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Hi author here, today you will once again receive 2 chapters. Thank you very much for your support. Anyway, let's get right into the chapter.
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Acedia our little mc was currently thinking hard. Like literally, imagine smoke coming out of his ears (#spongebobreference).
NOW THE 0.01 cent question:
What did Acedia think about?
A: Amber turd memes?
B: The stuff Andy told him?
C: His past life family?
or maybe D: His PP?
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The correct answer is D: His PP (Pub Powers).
Acedia was in thought about what amazing things he could do with spatial manipulation because he had already forgotten what Andy said...in his defense, it was a lot. The only things he could remember were teleportation, portal thingy, telekinesis, and Inventory or something.
Well, thats the reason why he is the sin of sloth:
-Teleportation=never walking long distances again
-The portal thingy=same as teleportation
-Telekinises=ahh my phone is lying too far away I would have to move to get it, oh yeah I have telekinesis
-Inventory=have all the important stuff, like power bank, with you
Yep, he is indeed a lazy bastard. He fantasized a lot about all the stuff he doesn't have to do any more thanks to that.
TING-A-LING
The moment Acedia heard that his eyes widened and the only thing he could think of was [FINALLY a new customer here I come], but this wouldn't turn out as he imagined.
He looked up and he saw it.
Acedia: "NO! Impossible, I don't believe it. I thought she was only a myth"
Acedia's opponent slowly came closer with a threatening gaze.
Stranger: "So this is Siduri. I'd like to speak to the manager"
Acedia: "Ummm can I help in any way?"
Stranger: "My son was in here earlier and he purchased a sprite, but he was charged full price, even though the post I saw on Facebook says there is a 20% discount."
Acedia: "I don't know what post you could possibly mean."
Stranger: "It doesn't matter. Get me the manager RIGHT NOW!"
Acedia: "I am the manager! What's your name if I may ask?"
Stranger: "My name...Is...Karen
Acedia: "So...Karen..."
Karen: "Your useless employees sold my son drinks at full price!"
Acedia: "and what do you expect me to do about it? There are no posts on Facebook that say there is a 20% discount on drinks."
Karen: "It doesn't matter what you say the post is still there!"
Acedia: "I don't think you understand how this works. Like I said there are no Facebook posts, you literally have no power here."
Karen: "Have you not read the consumer rights act? Where it states quite clearly that any promotional material still on display is still valid!!!"
Acedia: "Is that all you've got Karen?"
Karen: "ooooo just warming up!"
Karen: "Consumer rights act!"
Acedia: "Circumstantial"
Karen: "Breaching company protocol"
Acedia: "irrelevant"
Karen: "customer is always right"
Acedia: "erroneous"
Karen: "How dare you talk back to me? I am the consumer!"
Acedia: "You've got some nerve coming into my store and harassing me!"
Karen: "I will be writing a review on your Facebook page! And on Google!"
Acedia: "Good luck I have both of these not! But thank you it's a good idea!"
Karen: "I am a registered google user!"
Acedia: "What does that even mean? As the manager of this store-"
Karen: "I will tell every mother I know not to let their sons come into Siduri"
Acedia: "I know you're used to waltzing around in other stores, but I won't stand for it! Not in my store Karen! You know it's people like you! It's people like you that give customers a bad name!"
Karen: "Tell me your employee number! I WILL REPORT YOU!!!"
Acedia: "You know what it's about time someone took a stand against you!
Karen: "You are so utterly disrespectful!"
Acedia: "Enough is enough!!!"
Karen: "You ass - how dare you even look at me!"
Acedia: "You know what Karen? Go fuck yourself"
After this sentence, Karen hurried out of the store, but before going through the door she said hatefully:
"I'll be back and in even greater numbers!!!"
Then she left and silence returned to the pub!
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