the great bearded god

I DIED, I DIED BY TRUCK-KUN!

and its time for me to be isekaied to another world!

we were surrounded by darkness, and a giant head, with the massive beard, so long that it seemed to reach earth below...

it surrounded earth, and seemed to form the clouds on the planet.... the beard glowed majestically...

"i know what your going to ask...." his voice boomed in my ears.... as his massive blue eyes peered towards me... "my beard is the stairway to heaven."

he sighed... "all you youngsters pulling on this old ones beard, just to get your piece of the pie, oh how it gives my back a good ache..."

he said so, as his body was slowly revealed, from the light of his beard...

he was massive like a titan... and he seemed to be all encompassing...

he smiled towards me... and continued "on to business.... you are here, because you were chosen... you are to be granted wishes, three of them to be exact, and to be reincarnated into the world of my hero academia..."

excited, my cape fluttered behind me, majestically, as i died on the way to akahibara... dressed up as sasori...

"so the time has finally come?" i said dramatically... the god played along with my minor Role play.... and nodded sagely...

"than...."

1: EMS - eternal Mangekyo sharingan with the potential to evolve to RInnegan

2: Power of Yamamoto's zanpakuto, power, and memories, i want byakuyas zanpakuto and zangetsu to be fused with yamamotos ryujin jakka... this also includes hollowfication powers on the level of ichigos espada form

3: power to travel the multiverse

as for my background... i wish to be born as All mights son, when he was in his prime... my mother died during child birth and to look like karna from the fate series.

the god nodded... and than his beard glowed brighter than the sun itself.. and than... darkness...