Secrets.

I woke up in the morning feeling refreshed.

I looked to my right to see Launch cuddling me in her sleep.

'Ah right, we finally did it... on the couch... damn, looks like we'll need a new one' I thought, as I looked at the broken leg on the couch and got up slowly.

"Honey, I'm going to go make some breakfast, okay?" I said with a smile.

"Mmm... okay, make some bacon and eggs," Launch said, as she slowly got up.

"Okay," I said, as I walked into the kitchen, and cooked up some bacon and eggs for breakfast.

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We ate our breakfast together happily.

"...So, Launch... I need to tell you something" I said out of the blue.

"Hm? What is it Tomant?" Launch asked, confused.

"Well... I have a few secrets that you should know about..." I said.

"What do you mean by secrets?" Launch asked, worried.

"Well, there's the fact that I'm not even a human, I'm an alien from a planet called Vegeta, a Saiyan" I said, dropping a bombshell on Launch.

"An... alien? You're kidding right?" Launch asked.

"Nope, there's also the fact that all of my servants are from other worlds too, and I summoned here using an ability unique to myself," I said with a smile.

"Wait, Sebastian's an alien? And the others are too? You're joking, right?" Launch asked.

"Well, no... I'll explain it to you as best as I can... it's sort of like... uh, various alternate versions of earth, most, if not all of them are also called earth," I said, not knowing how to explain it.

"Okay... so, they're basically from different versions of the planet earth..." Launch said.

"Yeah, oh! And Sebastian's a demon and Alucard and Seras are vampires" I said with a grin.

"Wait, what!?" Launch exclaimed.

"And, I forgot to tell you about this until just now, but I know some parts of the future... if I didn't fuck them up..." I mumbled.

"What do you mean?" Launch asked.

"Well, let's see... three Saiyans are going to invade, one going for their brother Kakarot, the other two going after the dragon balls. Then, Kakarot is going to eventually beat them and he's going to have to go to a planet called Namek to wish Piccolo back... he's a good guy... sort of, and they're going to get into a battle with the galactic emperor, Lord Frieza and a bunch of other shit happens, Kakarot becomes The Legendary Super Saiyan, a... well, legend on Vegeta, and he beats Lord Frieza... and some other shit happens... and, bam. Earth gets destroyed by a giant pink blob genie thing called Majin Buu..." I said.

"What, what!?" Launch exclaimed, again.

"It's a bit more complicated than what I said... and there are other world-ending enemies, but we'll get to it when they get there... now, I'm going to go to work, bye honey!" I said as I ran away to go to work at Capsule Corp, as a bodyguard for Dr Briefs.

"What!?"