220. the journey continues?

I'm sure your all wondering what I'm going to do now that I can finally cultivate. Am I going to go out and search for monsters and use the pressure from battle to make myself have explosive cultivation increases?

No that's retarded. What does fighting monsters or demonic beasts have anything to do with raising cultivation. Here's what I'm really going to do boys. I'm going to sit in my realm and relax and slowly build up my cultivation with nice breaks to play video games inbetween.

I mean do you know how long it takes to get a 99 slayer cape in runescape so you can flex to all your friends at the bank? I'm not going to give up my progress just to run around punching wild animals.

Closed door cultivation you say? Listen here I have a strict schedule I like to keep. It's wake up from cuddling make breakfast for myself and the waifus. Water my new garden with hinata and kurumi. Make sure my kingdom hasn't blown itself up or deidara has done it for me. Participate in scheduled training which now includes cultivation. Have a filling lunch and spend time with the women folk. Go back to training and then after some time head off to the workshop to learn new skills and practice old ones so I don't get rusty. It's quite relaxing building things. Then we finish with some more cultivation until dinner. After dinner we wash away the hard work of the day with a dip in the hotsping noble phantasm. Then we head over to the sitting room for cuddles and tv. After this we head to bed for more cuddles and random tv while the girls fight over who gets to sleep on the inside tonight. My room has turned into a kind of giant blanket and pillow fortress. The floor was replaced with bed and now we enjoy good times like this.

If your cultivation life doesn't look anything like this then you fucked up somewhere.

*Distant REEEES in the background*

But what about the plot of the story you say? I'm in a realm where it's 100:1 and yun che did months of training before heading off to wherever. Do the math.

Oh so I'm planning to just wait around and get super strong before going out and doing whatever? Wrong. I'm going to live my life and do whatever cause cultivation doesn't control my life.

Fighting against the evils of the world you say? Nah man I'm going to glue some googly eyes on the toaster. For fame and glory? I can see that enough if I go to the kingdom I'm still being worshipped. I'm just going to watch cat videos and laugh.

'But the.....' *me casually making marshmallows with phoenix fires.* 'And what about the...' *me pruning my herb garden*.

'You have almost unlimited potential and power and your grooming your oregano plant?!?!' Yeah the good life.

I can't wait for those nitpicky people in the lower chapters to reach these new ones and just explode. I can feel my ratings dropping already and it feels great.

A bit of time passes and on the outside a nice event is about to take place. You see some elders from the burning heaven sect of whatever fiery names sect they come from have decided to attack a high level beast in the area. This beast happens to be higher cultivation than the 5 of them. It's an emperor level dragon. But it hides it's cultivation so it looks weaker and attracts idiots and can be used a life saving measure.

My clone outside disperses to let me know about this. I quickly follow behind them under invisibility and with my cultivation hidden using deaths cloak. Now I know what you guys are thinking.

There's no was I can fight off such high level opponents and you would be absolutely correct I cant.

But I have a plan. Things go well at first for the burning heaven sect as the dragon acts weak to lure them in to a false sense of security. But then boom he goes full power and tries to end them all in one go. One of the older members does a noble thing and tries to sacrifice himself to buy time for the other 4 elders to escape. it works perfectly by using all his life force and power he slows the dragon down.

But what's this? Black chains with spikes seem to be caging them all in with the dragon. Ooh tough luck. The dragon quickly kills them off thinking he can get out from such puny chains but he would be wrong.

The more he struggles the more he gets wrapped up in the almost unbreakable chains. Breathing fire? Useless. Finally when he's wrapped up more than Hermione and Tayuya last evening I show up.

"Yo Mr.Dragon sorry I had to do something like this but hey its a dog eat dog world." as I'm not physically strong enough to break it's scales or anything I take the easy way out and have my ninja body suck out its soul.

This is the kind of bad stuff that happens when you get caught up in battle and Don't notice a giant dome of chains surrounding you. I store the body of the Dragon in my gate as this is good eating for cultivation. if I remember yun che used it to skyrocket his cultivation by leaps and bounds. Am I going to do that? Nah I'll make some dragon jerky for snacks though.

Finally onto the part fans have been waiting for. I loot the dead elders of their spacial rings and head into the dragons cave. Looting all the fire based plants and gaining a kingdom level in the process. These will be good for a volcano style background.

Finally I get to the evil gods fire seed. People will know that this seed basically gives me full immunity to all fires and gives insight to fire based laws.

I pop the seed into my gate then take it out and swallow it.

By now the fans are probably like haha it also increases cultivation base explosively we've got you now.

I just have the system hold all that extra energy til I'm higher cultivation and it becomes useless. yeet.