Reconciliation of the Century (2)

"The chicken wanted to know what happiness was. Therefore, he asked the tiger. The tiger said that happiness was being with family. Then, he asked the lion. The lion said having multiple wives was happiness, but the chicken wasn't happy with his answer. So, he went to ask the jaguar, who said that happiness was having a healthy body. At the end of the day, the chicken went home and told his mom everything that happened. Then, his mother rubbed his head and sighed, 'My child, the truth is, you're the happiest one today.' Confused, the chicken asked why, and his mother said, 'Look at the ones you went to ask your stupid question, I can't believe you made it back alive! You should be happy for that!'"

As soon as Wei Liao finished his joke, Jiang Xiaowei burst out in laughter and coyishly pinched Wei Liao's arm. "You've never told me anything this funny!"

"I just thought of it, Honey, stop pinching me. I'm going to bruise…"