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Substitute Marriage: Reborn As The Top Big-Shot

[Number one romance novel in the universe—face slapping, scum-torturing, power couple!] Isabella Thompson, who was abandoned in a village was suddenly brought home by her rich parents. Her father: You are different from your sister. She has a bright future ahead and is destined to be a phoenix who would soar the skies! There's no way she would marry a cripple! You are getting off easy here! Her mother: The Yu family is rich and powerful. Standing in for your sister in marriage is your food fortune! Know what's good for you! Theodore Yu used to be a famous prodigy, but lost his glow after a car accident and didn't even make it to high school. With one being a poor village bumpkin and the other a well-known piece of trash, they were a match for each other. But while everyone was waiting for Miss Thompson to make a fool of herself, she and that piece of trash appeared at a banquet where big shots gathered. Isabella Thompson: I came to work as a waitress. Theodore Yu: What a coincidence, I'm here to work part-time as well. Hence, everyone watched as they carried trays around for the whole night. *** On the day of their marriage, every important figure in the capital attended. Big Shot One: I'll help make arrangements for Mr. Yu's grand wedding! Big Shot Two: Welcome back to the capital, Miss Thompson! Big Shot Three:... Seeing those big shots who persistently made headlines, Grace Thompson was filled with regretful tears.

Rebirth as the Richest Woman in the World

【A novel of favoritism, dual power, Tarot cards, and treating scum as they deserve!】 Ten years of marriage, ten years of devotion. She poured all her talent and emotions, only to be repaid with a premeditated fire in the end. Tortured by her husband and betrayed by her best friend. Turns out, everyone around her was acting. Before her rebirth, she was a renowned talented lady in Capital City. After her rebirth, she became famous in Capital City as......an imbecile! Moreover, she turned into a destitute rich lady, at the mercy of others. Timid, weak, useless, incompetent, those were the labels plastered on her. As she opened her eyes once again, youth bloomed, she was back as herself! This life, she returns with a golden finger! With a Tarot deck, she maneuvers through the whole wealthy circle! ** Unparalleled young master, he is the renowned yet enigmatic head of the Mo family in Capital City. He is also a demon carrying a curse. Controlling life and death, dominating fate, he is the powerful leader of the Superpower World. Such overwhelming authority and stunning looks make countless girls flock towards him. One is a humble and cowardly rich idiot, the other is a widely-known 'demon' carrying a curse in Capital City. The collision of water and fire, an interweave of cold and hot. No one knows who finally succumbs to whom in the end. ** Late on, the aloof head of the Mo family, who never took an interest in women, suddenly announced his high-profile marriage. The whole country was in uproar, numerous young girls torn apart. After the marriage, he transforms into a perfect husband, loving his wife dearly and obeying her every wish. 【Micro Drama】 A certain woman (with a cold face): "Mr. Mo is so rich and powerful, I, a humble girl, dare not add to any burden." The corner of a certain man's mouth curled into a meaningful curve. The woman was so frightened that she immediately took a step back: "What, what, what are you going to do?" ...... 【Quotes from Mr. Mo】 *You should know, in this world, besides me, nobody else is worthy to stand by your side. *If this prosperous era ended, I could still reestablish one! But her, there’s only one in the world, I, can’t afford to gamble! *It's just money. I've even given her my life, so let's just waste away.

Almighty Daughter Runs The World

A prominent tech mogul from another world, Ye Zhuo, was reborn as the fake daughter of a wealthy family. In the past, the fake dog in the manger was loathed by everyone in her social circle and was notorious for her foul reputation. She was not only an illiterate deadbeat but also an illegitimate daughter who was mocked. “She is not even worthy of being the real daughter’s little finger!” “Illegitimate daughter! Shameless!” In response to that, Ye Zhuo simply chuckled. ‘Heh-heh… fake daughter? Illegitimate child?’ Despite being dealt a bad hand of cards, she could still shake up the world and stir up a storm! She went from being the fake daughter of a wealthy family to the CEO of a renowned tech company and went from being a deadbeat to a talented girl that everyone envied - from having nothing to being at the top of the world! Let’s feast our eyes upon how she put on the act of a lifetime!

