use magic with these hair particles. Alright alright well that's kinda funky but I guess I now have a new way to use magic without making it obvious. Hmm but can I use the tingles at will? I mean I should be able to right? They're just supernatural ultra fine astral spider hairs that's connected to the multiverse that alerts my body to every probability that can be dangerous to me and my body right? Right? Ah I just hope I don't jump start the spider-verse too quickly because this Peter Parker and I are not ready for immortal spider-eating vampires. Well I guess I can't use the tingles with magic just yet but no worries, it's only my first day as a knock off spider man. I'll get use to the tingles eventually, it is the main power I wanted the most in this world anyways. Let's see what else can I do?

It's a good thing that it's summer break now and I'm moving from middle school into highschool because I don't think I would be able to explain how I grew so big over the weekend. But enough of that. I put on the biggest set of trachsuits that I have and I clean up my sticky mess before hopping on a bus to go to the industrial district of the city. It was a good thing that I thought ahead of time about the super soldier metamorphosis and got bigger clothes but goddamn. Even this extra large tracksuit can barely contain my full figure. Like I know Captain America is huge but does he wear XL or XXL? Because I think I might just be a little too big for this extra large tracksuit but I might not be big enough for a double extra large. Alright why the fuck am I complaining about this? It's a first world problem and I feel like a brat for being so spoiled. SIGH. Honestly I was expecting the webbings to be more difficult to clean up but I guess a spider's own silk doesn't affect them as much.

After switching two different buses I finally arrived at an abandoned warehouse. I really should use this summer to explore the city if I plan on building up my own branch of power here. Can't rage war against your enemies if you don't know who or where they are. Once I was inside I did a little snooping around to see if there were any homeless people nearby or not. Well the coast was clear because now I'm standing in the middle of the open area trying to get into a meditative state. I take in a few deep breaths as I let go of any anxiety or thoughts that don't matter at this moment. With a slow exhale I jump up into a backflip as I shoot a web of silk at the ceiling. My body rapidly swing towards a wall and without any hesitation I adjusted myself to land on the wall feet first.

THUNK!

Ah fuck I forgot my shoes are just regular shoes and does have magical spider hair at the bottom. I'm glad no one was around to see that because it's fucking embarrassing. SIGH. Well I have all evening to kill so why don't I keep on practicing on how to shoot and swing my webs for a few hours. I climb up along the wall, my fingers can hold up all of my weight with no issues whatsoever. I keep climbing until I reach the top of the wall. I reach out to touch the ceiling to test if I can grab onto the surface with just my fingers. Oh shit! I can use just two fingers to hold up my body, which I don't think that's possible given the Van Der Waal ratio difference between a thirty gram spider and a six foot tall 250 pound human. I shoot a web at the ceiling to hang upside down from. I slowly increase the length of the web by a couple of feet to lower myself. Still even with my ten finger tips I can crawl with ease and that shouldn't work either. Like I understand if my powers came from the best surface crawling animal but it's not. And then there's the issue with my shoes. I bend my neck slightly to look at my feet that are sticking to my webbing. In almost every Spider-man movie all of them can walk upright on the wall with ease but my shoes can't do that….wait can I do it barefooted? I try to pull my feet off the webbing only to find it stuck like a fly. Oh fuck me. I look back down at the floor to see how much time I'll have to recover if I do end up falling on my face.

I slowly release more webbings to try and extend downwards but soon I quickly find myself stuck as I can't extend anymore. Huh? I ah well apparently my body is now fully extended because my shoes are still stuck. I don't know why but I keep thinking my web is coming from the ceiling and not from my wrist. The movies are just movies, Ned. Otherwise the only way to extend while upside down is to not have my feet stuck to the web. I use my heels to slip out of my shoes but before I could get stable, my wrist accidentally cut off and I begin to free fall. Woaahh!!

Thud…

Hmph I imagined falling on my face is as easy as dropping anything else but ahh I'm on my feet! I don't think I'm striking a pose like the Black Widow and any other superhero. I just landed on my feet as I wasn't falling face first towards the ground. This is actually pretty neat man. I'm like a cat in a way. Always landing feet first. Oh my God now I get why every iteration of black cat always got a thing for Spider-man. Their agility can't be matched anywhere else….wait will there even be a Felicia Hardy in this Universe? Ehh probably not since I don't remember seeing one until the multiverse crossover saga of the MCU. I guess if I want to mess with a black cat my only options are the Wakanda royals. Hehe.

