Nope_6466

Better have it than not. It's not like he's lacking space.

"ten fruit the size of dragon eyes." I love it when they use perfectly proper measuring units, not some stupid made up one's like feet! Like imagine measuring something with your feet? Plus, feet are just a myth, just like Australia. The only measuring units the world should accept are meters, dragon eyes, and gumballs.

The dude is handing them out like it's free candy

Yeah it's a translation

that's false ---> We can't

That's false we don't have the ability to destroy the planet we could probably cause the extinction of most life on earth, but no way in hell can we destroy the whole planet. This planet has survived extinction event after extinction event, even if we explode all the bombs on earth and cause a nuclear winter the planet will eventually stabilize it's self and life will begin a new.

The niffler would just steal from you, at least you'd know where all your jewellery is at.

What is he sitting on....?

I wanted to comment and explain how that would be awful to the story unless heavily nerfe. But I realised I'm too lazy to be bothered to actually give you reasons and explanations, so this is the best you're going to get~

seed? of light, autocorrect is improving exponentially.