Ice Town

Is the cold recent?! 

It feels as if someone decided to apply an ice age filter to a picture, it feels slightly out of place. The vegetation underneath is flourishing …or was. How long before it all wither thanks to the cold? 

Still, I do my best to descend slowly …until I slip! Afterward happens the longest and craziest ride!

*BAM* 

*CRASH* 

[AAHHHHH!] 

I keep smashing into various rocks and whatnot but even these are so slippery that I keep sliding nonetheless! This feels like one of these endless dreams where no matter what you do you cannot resist! 

"This actually looks fun… a shame I don't have a body to try it…."

[It's not! I have ice shards coming up my ass!] 

"Don't worry, at first it feels weird, but then it starts feeling good and…"

[Screw you! I am worried!] 

I do not want to have my anal virginity taken by some ice! Actually…. remove the 'by some ice' part! Don't want it taken period!