His First Time Blushing

(From Demetrius's Perspective)

"Took you long to figure out," I said.

She moved impatiently in the bathtub. "You... That's your fault! You never even gave a hint! How am I supposed to know that it was you?"

"I gave a hint, you know."

"Not that I know of."

"Remember when you told me about the roses? That time, didn't you notice my reaction?"

"Well, you looked weird."

"Perhaps, but I was not too angry. My wife, do you think that your husband will stay quiet after hearing you talking about roses that someone else gave you? No matter if it was a woman or a man, or it was in the past or in the present- I would track that person down to ask why they did so," I said. 

"You're... strange."