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"Wait... why can't I leave this body? What happened?"
This was what Ultron thought when he suddenly found himself trapped inside a robot female sex toy. He had ditched Nebula a while ago because she tried to resist him, making his work slow.
He was randomly traversing through various worlds, and as he passed through the sex planet Contraxia, he found himself stuck in a sex robot. No matter what he did, he couldn't leave it, and the whole time he just saw the robot move on its own and get f*cked by various aliens.
"How can a sex robot be more complex than me? I am Ultron, the most advanced AI in the universe." he wondered.
"Most advanced AI? Sure. Most advanced being? Hell no." Hector's voice resounded to Ultron. "Enjoy your stay before you're erased."
Hector retracted his mind from the mind stone and looked around at the busy geniuses still trying to work together and defeat Ultron. He decided not to tell them that he had already neutralized the target.
After all, since he was planning his retirement, their ability to work together was one of the checkmarks that needed to be ticked.
"Diana, Moony... let's go home. They can keep working on it. I have a movie premiere to attend and a nationwide address to make." he grabbed his wife and kids and ducked off the ship.
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Earth.
Washington theater in LA had a huge crowd. Hector came to attend the premiere of the movie 'The President'. The giant posters riddled the whole open space as celebrities and politicians came one after another to get their photos clicked. Hector arrived with Diana, Moony and Fenris as all expected.
He was wearing his regular red coat military uniform, but Diana was wearing a beautiful gown. Meanwhile, Moony had a bowtie, and Fenris had a cute little flower headband.
"Madam First Lady! Please look here!" From the crowd, a male voice felt recognizable to Diana. She looked and recognized the man.
"He's the Eddie Brock I told you about. Didn't know he turned into a paparazzi." She revealed to Hector.
However, Hector recognised the man's name and wondered if he already had the Symbiote in him. ~Only one way to check.~ He waved at the man. "Come along, boy. You can watch the movie with us. The man to bring down Kingpin should get a free ticket."
Eddie didn't waste a moment and took the opportunity to jump in. He then offered to click more photos for them as their personal photographer for the evening.
"Woof!" Moony barked at him.
Hector laughingly explained. "He wants you to take his and Fenris' photos."
"They are cute." Eddy started to take Moony's picture.
However, inside Eddy's head, a war was going on with a strange monstrous voice. Eddie tried to reject while the voice tried to possess his body.
~No, we discussed this before. You only get to take my body when it's your meal time, or I'm in danger.~
~Shut up, Eddie, and do as I say. Kneel before this man. He's my king. I can feel it on a genetic level... he's my creator! My daddy!~
~W-What? Are you drunk or something? Stop messing with my big break and stay silent.~ Eddie did his best to ignore the leech in his body and kept clicking the photos.
The event proceeded as planned, and soon the theatre was packed. Hector sat at the front with Diana, Moony, and Fenris. The movie was also being shown in 3D, but Hector was not a fan of it. The 3D glasses made everything seem darker for some reason.
The lights quickly dimmed, and all eyes stuck to the screen as there were no shitty pre-credits or production studios' logos.
The ambient noise of wind shrouded everyone's ears while the screen stayed utterly black. However, the wind's noise was soon accompanied by the intensifying sound of horses trotting on the road. Then more sounds took over; these new ones felt similar to firecrackers.
As the sound seemed close to the ears, the screen slowly lit up and showed the scenes of a horse carriage making quick way to the Mount Vernon estate. On the wide street, some adults and kids were burning firecrackers. Then the date appeared on the screen '4th July 1870.'
With that resounded the old hoarse voice of Harrison Ford, narrating the story of his own character. "My father was obsessed with our family's legacy. I reckon since he was unsuccessful in everything he ever touched, he had started to feel a weight on his shoulder... pulling him down.
"Desperate men often agree to do things a sane one would laugh at. He was a desperate man.... a very desperate man."
As he said that, the scenes continued, and the carriage stopped in front of the Washington family manor. A man in a long white coat jumped down from it and hurriedly picked up his suitcase. Then he ran straight into the manor.
The servants quickly guided him into the house and into the room Janet King Washington was lying in bed. Her husband, Oliver Washington, consoling her.
Then the moment the doctor barged in, Oliver Washington jumped to his feet. "Can you do it?"
The doctor seemed conflicted. "Ah... y-yes. But there is a lot of risk to her life. To have a child forcefully extracted a month early... that's..."
"I know, but he must be born on the 4th of July. That's what the family needs... that's what my ancestor would have wanted. Janet has agreed, so do it, doctor." Oliver insisted.
The doctor glanced at the woman with pity. She constantly smiled and nodded at him, saying, "I have agreed to it, doctor."
The doctor knew that the woman most likely didn't have much say in this, but he proceeded with the procedure. He had two nurses who prepared the room and all items needed for a C-section.
"My father was clearly not a very intelligent man. His hunger for the continuation of the family legacy had spread like a disease that started affecting others."
