A Servant Not a Servant

Gojo was feeding Ophis when a blue window popped up in front of him.

[MESSAGE]

"Hey there so I'm the one that sent you here and I've decided you've been here long enough say bye to Ophis."

Gojo didn't have time to react as he was engulfed in a bright light.

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Rin Tohsaka had just summoned a servant and forced it to obey by using a command seal. She was incredibly frustrated while her servant was shouting at her for wasting a command seal on something so pointless. A bright light filled the room before another servant popped out. The servant around the age of 17 was wearing a blindfold with black jacket and pants and had white hair.

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Gojo had just opened his eyes to find a familiar face, Rin Tohasaka from fate?

Gojo turned around and looked at Emiya(Archer) and immediately came up with an explanation.

Rin Tohasaka immediately shouted "Who are you?" Archer readied his stance.

Gojo opened his mouth to speak "I am a servant not servant!" He said all that and then gave out a happy smile with a thumbs up. Archer was thinking that the circumstance should be impossible. Rin was confused "Servant not servant?" Gojo attempted to clarify "I'm sort of a servant but not a servant to anybody. Therefore not a servant." Rin sort of understood and asked "What class are you?" Gojo thought about it and decided on Caster.

Archer had just received a danger signal from Gojo and decided to dispatch the servant. Not blowing his cover he summoned a bow before shooting an arrow at Gojo. To Archer's surprise the arrow stopped just before it hit him before dropping to the ground with a clang. Rin looked shocked as her servant had just attacked a servant without a master and the white haired servant had stopped the arrow without anything.

"I am Gojo Satoru!" With that Gojo disappeared into thin air. Rin was confused as this was too fast, a note came fluttering down. She picked it up and a rough drawing of his face was on there with a thumbs up.

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Gojo was surprised that his card was still accepted as currency. "Hehehehe" Gojo immediately ran to the nearest candy shop and splurged on all his favourites.

Gojo had been searching for Gilgamesh's home as he figured that Gilgamesh must have some sweets that are legendary.

He had found it and he saw the king himself laughing like crazy. Gojo put his phone on silence and took a video and saved it as Gigglemesh. The king turned around to open the Gates Of Babylon Gojo quickly snuck and entered the gate. Gilgamesh closed the gate without sensing anything and just sipped his glass of wine.

Gojo found himself in a vast gold space as he looked around for things. A smell of sweet aromas started making it's way to his nose. Gojo naturally followed the scent like a leash until it lead him to a jar.

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Timeskip:

Gilgamesh was fighting against Berserker and Illya. Weapons were piercing through Berserker until shit hit him? Gilgamesh grew confused as he was sure that there was no shit in his treasury. He fired a few more times and Berserker stood over Illya protecting her from the faecal matter. Gilgamesh was infuriated as he kept on shooting until a person was shot out of his gate?

Gojo had taken a shit and wiped his ass with the king's toilet paper. He just had to wait for the king to use his gates. A few gold ripples appeared as weapons were attracting to them before being launched out. Some shit got launched before Gojo snatched a few treasures and jumped into the ripple.

Gilgamesh was confused as a person was shot out of his gates? The person was around 17 years old and wore a blindfold with white hair and black jacket with pants. The persona could also be seen holding his refilling cookie jar with crumbs on his mouth indicating usage.

Gilgamesh became infuriated upon seeing his treasures in the hands of the teen. Gojo just smiled and gave a thumbs up. Without warning Gilgamesh launched a spear at him only for it to stop. Gilgamesh shouted out "What did you do mongrel!" Gojo smiled having to repeat the same lines over and over again. "Your spear hasn't stopped it has slowed down infinitely. It hit the infinity between you and me." Gilgamesh was thinking "BULLSHIT" there was no way that an ability like that was possible.

Rin and Shirou were watching as the servant from before had come out of the gate while carrying some weapons. Rin had finally understood what had happened to Archer in the basement. She listened on for any potential clues on how to defeat the servant.

Illya was watching as the boy who had saved her was about to be pierced by a spear. But nothing happened, she opened her eyes to see the spear stop just a few centimetres before his face. Illya felt happy when her saviour had survived and was strong.

Gojo decided that if Gilgamesh wanted everything then he would give him everything.

Illya watched as the white haired boy pull down the blindfold leaving his hair drooping down. His eyes were exposed as they were beautiful, they were like clouds trapped in crystal clear blue. A few words brought her back to reality.

"Dismiss your servant unless you want him dead."

Illya decided to trust in this boy who had saved her. She was surprised when she felt his hands on her shoulder before he let out a few words that would haunt Gilgamesh for eternity.

"Domain Expansion: Infinite Void"

Gilgamesh saw the space the colours and the atoms before arriving at a black empty part of space that had a black hole in the middle. All attempts at moving proved to be impossible.

Illya watched as the powerful Gilgamesh could not even move in this space.

Gilgamesh was confused until Gojo clarified for him.

"Every action needed in living is repeated and infinite amount of times overloading the brain causing you to slowly die if left alone. When you're given everything you can only do nothing."

Gilgamesh watched in terror as Gojo slowly walked over to him. Gojo decided to just keep him a bit longer to just make his motor functions malfunction.

Rin and Shirou watched as the black orb dissipated leaving the King of Heroes face first eating the dirt.

Gojo looked over to Rin and Shirou, who were surprised that he knew. "Enjoying the show? I'm gonna leave this loli at your house." Before Shirou could argue Gojo had already disappeared from the spot leaving a confused Berserker scratching his head.