Bakenekon

your disbelief must've been pretty big if it took you a month

What a funny joke

Go for it, my beloved.

M-Monster...

Really? That's average, if not, SLIGHTLY, and I mean slightly, larger than average.

Oh, God. I hope he doesn't get with her, that'd be awkard.

Awww~ Could it be that me calling you fatherless hit a nerve?

GRRRRRRRR! I'M A FATHERLESS WEBNOVEL READER! OOGA-BOOGA!

The Heavens Forbid!

Noooo! Your jade skin!