Farmer Husband Is A Scholar; Hubby, Be My Teacher!
#System, #Farming, #Embroidery, #Education, #Cattles
After drowning in the ocean, Tang Yu, a famous fashion designer from America, woke up as the magistrate's lazy daughter, who had been recently married off into a farmer's family!
But, Tang Yu wasn't horrified, but thrilled. "I love adventure! Ancient China is just wow!"
People: "Your culinary skills are the greatest of all time! I heard you cooked for the emperor's birthday banquet! Whom did you learn it from?"
Tang Yu: Thank you. My mother-in-law taught me.
Mother-in-law: But my cooking skill isn't half as good as yours!
People: You harvested three silos of rice this year, which no other family has ever produced individually in the village! How did you do that?
Tang Yu: It's four actually, and my father-in-law taught me.
Father-in-law: Why could I myself never harvest a full silos though?
People: You just took a dive in the river, and got up with an armful of fish! Do you have magic or what?
Tang Yu: Nice joke, but my brother-in-law taught me.
Brother-in-law: It takes me a day to catch four fish!
People: Empress said the hanfu she donned in the lantern festival was designed by you! Where did you pick up such great skills?
Tang Yu: Oh, my sister-in-law taught me.
Sister-in-law: But, I never got any order from a big family! Not even from the village head's family!
People: You become the district topper in the board examination! Who is your teacher? How much did you pay?
Tang Yu blushed: My husband taught me for free.
Husband: That's a lie, wife paid the tuition fees with her wobbly legs and broken voice.
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