Chapter Two

I fell asleep on the bed, and another screen popped up. I sighed, and decided I'd kick the person who designed the sleep system. That, however, would have to be later.

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Would you like to SIGN OUT

Y/N

]

I grunted, and clicked the Yes button. Immediately, the dark space around me morphed into reality. I removed my helmet at got changed into a red plaid t-shirt with some black pants.

"Damnit, all my other clothes are dirty!"

I sighed as I gave up, and walked outside. I needed some food, VR couldn't satiate hunger and thirst, after all. I grabbed my phone from my pocket and opened Flappy Bird.

*tap tap. Taptaptaptaptaptap*

"****."

*tap tap. taptaptap. tap. taptaptaptaptap.*

"****."

I walked down the sidewalk, slightly angry at the game. I continued tapping, only to die as I bumped into some moron. I glared at him as he looked at me arrogantly. "Watch where you're going, ****face." I spewed out hatefully, as he also began glaring at me.

"Apologize, you fat twink!" He said this with a smirk on his face. Oh, how I wanted to beat him up! I grabbed his shirt and pulled him in front of me and I said, angrily;

"Come into that ally way. Let's duke it out, you retard! I'll beat your *** you'll cry to heaven!" I threw him back after letting go of his shirt and walked into the alleyway. There weren't cameras here. He smirked again, and threw a punch.

I ducked, and rammed my head into his abdomen and I continually kneed his groin. I could hear him start groaning in pain, until he slammed my back with his hands.

"**** your mom!"

As he was ready to kick me, a large green some encircled me as I floated up to me feet. "**** my mom? **** your sister!" I shouted as I slammed my fist into his face, a green aura surrounding it. He immediately toppled down.

"Holy crap! What kind of monster are you!?"

Who said that? This guys mouth isn't moving. What the ****? I looked up from him to see another guy. I was already drained, I shouldn't go into another fight, but...

"I'll keep your secret! Don't hurt me!"

I glared at him as I stepped over the ugly persons body. I noticed he had a VR suit and Helmet in a bag, and I thought of something. "You. Have your heard of the Wujin clan?" I asked him, not polite at all.

"Yeah, why?"

I smiled, relieved I could resolve this. I didn't like people impersonating us, but many regular people had joined my last Guild. "How about you join it, and not speak of this incident?" He looked a bit shocked, but then immediately said yes. "Alright then. I'm sure you know how our usernames work. Pick a name that's a class, but with an _ in front of it."

He nodded, his crazy blonde hair tied into a pony tail swaying as he did so. That's kind of... feminine? Also, his clothes are... whatever. He walked away. "Wait! Give me your phone number." We exchanged, as I left him behind in the alleyway to go shop. I walked up to the front door, breathing a bit heavily, and opened it.

Time skipping to Game Release. Plot Time, woohoo!

I excitedly put the suit on, stretching my arms and legs as I put the helmet on and lied on the bed. The same, comical icon appeared as it started up. I grabbed toward the game, and appeared In the Guild Hall. Many notifications as 'the first _____ class joined, welcome them!' appeared, but I just loved them to my back.

"Guild Channel." I ordered, my voice channel switching. "Head to the Guild Hall, 10th floor." Immediately, I could see on my map 13 dots appear and rapidly advance.

*creak*

The door opened, and I spoke. "What level are all of you? I'm level... Holy ****!" I fell backwards, shocked. "I'm level 79!" All of the guild members spoke, each of them being at level 75. Guild EXP share was really...

I looked in Global chat, and saw _Voidmage talk about something- hold on, _Voidmage? Didn't that guy tell me that was his username? Yeah. It was definitely _Voidmage.

"Guild player Invite _Voidmage!" A large screen appeared, and _Voidmage appeared on it as he materialized introns of us. "Alright, Guild. Greet Voidmage here, introduce yourselves."

"_DivineSorcerer"

"_Assassin"

"_Dwarf"

"_HolyKnight"

"_Swordsman"

"_Magician"

"_Guardian"

"_Summoner"

"_BeastMaster"

"_Warlock"

"_Archer"

"_Blademaster"

"_Healer"

"_Weaponsmith"

I introduced my Game character as well. "Everyone, meet _Voidmage." They did, in a monotone conjoined voice. "Right then. Does anyone have any EXP Stones?" _HolyKnight nodded l, her golden hair swaying and her breasts jiggling as she stood and threw me a bag. Her perfect curves were distracting, but that was for a later time. I fought the bag, and looked at the amount. "This should get you around level 30." I said, and tossed him the bag. He immediately absorbed them, and began messing with his stats.

I sighed, "Everyone, go hunt mobs." They nodded and vanished, Voidmage in the corner still assigning points. I began doing the same. "Stats."

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||_DivineSorcerer||

|| Divine Sorcerer ||

|| 75.000 HP ||

|| 26.000 Mana ||

|| 1.000 MP/Minute ||

|| 29 Gold ||

{

230 STR

450 INT

450 WIS

140 END

360 FTH

107 LUK

75 CHR

300 AGL

}

{

SKILLS

|| Meteor || Locked

|| Fireball ||

|| Detonate ||

|| Barrier ||

|| Hellpit || Locked

|| Sinkhole ||

|| Divine Persuasion ||

}

{

TITLES

|| Divine Sorcerer ||

+2,500,000 Magic DPS

+500,000 Mana

-75% Magic Cost

{LV 560}

}

{

ITEMS

Gold x29

Raw Hide

Wujin Crown [LV 75}

}

]

Holy ****... I tapped the Wujin Crown, and it appeared on my head. I smirked. My guild took up to top spots In 14 classes. I thought about something. The game is free, and I have a lot more VR Helmets... so I can- I logged out and stretched my mana to the remaining VR Helmets as they logged in and began opening the game.

"Haha... Hahaha!" The Garden wasn't free to play, so I couldn't do this.

My Clan, later that day, had one hundred members. One for each class. I smiled, and relaxed. My level continuously rising because of the Guild EXP share. Ah, the benefits of a One Man Guild...