Emiya will claim the one piece

"MY NAME IS DEUS, THE BEING YOU REFER TO AS GOD."

What the fuck..?

I woke up to a gigantic voice, did he say Deus? And he called himself God?

What does god want wi--

--Oh right, I'm dead.

Agh, why must I be such a damn badass?!

Walking through a mob of rapists, and knocking out the leader of the group before calmly saying, "I don't care about your circumstances, but you have pissed me off. Come on, I will teach you some manners.."

Man, why did my badassery have to lead me into the situation of the last thug having a guy..

Oh right, God…

"So, what do you want with me, Deus?"

"YOU HAVE DIED IN A WAY THAT I DEEM BADASS, AS SUCH, YOU HAVE THREE WISHES, ALL OF WHICH I WILL GRANT."

Hmm, no hesitation in his speech, and God just called me badass! Fuck yeah, I am the greatest!

"Hmm, give me peak Emiya Shirou's magical ability, unlimited mana, and reincarnate me into the world of one piece, in the east blue, with all of my memories."

Shirou's abilities are something I had always considered pretty interesting, and I myself am amazing at archery, knife throwing, swordsmanship, and martial arts. Shouldn't be that hard to get my grip on magic when I have unlimited mana. And Emiya Shirou could even copy a servant's Noble Phantasm, so I should be able to do that as well.

"YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED ON DAWN ISLAND, YOU WILL REINCARNATED AS 'EMIYA', WITH NO FAMILIAL TIES, IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."

Now everything went pitch black, and only a giant shining golden skeleton could be seen, with sky blue lights glowing in the eye sockets.

"COMMENCING REINCARNATION.."