Excape!

I slept off again, maybe because my brain was exhausted from all the journey to heaven stuff, but I woke up immediately I heard noises from the background

"Oh dear God!" I heard as I turned to look at a chubby nurse.

"You're awake! Finally! I need to tell the doctor" she said before running out of the room.

Soon she came back with a doctor right behind her, and she started checking my vitals while the nurse watched from a distance, I haven't said a single word since I woke up, I just don't want to talk.

"Hey there, my name is doctor Iris and I've been watching over you for over two months now" she smiled

"What!!" was the first thing I said

two freaking months? I've been out for two months?

"You mean two weeks right?" I looked at her.

"No, I did say two months right nurse?"

"Yes ma'am" the chubby nurse replied.

"Oh no! oh no! what's today's date?"