Um...

Me: Hey! You didn't let me do the first move!

Raichu: Who cares? It's a freaking pokemon battle we can attack anytime.

Me: That's not tru-

All so a sudden I'm pushed down with a paw choking my neck.

Raichu: Listen here punk! This is the wild not sweet fair paradise where everyone around us is soft. We don't battle for fun we do it to SURVIVE! Just because you live with humans is gonna be the same as here. Now, are u gonna fight or stay on the ground whimpering like the coward you are?

Me:N..No Sir!

Raichu: Are you a coward?

Me:N..No Sir!

Raichu: Now fight me like a man!

Me: Alright!

Raichu: Hit me with ur best shot!

And the dude fell down dead.

I think I just committed murder.

Me: Um...

I'M DOOMED!

*Stomach rumbles*

Looks like it's time to get some food!