Married to a mechanic, she shocked the world

【Top Female Lead Crushing Trash-Talking Foes! Male Lead is Super Wealthy and Obsessively Dotes on His Wife】 Lin Wu was reborn. Her mother was duped into a sham marriage by a worthless man. And she herself was the pitiful illegitimate daughter kicked out of a wealthy family. She was mocked, "What can a wild child from the countryside amount to?" Facing adversity, Lin the Magnate just smiled faintly. What did being an illegitimate daughter of a wealthy family matter? She directly took her mother, kicked her worthless father to the curb, quickly gave her stepmother the boot, crushed the trash, and established her own skincare brand, living a prosperous life ever since. Facing her enemies, You advise me to be forgiving? Should I feel wronged to make you happy!? If there's no justification, I might give in a little, but why should I let anyone off when I am in the right?! —— Just as Lin Wu was living a thriving life, her maternal grandfather's family, who had been missing for many years, suddenly came knocking! And so, the woman who everyone thought was divorced and saddled with a child, unexpectedly became the sole heir to a wealthy family. What shocked Lin Wu even more was that her "good-for-nothing" car mechanic boyfriend transformed overnight into an unattainable top tycoon. Afterwards, Lin Wu became a lady of high society, who got everything handed to her on a platter and was pampered by the tycoon to the heavens and back. —— Later. Lin Wu had become a renowned female entrepreneur. Standing on a high platform, she delivered her speech: "Our ancestors mostly valued boys over girls, taking it for granted that 'once a daughter is married, she's like water that has been poured away'. They neglected the education and growth of girls, trapped them between household and trivial matters, asserting that husband was heaven and son was earth. Once betrayed by men, these women would lose their support and be condemned as ruined!" "But today!" "Look at this plaza filled with thousands of people, they are all the youngest female entrepreneurs!"

Rebirth: From Goddess To Black-Bellied Heiress

【Su Shuang, pet literature, abuse of scum, pendulum, strong male and female leads!】 Eighteen-year-old Su Xiaoyu went from being a farm girl from Hua Mountain to overnight, miraculously transforming into Mu Qingli, a wealthy heiress envied by everyone in the village. For her initial return to the wealthy family, Mu Qingli concealed her sharp edges, staying low-key in both her conduct and actions. The six younger sisters born after her rebirth stole the identity and status that originally belonged to her. Her greedy and worthless father, in order to save his biological son, actually conspired to have her heart removed! After her rebirth, Mu Qingli took a high-profile approach to life and to her dealings! Meeting Buddha, she would slay Buddha; encountering a god, she would slay the god! She carved out her own empire! A scheming younger sister? Then let her scheme to the absolute fullest! This life, I'll make it so she would rather die than live! When rebirth meets rebirth, it's either your death or your disappearance! A father who steals hearts? This lifetime, I will personally reclaim yours and return the torment a hundredfold! From then on, the underworld saw the rise of Lord Lili! Treading over bloodstained bones, each step she took was elegant. Lord Lili's methods were admired and appalling to others. The feng shui circle gained a great pendulum master! With a pendulum in hand, she subdued everyone at her feet, regardless of their age or gender. The business world saw the arrival of Boss Mu! Investing, starting businesses, she would manipulate the entire business landscape with a mere clap of her hands. The world of traditional Chinese medicine added an unparalleled genius! With her delicate hands, she could revive the dead and mend bones with her touch. In this life, she would live unrestrainedly and arrogantly! I do as I please! Challenge me if you dare! —— He was rumored to be the most noble man in the whole of China, handsome and exceptionally refined, putting contemporary young celebrities streets behind him, and also the fantasy of countless young women. He was richer than some countries, extremely wealthy, but unfortunately— He was gay! Even China's number one beauty couldn't get close to him. No female creature has ever appeared beside him. Until one day. After returning from Hua Mountain, a gender-unknown little milk dog started following him. From then on, he brought the little milk dog with him to eat, sleep, and attend various parties, where the dog gained fame and esteem in both private and public. Everyone sighed that in this world, one might be inferior even to a dog! Just as everyone was speculating what top-tier prestigious breed the little milk dog was... A renowned zoologist spoke after an appraisal, "Chinese Rural Dog!" The crowd: Sweat! This most noble man once declared loudly: I shall never marry! He said, "A man should have the dignity of a man. How could one stoop beneath a woman's skirt?" When a lifelong bachelor meets a woman who vows never to marry— Sparks fly like dry kindling meeting a flame! An explosion was imminent! Consequently, the face-slapping routine began— "Lili, stop being angry, okay? Shall I be your ride? Shall I sing 'Conquest' for you?" "Lili, I can't live without you." 【Proposal Chapter】 A certain man knelt on one knee, offering a ring and flowers, "Lord Lili, marry me!" A certain woman smiled gently, "Sorry, I vow to never marry." The man with a look of earnest devotion, "Then let me marry into your family. With your surname and my given name, allow me to be your subject under your skirt." The crowd: "......" Dead! Lord, your male dignity is on the ground. Could you please pick it up? Recommendation for De Yin's completed work "National Goddess: Rebirth of an Ace Heiress"

Bloody Greed (german/deutsch)

Ihr Blut ist das Kostbarste. Als er sie befreit ist sie verletzt. Die Monster um sie herum lauern und warten auf das Blut, dass in ihren Adern fliest. Wann wird es endlich genug sein? Wer ist hier das Monster, bin ich es oder bist du es? TRIGGER WARNUNG: SELBSTVERLETZUNG, BLUTIG, MORDE

FATE OF THE VALKYRIE (Deutsch)

Ein Kind einer Göttin, erlebte Tragödien und schlimme dinge wodurch sie sich sehr verändert. Eines Tages Recht sie sich beim Mörder ihrer Mutter!

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