Chapter 19.
(POV Sanji)
Knock. Knock. Knock.
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Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Mmmhm. Five more minutes."
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Just a bit more."
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Fudge! Can I not just sleep? It's not like I have anything important to do!"
I opened my eyes and lying on the bed across from mine was my little wife. She was covered in a thin silk blanket that accentuated her curves. Her bare jade legs peaked out slightly from beneath the silk blanket. Her snowy peaks moved up and down peacefully and it appeared that she was still asleep.
My little wife truly shocked me last night. Who would have thought this little wife of mine was so daring that would sleep completely exposed. Not a single garment can be found beneath that enviable blanket. I am your husband yet I can only stare with jealousy at a stupid blanket. Why couldn't I be born that damned blanket?
I'll have you know, I'm a man! Are you not even the slightest bit afraid of being attacked in the night? You better not ever tell me you even want me to when you make a barrier between our beds! This is blatant bullying!
What's worse, my wife felt the barrier wasn't enough to tease me to death. She used the power of her cultivation base and magically covered all the good parts with a mystical light. I could only stare on with a stupid face while drool dripped from the side of my mouth. In a way the unseen was more arousing than if I could have just seen it directly.
She told me "as husband and wife, naturally we must become accustomed to seeing each other in the nude."
She suggested since I would forget to breathe just from seeing her with clothes on, if I saw her fully nude I may very well disintegrate out of existence. Thus this situation occurred. Who's going to disintegrate?! Fudge! I'm not that much of a tool, okay?!
My wife, stop bullying me! I know you really just enjoy watching me squirm in frustration at being able to almost see yet failing to see the very best parts.
The mystery of what is beyond the blanket or mysterious light. You just want to torment me, right?
As if reacting to my thoughts my wife rolled over to her side. She directed her face away from me while pulling the blanket with her.
Almost there.
My eyes widened as it came closer and closer to full exposure.
Just a bit more.
Her jade peaks were just barely covered and her legs were now fully exposed for the world to see.
Her fair unblemished back was on full display while a slight portion of the blanket was covering just above her finely crafted upper thighs nearly exposing that fine apple bottom.
My eyes opened wide enough that I thought I could almost see through the world's natural laws. There were these wretched and stupid grey light fragments floating about obstructing my view. For a moment I questioned what they were but then snapped back to reality. Who cares about those idiotic things when heaven lays before me. Just a little more to my shangrila my wife.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Mmm. Husband, aren't you going to answer the door."
A seductive moan escaped her lips as she dreamily called out to me to answer the door.
This is truly a torture far surpassing death. I could feel my heart being shredded to pieces. If my eyes were completely bloodshot in agony I would not be surprised in the slightest.
"Husband, I know you want to pounce on top of me, but you're still not strong enough to take on this little wife of yours on the battlefields. Be a good boy and control yourself a bit. We have plenty of time for fun and games after all."
Please, no more provocations little wife. Can you not see your husband is suffering the greatest pain in the world over here?
My little wife, I beg of you to not put my self control into question. Do you not realize I have the self control of a god? Ask any man in the world if he would not pounce on you the moment he woke up and laid eyes upon this scene that would drive any men with the given name Johnson mad. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if a certain friend sir named Wang came to invade your humble abode before you even noticed it.
You even went so far to purposely leave your panties and bra right on top of your bed for me to see. Are you not too cruel and heartless?
Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Damnit! What is it!?"
I was so bitter I wanted to rip off someone's little brother in frustration. I quickly dressed myself and stomped my way over to the door.
I had nowhere to vent my frustration aside from this inhumane beast who dared to interrupt this moving scene between husband and wife.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Who is it already?"
I pulled open the door with insane rage burning in my heart.
Standing before me, right outside my room was little Han. It had been two days since I had last seen the kid but he looked exhausted like he were plagued by some great weight on his back.
Seeing it was an acquaintance whom I had to put on an act for, I quickly quelled my anger. I put on a calm and all knowing expression and said, "it seems this young one has stumbled on a block in the road."
"Venerable master, all knowing one, great grandmaster, please help this pitiful child! This one has encountered a major set back and problem that this little one does not know how to face."
I nodded my head like I already knew what it was about, but I intentionally made it seem like I was pretending to not know. All I said in return was, "speak."
"It is a very difficult and complicated matter and it would be best if as few people as possible knew about it."
At this point I had completely forgotten my wife was still behind me only covered by a thin silk blanket watching on with amused eyes. I said "come in" without much thought before I instantly regretted it once I turned around to see those clear beautiful eyes staring at me.
Little Han's eyes lit up like he had met his life saviour upon hearing my words and immediately ran into the room while closing the door behind him before I could try to stop him.
Upon entering and seeing the two beds he gave voice to his confusion. "Is venerable master's wife not around?"
"Hahaha, she isn't around right now but she isn't to far off." I could only give a vague reply to his innocent question.
My wife threw a teasing smile towards me and I realized she was once again playing games with my little heart.
Little wife, do you understand how scary it is to have a MC in the same room as your naked heavenly beauty of a wife? Do you not realize how nerve wracking this is for my fragile heart?
Teasing me is all good and fine, but please don't play games in front of other men! Especially not MCs!
Little Han went over and sat on the bed my wife was laying on. His eyes landed upon the silky female undergarments that were at the far corner of the bed and his face flushed slightly red.
My eyes couldn't help but spasm while I cursed my wife who would even tease a child. If you can hide yourself, hide your bra and panties as well please!
"It's just a piece of cloth dear husband. Having a child see it doesn't affect this little wife at all."
He's a MC damnit, if it were any other man I wouldn't be so flustered. Who knows what kind of flag will trigger a MC's carnal desires?
Hell, there are MCs that will attack little children! Attacking a lower realm god wouldn't shock me in the slightest.
What this kid's strike zone will be, how can we possibly predict it?
While my thoughts were thundering endlessly like a great storm I maintained my facade and walked over to my bed. I sat in a meditative position and closed my eyes to zone out the hidden demoness on the bed across from me. I was afraid of any holes created in my act due to a moment of carelessness.
"No one is here but us(my wife and I) child, you can speak without worries."
The child struggled for a bit while he organized his thoughts before he finally asked "is it strange for a man to love another man?"
Critical hit, minus 100 hp.
I died.
RIP. Bad end. Not really.
I really just wanted to cry though. No, I'm serious. Can I just find a hole to hide my head in? This is your great question that has plagued you so much that you seeked me out for an answer?