Ane and Gil are the bestest of best friends.
They always do things together.
They eat together, laugh together and cry together like normal friends would
but..
They sleep together, bathe together and f*ck together like rabbits would
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A certain 8-year-old cries to her mom
"Mom! when i woke up.. *sob* my peens stood up.. *sob*and.. and.. it turned red! *sob* Am I going to die?"
A certain doctor mother with a stoic face camly explained to her son " It is called nocturnal penile tumescence. It is normal for boys like you because your testosterone is at its peak during morning. You will not die from it. And it is penis not peens."
A certain husband looks at his wife
"Um.. Honey.. isn't too advance for our Gilly?"
A certain wife looks at her husband as if he's an idiot "I have an IQ of 175, and most likely he inherited it from me. He could understand it clearly."
A certain bullied husband could only sigh in exasperation. His wife is too smart to argue with.
"Dad, do you also have nocturnal penile tumescence?"
"Um.. Yes"
"Then how could my penis go down?"
"Um.. I.." A certain father looks uncomfortable because of his child awkward question
"I normally do this to your dad" A certain wife grabs a banana and grips it "and I massage it up and down" She slides her hand up and down on the banana.
A certain husband suddenly loosen his necktie "Um.. Honey.. isn't too explicit?"
The child looks at his mom in amazement and suddenly forms an idea. 'So I have to look for someone to help my penis to go down. Maybe Ane could help me' he thought.
Then he suddenly runs towards his bedroom where his best friend stayed for a night.
"Ane! wake up! You have to help my penis go down!"
A certain cute doll-like girl woke up and said while rubbing her big almond eyes.
"What's a penis?"
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On the planet of Liberum lies the super-massive city of Boris-Valka. Founded and governed by a body of corporate power houses for the last four hundred years, a much older and darker power lies deep within it's sewer system. Teams of sewer maintenance workers nicknamed waste-walkers remove massive fat-burgs and swarms of invasive insects larger than any found on Earth. Most are convicts, rejects, and the occasional suicidal volunteer. A chance encounter hurls Harvel Gillis and his adoptive sister Dibbuk Valez into a centuries old mystery that will change the meaning of existence itself.
Gilly's family is different. They have been priests and priestesses at the temple in Uruk for generations. But they have a secret that has been hidden for generations: a family curse. Gilly has spent her whole life protecting this secret. Nanna, a god, visits Gilly to give her a quest which he promises will teach Gilly more about the curse. Gilly is forced to leave everything she has known behind, in hopes of helping her family obtain freedom from the curse that has controlled their lives for generations.
