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Great, So I Wasn't Dead.

Verde had a dream. A dream that pisses the very being of his existence. It pisses him so much that he had forgotten the faces of what was there. There was a woman, well, a bratty girl that was a f**king psychopath that she mistaken her lover to be cheating on him, on him for f**k's sake! Well, it would have been okay if she was just jealous of something so stupidly impossible, but f**king hell, going all the way to actually get someone killed.

In that dream, he knew that getting run over a car, then a truck, was not the coolest experience.

But just like a dream, the moment he woken up, he had forgotten it after some heavy breathing and some cursing. Verde has finally woken up from that f**ked up dream. But upon waking up, something inside him seem to have been taken away and forgotten. What the hell could that be?

"Y-you're awake."

Before Verde could even think about anything else, a male voice took his attention which made Verde look at the owner with his infamous morning glare. Of course, it gained a startled look from a… blonde p**sy boy that was standing on the corner of the room looking a nervous wreck. Well, a nervous wreck trying not to look like a nervous wreck that he looks worse.

"Ha… hahaha! That's right! You are awake! Good. Good, good, good! Of course you wouldn't just die. And if you did, it's not my fault! You did this to yourself! That's what you get for being a stupid guy, getting sick because of some stupid unrequited love! Pathetic! You are pathetic, Verde!"

Okay, so this pretentious twat decided to sh*t on him early in the morning. Who the hell is this b*tch boy anyway? Where the f**k is he? Whatever was happening, he does not like it. Especially with some p**sy boy being all too noisy early in the damn morning.

"I ain't even going to ask. Shut the f**k up, blondie. Too early to deal with you f**king sh*t, listening to you is making my head hurt more. Now, f**k off."

The blond was baffled, shocked in his disbelief when he had heard Verde's pissy 'good morning to you too' greeting. He could not believe it, was the one that talked his brother, that white rabbit who could not even show a single ounce of aggression? He really could not believe it, but somehow within him, something whispered that this was his fault. He wouldn't wonder if it is, because he really did a massive blunder. He is just so shocked that those unrefined words came out from Verde so normally like he was someone who lived in the streets.

Oh how he didn't know that he had the closest thing to the answer he is seeking, but he wouldn't. Because the Verde he is looking at is not the Verde he knows.

"W-w—What did you say? You pig! Using such unrefined words! You think you can intimidate me with your poor choice of language?! It's all your fault in the first place that you are degraded into this flowery mess, you shouldn't blame me for your stupidity! Even if it was me who has told Mother and Father, it's still your fault for falling in love in the first place. You are a disappointment, Verde! You are—"

*CRASH*

"…w…hat…"

Now the blonde was shaken, his false courage that he had shown and his feeble arrogance had cracked immensely the moment a cup was thrown next to him. A shattered piece grazed his cheek and made it bleed. Verde… Verde had all the intentions to hurt him, but what he got first was a warning.

But it was undeniable that Verde's dark look was frightening. How… how could such a gentle person who loved to live peacefully look so dangerous and cold…?

"F**king hell. Your barking is making my damned ears bleed. My ears are ringing and you're making it worse—can you get the f**k out before the next thing I hold will land in your stupid pretty face?"

'His voice is so cold…'

"So? You getting out or will I make you?"

'… was this the result of my mistakes?'

"I-I…" but there was nothing he could say more, words were stuck on his throat. With him being shaken to this state, the blonde quietly made his way outside the room and closing the door behind him gently. There was silence in the room.

Thank f**k, it felt like a pig on slaughter was squealing right on his ears. Verde has never been thankful for silence because his head was really ringing and was throbbing in pain. All the more confusion when he was hearing a disembodied voice that he knows is not there. Feminine, sounding all too gentle that it was… motherly? Yes, it's more motherly even with a little robotic edge to it. Though Verde is questioning where he got that adjective, as he does not even remember well of his own good-for-nothing mother, but he will take that because it was the nearest thing his brain could pick up with all the buzzing and pain his head is feeling.

[Greetings to the Host, Verde Spring.]

[Due to some unwarranted circumstances that had led to an accident from your previous world, your soul has been vacated from your previous body into the body of the Character 'Verde Spring'. Host has now assumed the life and identity of the second son of the Spring Family.]

[You have completed a set of requirements prior to the accident that has damaged the Host's original body, you can now use the System that has been formed to be compatible to the Host's current physical and magical build.]

[You are now the sole owner of the System 'Bride of Nature'.]

[The Host is given a choice on how to proceed with the assistance of the System.]

"What kind of f**king drug did the f**king p**sy boy put in my damn system?!"

Verde was one of those people who have been thrown in so many situations that ranges from random to dangerous. Maybe not something exaggeratedly dangerous, but still enough to hurt him or get him seriously in trouble. But this? This ain't right. He is sure he is drugged or something with the things he is hearing, and he isn't really pleased. Oh how he swears that he will strangle that b*tch boy when he has enough strength to do so because right now even talking is draining him and hurting his throat.

'I better stop trippin' else I will go f**k some blondie up and shove lawn weeds on his mouth.'

[System is not a hallucination caused by substances that the Host is assuming it to be. The System is—]

"Shut the f**kkkkk—!" then Verde's voice squeaked and felt like it was ripped further. Then he started choking out a cough with small splatters of blood and some petals. Verde immediately stopped himself, shaking and scratching his neck that it left red scratch marks. He is really pissed at the situation he is in.

Deciding that he had wasted enough energy to the bulls**t he bothered to even go with, Verde plopped back on his soft comfortable bed and stared up on the white ceiling that seems to be collecting some webs, obviously having untended for more than a week now.

'Great…' sighing loudly through his nose, Verde would reach up to his temple and start massaging it from the headache he is having. '… great, so I wasn't dead.'

This… is going to be a damn long day for the guy who is just confused at what is happening.