I Sense a Yandere

Gojo was singing a reiterated version of "I See a Dreamer" which was "I Sense a Yandere"

Gojo had already known that Kurumi was stalking him again.

"As the day passes by."

"I sense the yandere from a way"

"Wanna kill some pretty girls cause you want me for yourself!"

Kurumi was watching as Gojo was singing a catchy tune, only problem was... Why did it sound like he was singing about her.

"Risk it all for me"

"Get rid of all the flees!"

"Watching me"

"Stalking like a bee to a white haired handsome me"

"Only wanting me naturally!"

Kurumi could not get the feeling that Gojo was singing about her. Her expression changed when she watched Gojo clasp his hands together before disappearing.

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Gojo had spent most of his days relaxing and using his UCW he did have to say that the flavour was beginning to get boring. Gojo had already known Kurumi was there.

"Kurumi I know what I'm gonna do today!"

Kurumi didn't respond and just sighed and thought "Why did I even follow this guy?"

Gojo went to Ocean Park to have some fun while Kurumi stalked him while he didn't mind much it just meant that Kurumi might sneak into his house.

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Gojo quickly made his way to one of the slides and he went even faster due to infinity so he had no drag acting upon him.

Gojo spent half the day there before moving onto an amusement park. Walking in he embraced the atmosphere until he looked to the right. "HUH!" Gojo saw Shido with Kotori and Yoshino.

Gojo separated from them and began having the time of his life. Nothing compared to camping out in the cold just to fix a singularity.

*BOOM*

Gojo sighed as he warped to the sound of the explosion. Kurumi who was behind Gojo on the ride decided to check on the action.

Gojo saw Origami shooting at Kotori who was fighting back while Yoshino was scared. Gojo suddenly remembered past Gojo's memories on the situation of the Star Plasma Vessel. His eyes grew deranged as he remembered why Getou defected in the first place.

The fighters saw Gojo chuckling before gaining a crazed look in his eyes.

"heheheHEHEH so shooting everything just cause you don't like it. You remind me of Getou, but even then I could understand him."

"But I don't understand YOU."

Kurumi watched as Gojo grew insane as his memories flooded his brain. Kurumi giggled and decided at then that he would be her's.

Gojo kept continuing "Really? Searching for someone to blame is such a pain."

Origami was startled as the ground was rumbling from Gojo's mood.

"Someone once told me that his grandpa said this "It doesn't have to be everyone, just help the people around you, help as much as you can." So I guess I'm gonna help the victims."

Origami zoomed towards Gojo as dust surrounded them fogging their vision. As the vision cleared they saw Origami on the ground with Gojo munching on his UCW.

"Damn I'm so lucky that you can change the flavour, how did I not see this?"

Origami was enraged as someone was trying to stop her from achieving her revenge. Origami got off the ground and faced Gojo only for him to grab her wrist before spinning her around and knocking her into the air.

Origami got up as fast as she could only for Gojo to appear in front of her and giving her a tap to the temple.

Her eyes rolled back as she slumped onto the ground unconscious. Kurumi watched all this as she licked her lips. Gojo instantly felt fear course through his spine, he looked around left and right before deeming it safe.

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"I just know that he's the one for me"

Kurumi disappeared and let her clones do all the work as she had a hobby of stalking her will be boyfriend. There is no refusal if he says yes then happy ending if he says no he'll still say yes cause I'll take his sweets hostage.

Kurumi had made a profile on Gojo's weaknesses and one of them was his cookie jar.

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Gojo had just woken up and it was the weekends....

...

"Wait a moment, why is there a note stuck to my roof?"

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Note:

"I know where you live."

"Your sleeping positions are quite amusing"

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A scream permeated through the neighbourhood.

Gojo was just hanging out with the stalking Kurumi who still acted as she was not there. Shido was running around the place searching for Gojo. Each time he arrived at the spot, Gojo would be at another. Shido was panting as he thought "What the hell is he to have that stamina?"

Shido finally caught up only for Gojo to try leave. Shido quickly approached him before the Fraxinus teleported the two of them up.

Kotori immediately confronted Gojo as she began to speak until Gojo interrupted.

"Teleportation, cool I can do that too!"

Gojo wave his hand with a peace sign before saying.

"Peace out."

He vanished by the time his hands hand finished the wave.

"GOJO SATORU!"

Gojo then continued stocking up on sweets before heading home. On the way he found the haremist, Shido Itsuka.

Shido asked about Gojo's powers and stuff which Gojo replied. "I just use Cursed Techniques which are powered by curse energy"

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Gojo had a fun day as he headed to sleep....

He woke up at night only to find Kurumi sitting on top of him in her Astral Dress. Her red eye was glowing with madness while her clock eyes was glowing gold.

"Satoru-kun! Won't you love me?"

Gojo screamed as a thirsty Yandere was sitting on him. Kurumi hearing this vanished as well.

Gojo sighed in relief until he looked at his wardrobe.

Two glowing eyes, red and golden were staring at him through the small crack. The wardrobe slowly opened to find multiple Kurumi's.

"Peace"

Gojo left those words before he knocked himself out.

Kurumi giggled as her eyes gleamed even more brighter.

Gojo could not even find peace in his dreams as she was everywhere.

"WHY!"