Manly Pride

Can't believe I got my ass pinched by an eight years old girl. I feel like I lost something... and I knew exactly what I lost but didn't want to admit it.

I lost my pride as a man... or maybe not since technically I am just a five years old boy... yeah... this doesn't count at all... yup! Definitely doesn't count... with that I soothed my aching pride.

The following was not very eventful as the academy was still as boring as it was... the only eventful thing would be somehow mysteriously meeting with Hinata while I was having my lunch date with my Naruko-chan.

Strangely Naruko didn't say anything with her and only glared at her while Hinata also gave her a proactive smile... no it was a smirk. I don't know what was happening but the atmosphere was tense and it seemed like they had made some kind of deal with each other.

I was extremely curious but decided not to interfere who knows how girls mind work. It was one of the mysterious phenomenon that people had yet to figure it out and I am not going to get myself in the eye of the storm trying to do something I am not sure of.

Other than that I was forced to learn medical ninjutsu by Tsunade. I had wondered why and decided to ask her. The answer I got... well it terrified me. They somehow managed to get all my info regarding my cheat. I mean like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? I had only thought they got some minor info so I didn't bother with it but damn Tsunade really is the best medic ninja.

I am supposed to be a cheat character who defied logic but somehow the cheat system was actually integrated like a bloodline within me. My only hope is that my children don't inherit it. I get shivers imagining it...

I was also taught by my awesome and badass brother in-law Itachi. Man... he's so cool. I can't help but go fanboy mode talking about him but only in my mind. I can't let them know that I am a fanboy... my future is at stake.

I did get some skills though.

[Mystical Palm Lvl Max (Active) - A medical jutsu allowing you heal any kind of wounds with your chakra.]

[Shuriken Mastery Lvl Max (Passive) - Your skills with shuriken is beyond godlike.]

[Kunai Mastery Lvl Max (Passive) - You can handle kunai so well that you feel that you are actually without any kunai (what the hell does that even mean?).]

[Acupuncture Lvl Max (Active) - The knowledge you have regarding atonomy of human body lets you pinpoint any specific nerve of the body to stimulate it to your desire.]

Anyways now it all brings to my current situation. Like always it was lunch break in the academy and I was waiting for my lovely fiancée. She didn't come. Did something happen?

I used my Sense Presence skill and quickly rushed towards her location. As I was going towards her location I felt another presence near her and it was Hinata. What in world are they doing here? The location was quite far away from the village area.

As I reached near I decided to first observe what the hell was going on. I hid behind some bushes watching them with my chakra enhanced senses.

"So weakling you actually came." Hinata haughtily said looking at Naruko with sadistic smile.

"Of course I came dattebane. I won't let you get between me and Akira-kun." Naruko answered with defiance. Damn that look is hot. Shit! My inner lolicon is acting up. Calm down me...

"Hmph! Only if you beat me in this fight. You have already made your promise to give that delicious ass to me if I win." What the fuck! Delicious ass... is she fucking talking about me?

"I never go back on my promise. It's my ninja way!" Naruko answered back with red face. What the hell? Don't involve me without my permission damnit. What the heck? Seriously how the hell did I become a trophy? Is it because of my high CHA stats?

I was suddenly depressed. I never thought this kind of thing would happen to me. All this time there were guys fighting over girls but this is a first.

Do I even have my manly pride anymore?