Ultimate Prank

Itachi made deep eye contact with Haruko as he mused over his thoughts. Haruko had been reliable to this point, and had performed admirably in the endeavors Itachi had set out for him. Itachi nodded his head "So how are we going to go about this?"

Haruko nodded, and morphed his biology by including the DNA of both Itachi's parents. He stood there looking like a mix between sasuke, and itachi, and plucked his own eyes out before handing them to itachi. Itachi looked surprised for a moment before taking his eyes. Haruko couldn't quite see, but he could feel all around him, and he felt Itachi remove his own eyes before handing them over. Haruko set the eyes in place, and the black disk formed on his hands, healing the eye correctly, and instantly. Itachi also inserted the new eyes, and Haruko similarly healed them as well as spent some time healing his lungs. Itachi met eyes with Haruko, and their Mangekyo now matched perfectly. A mixture of Itachi's pinwheel, and Haruko's. Instead of the original 6 arms sticking out there were now nine, 3 looking like tendrils, 3 looking like sword blades, and 3 matching the pinwheel of Itachi.

With one last look down at Sasuke, Itachi made to leave before Haruko asked "What abilities did you gain from my eyes?"

"I can increase the speed of my thought's, I can view memories of the past for those stuck in tsukuyomi, and I can tell what Kekki Genkai a target has by looking at them."

"Great you didn't horribly mutate like I was scared of."

"What"

"Nothing, anyway you better get out of here. Don't worry, I'll take care of him." Harukko motioned towards Sasuke, and made his way to leave.

Itachi pulled out a sealed letter, and left it next to Sasuke telling him what happened, and to blame Itachi for it. To make him the center of Sasuke's hate so he may become strong enough.

Haruko hastily made his way out of the Uchiha clan area, and made his way home. Upon returning Kakashi had given him a look, but a hand held high from Haruko clearly said 'Not tonight' Haruko made his way into his room, and collapsed upon his bed, and didn't wake for several hours.

While Haruko slept, Naruto had awoken. Naruto was pissed over Haruko's actions, but decided to seek out Kakashi for some answers. Entering the living area he found Kakashi reading his little book, and lazing around on the couch.

"Kakashi Sensei, what happened tonight?"

"Naruto… It's difficult to explain." Kakashi shook his head, and set down his book. Naruto took a seat across from Kakashi. "Please explain it to me."

"To put it into the simplest of terms, Haruko cleaned up after a mess created by the village."

"I need more detail than that Kakashi. I'm not that dumb."

"The Uchiha clan was conspiring and forming a coup. Itachi, and a few others from that clan were working towards avoiding it, and preventing any serious damage. However Lord Third's actions, as well as Danzo's continued to stoke the flames of rebellion. Itachi knowing his family wouldn't give up decided to make the ultimate sacrifice for the village. He eliminated his own clan, presumingly leaving only his little brother alive. He asked Haruko to clean up after him to prevent any of his family's bodies from ending up in the hands of Danzo."

"He made Haruko see all those dead bodies? That's awful! Haruko is just a kid!"

"Haruko is a ninja regardless of age, he has hardened himself for reality, something you'll be needing to do soon. Death is a common occurrence in our world."

Naruto was having difficulty with the situation, but he nodded his head. "What about his little brother? He's not going to be able to live by himself in that giant area!"

"Sasuke will be fine, he will grow from this event, and you'll be meeting him soon in the academy."

"I better make sure he's okay then. I'll be like Haruko, and make sure he has a best friend to rely on!"

"Focus on yourself Naruto, I know you have a heart of gold, but you have enough on your plate. You don't need his baggage too."

Naruto scratched the back of his neck "Kakashi, what's that thing you're always saying? Those who abandon their teammates, and friends are worse than scum?"

"Don't use my teachings against me! Besides, you're neither friends, nor teammates."

"We will be soon in the academy, besides if Danzo wanted all those bodies, and Haruko stole them doesn't that mean Sasuke is the only source for Danzo?"

"Sasuke is untouchable. That was part of Itachi's deal to wipe out his clan. If Danzo tries, Itachi will return for his head."

"How do you know all this?" Naruto asked while tapping his chin.

"Because Lord Third trusts me as I'm in charge of you two. I'm kept up to date with all things relevant within the village, and all of Danzo's moves."

"Fair enough I guess, anyway I'm now going to abuse Haruko for being a brat! BYE!"

Naruto sped off to set up his most elaborate prank yet, he returned to the house with several bucket's of water, a few chalkboard cleaners, several things of glitter, and confetti, as well as six cream pies.

An elaborate system of ropes decorated their shared room, in particular one bucket was sitting just in front of Haruko's face, connected by a rope through the ceiling.

The sun had already risen, and Haruko began to stir awake. Slowly lifting himself up to stretch his forehead lightly moved the bucket set in front of him. Horror filled his eyes as he looked up, and saw the rope holding the bucket break the final strand that was hardly holding it up. The water pail began to fall into his lap, which he quickly caught before jumping out of the way of the glitter bomb which had been triggered, only to trip on another rope which released confetti all throughout the room. Haruko's eyes span to his three tomoe sharingan, and began to analyze everything happening around him before swiftly dodging a cream pie which went flying for his head. Haruko ducked under another pie and sent his way before using shunshin out of the window assuming it was the safe area.

He was proven wrong when he saw a series of 10 Naruto clones waiting for him all armed with chalk dusters aimed at his head. While falling he deflected each of them trying his best to remain clean. Ducking under the balcony Haruko made his way inside, and evaded several more traps, and 3 more pies before finally feeling safe, he had managed to make it through all of that still clean, and naruto would have a ton of cleaning to do. Kakashi entered the living room holding his book, and looked all around before shouting "NARUTO!" Quick footsteps herald the arrival of the blond boy whose face was sheer disappointment upon seeing Haruko completely spotless.

"Darn it! How did you manage that!"

"I've just got the skills Naruto. Step up your game!" Haruko began a mighty laugh which caused him to close his eyes. In that one moment he had shut his eyes, Kakashi used shunshin right to Haruko, and slammed the final cream pie into his face causing him to fall backwards.

"You too, Kakashi?" Pulling off his best julius caesar impression Haruko dramatically "Died"

Naruto began jumping up, and down. His clones then mobbed into the house, and they all began celebrating.

"Naruto clean all this up, or else you're doing nothing but reading, and comprehension work until the academy starts."

"YES SIR!!" 11 Naruto all shouted at once, while poor Haruko laid upon the ground slowly cleaning his face off using his tongue.

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