The following scenes showed a slightly unsettling scene of the doctor making a cut on Janet's belly. Then the camera moved right with the doctor's back, obstructing the view for a few seconds in which the baby was taken out. The sounds of the sticky mess were audible, however. It raised many goosebumps.
However, only the short scene of the little baby being passed to the nurse was seen as the doctor rushed to check Janet. Her body started twitching uncontrollably. Her blood pressure started to fall too low.
A minute later, everything stopped, and the doctor merely checked her pulse. He sighed in defeat and sadness. "S-She... I'm afraid we couldn't save he..."
The doctor was left speechless when he saw Oliver Washington not even looking at his wife. Instead, he was smiling and talking to the boy in his arms.
Harrison's voice felt more chilling this time. "You see, I was born on the day of freedom—to be caged for years to come."
The next scene showed Hector at ten years old and already learning how to shoot guns, play the piano, give speeches, and do mathematics and statistics. In addition, various teachers taught him geography, civics, and history.
But he was never allowed to leave the house. Never allowed to make friends. He hated his father, as shown by his angry glares whenever Oliver would scold him for something petty. And he missed his mother, whose photos and the last name were all he had as a memory.
With nothing to do, he gave his best at everything. No matter which subject, he tried his best, ignoring the isolation in his heart. But that was all about to change when one evening he read the newspaper and saw an advertisement for the army's volunteer division.
"So at sixteen, I gave my father what he always wanted, this time against his will. I went on to build my own legacy."
The scenes showed him standing in line to get a medical test done. It looked funny when he was asked to take a long breath and inflate his chest.
"But the army life was much different, as no servant walked around to serve. Nobody gave a damn what my surname was. Everyone was in it for themselves. But still, for some reason, I fit in the army like bacon on the breakfast table."
The scenes showed him laughing with other soldiers and playing with a baseball. By that time, he had also started to grow a short beard.
"I never had friends, so I made friends. I never got to play around, so I played around... I never got to shoot my gun... so I shot it... on people."
The scenes changed and this time showed them in a war campaign. It was a long 15-minute war sequence where Hector saves his battalion by throwing away a bottled bomb that fell among them. Then he proceeded to shoot his enemy precisely.
"The Spanish-American war was not easy. But we won it, and by its end, I was captain Hector King Washington, the rising star of the Army."
Scenes of him receiving medals and promotions appeared. Hector's whole life was being reflected. To most people, it felt too unreal because of how quickly the world was changing in the scenes. But that was the actual case from the late 1800s to the mid-1900s.
The movie was two hours and ten minutes long. Nobody was going to complain, however, since Hector was too old and this much time was needed to tell the story of his life.
Slowly, the scenes kept changing. Hector kept avoiding dating and women overall and stayed focused on his goal. He had decided he was going to shut his father up by getting to the rank of Lieutenant General, at least. The same rank George Washington had.
The scenes slowly went on with excellent music. Then, at last, by the end of World War 1, he was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant-General after 22 years of service.
"However, sometimes you regret not reading those letters you were saving for later. During the war, my father wrote about his illness and his deteriorating health. I didn't even know... and it was too late when I knew.
"I retired from the Army after that and decided to enter politics. I wished to be people's father figure because I never had one despite there being a father."
[A/N: It's basically his life from chapter 2 now.]
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The scene of Hector standing in the middle of Auschwitz's dead body dumping ground and Erik nearby crying, screaming to find his parents turned even the strongest of hearts into a crying mess.
Hector's shaken eyes, his conflicted expressions. All were captured perfectly by Harrison Ford's acting. Moony in the movie was the real Moony, so his acting was impeccable too.
But the world saw in this movie the day when Hector decided to change war entirely and go after Berlin directly. If he had not, millions more would have died in camps.
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The movie kept going for a long time. All the way until he disappeared in 1988, and the country held a state funeral. People mourned across the world. Then as soon as the first heap of sand was shovelled on his lowered casket, the screen turned black, and credits rolled.
However, near the mid-credit, the screen lit up again, and the real scene of Hector jumping from the Quin-Jet into New York City appeared. Aliens were besieging the city during that time.
Then the screen turned black again with big letters. "See You Soon"
And that was the end of the movie. It was very different from normal biopics because most people don't have as adventurous life as Hector. Then a standing ovation was given for no reason, and everyone followed to the afterparty.
Hector, however, teleported back to the East Coast into the White House because he had set the cameras up in the Oval Office.
As he had ordered, Nick Fury was already waiting for him there, looking confused.
"Okay, I will be starting the live broadcast on my youtube channel. I need you to stand here beside me like a statue." He ordered the bald man.
"You got it, mister president."
"Good, here we go." Hector clicked the button and waited for people to tune in.
In a few minutes, the number reached 39 million. This was enough for him, so he made a serious face. He was sitting by his office desk, arms folded on it. He looked straight into the camera and announced. "Currently, it is 10 PM here. Effective midnight, I shall be resigning from the position of the President of the United States of America..."
Boom—it was like a silent explosion that woke up the world.
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