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You have eyes but cannot see Mount Tai! You lack discernment, young Taoist.
Tyranid, and it would be absolutely terrifying.
Peak.
T4TC! Happy Valentine's Day!
Following the explosive theme and the Asian names... The only thing I can think of is Big Bang Ryuk.
It's like the scene where Darryl kills three walkers with a chain swing, absolutely meaningless but still beautiful. Visceral things like crushing a skull to the pulp using everyday objects, a remote control, spoon, chessboard or even a sculpture of a religious idol or something like that... It's unexpected and unforgettable. To my taste, it's peak.
Multipurpose weapons are unbeatable in TWD. A crowbar, for example, isn’t just a tool—it’s a brutal and versatile weapon. It can pierce, crush, and even pry open doors or remove obstacles, adding more dynamism to combat—just like its use in The Boys, for instance. On the other hand, weapons made exclusively for cutting, like machetes or katanas, are lethal at first but become a liability once they dull, especially without the right maintenance resources. That’s why hybrids—things that can stab, smash, and still serve other functions—stay relevant. For firearms, capacity is quality—more rounds, more enemies dropping. Reliability and affordability matter, but for entertainment purposes, hand cannons are simply absolute cinema. The recoil, the sound, the sheer destruction—it’s all a spectacle. And I second Starkiller’s suggestion: Cassul and Jackal are babies. If we’re talking TWD, a character wielding something like a .454 Casull or a Desert Eagle .50 AE would be both impractical and ridiculously stylish— exactly the kind of energy that makes for peak entertainment
Any adult human being is more than capable of using a greatsword. They were designed to be wielded by non-superhuman men and weigh on average 1 kg to 3,5 kg. For reference, the upper end is only valid for 'giant' swords like Montantes and Zweihandërs, and is basically the weight of a normal newborn baby.
This author is the bane of my existence. Whenever I find myself laughing uncontrollably I believe I will die of asphyxiation.