I look up at my rope of webbing as my shoes continue to dangle in the air. I should really come up with a way to remove webbings easier since aren't organic spider silk just fats and proteins anyways? Anyways, my shoes! I walk over to the same wall that now has a foot size bump and to try climbing again. But this time instead of going fingers first I want to try walking like normal. I walk up to the wall, leaving only a meter or so of space between us. I lift up my right leg to place my sock firmly on the wall. I gently wiggle my foot to see if I'm secure before pushing forward and lifting my left leg towards the wall.

WOOPS! BANG!

Who would have guessed. I can't walk on the walls with socks on. Big surprise Ned. Big surprise. SIGH. I roll away from the wall to push myself back on to my feet. If I hadn't gone through the metamorphosis and strengthened my super human body I'm pretty sure I would've had a concussion or two by now because the fall on my head sounded pretty bad. It felt like nothing but I gotta be more careful. I quickly take off my socks and begin climbing attempt number three…holy shit I'm a ninja now. I can't use chakra to stick but I can stick to walls with my feet and hands. Okay so, socks and shoes equal bad sticky. This can probably be applied to gloves and suits too. SIGH. Of course there's going to be a catch. Why can't I just have the regular shmegular shit Daddy Feige? ¿Like porque?

I keep walking upwards and once I'm almost to the ceiling I squat slightly to jump backwards into a flip before shooting out another web. The inertia of the jump cause my body to sing like a pendulum and at the very apex I cut off my web to free fall for just a moment. With the ground fast approaching I shoot out another web and pull myself towards the pillar of the building. My ass is tingling from the rapid acceleration and gravity that my body is going through in these swings. I try to adjust my angle of attack as I approach the pillar. My body was able to move out of the way just in time before I hit the support beam but now I'm about to wrap around the pillar as my web gets tangled up on the beam. I let go and with the sudden change of direction my speed ends up accelerating even more. "FUCK YEAH!!!" I can't help myself but grin in excitement as I shoot up another web to change my trajectory of hitting the ground into an upwards motion. I tuck in my limbs as I spin in the air for a few flips before landing feet first on the floor. "And 10 points to house Hufflepuff." I whisper in a mock announcement as my spine slight tingles from the sudden improvement of my agility.

I look up around the warehouse to admire my mess. "Looks like I need to clean up after myself. This look like the end of a certain Japanese video." I wave my hands around in the air as I pull the webbings towards me. I'm not really sure how I can dissolve them in the air so I summon a simple ball of water to mix the webs in. After a few seconds, the ball of water remained the same because spider silk is fucking hydrophobic, Ned. Just how dumb can you be? SIGH. I separate the two items so I can toss the ball of water at a wall away from me. Keeping the cotton ball of silk hovering above my hand I summon a little fire to burn away the silk.

POOF!

Now the warehouse looks like nobody has stepped a foot in here, ust like how I found it....except for the dent on one of the walls and a puddle of water on the other. But besides that everything looks pretty good. Now I guess it's time to go home. I could take a portal straight to the house or I could keep practicing my swinging a little bit more….but if I want to remain a vigilante I need to figure out how to get rid of the webbing at will so I don't leave behind evidence all over the city. Can I apply magic into my webs?

I try to apply a simple circle of misting water over my wrussy but the webs became mush the moment they came out. Hmm what if I try making a whip inside the webs? I create an orange golden circle in my hand and shrink the size down before moving it to my wrist. I shoot out another web and this one seems like normal except it has a slight simmering underglow to it like some RGB sleeved cables. It sticks about the same and it feels even sturdier than my regular webs. I deactivate the spell and POOF! the webbing dissolves into thin air. "Looks like I really am becoming a Mystic Spider™"

GRRR~~

Oh fuck now I gotta deal with my food problem again? I can feel my stomach growling as hunger and fatigue slowly creep through my body. Fuck don't tell me I gotta eat to keep making my webbings.