ChaosSlimeGod
Chaos Slime God
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Your follower should be admonished for his over-reliance on these vile ear rapiers! Such devilry is unbefitting of a higher life form. This, Realm_Weaver was it, should be instructed on the proper methods by which to articulate the magnificence of a deity's fable.
Not off to a good start so far! I've forbidden the creation of all such abominations to all my followers! Auditory Experience is part of my domain and these vile creations do nothing but taint its purity!
Deity Duces!
Right, maul him to death and eat his corpse if he makes any mistakes! Got it!
Ahh, the mind invasion makes more sense now. Not a mortal after all, eh? As for mortals themselves, I don't mind them so much, so long as they keep me properly entertained.
Wait, this story has a protagonist? Hmmm... I might have to drop.
What it do Zeke? I'm your friendly neighborhood Chaos Deity... of the slime variety.
Oh, of course, just checking.
Who? Me?
Said the Hippie, before being murdered by a ZFG muthafugger.
Has nothing to do with saying yes and everything to with him needing the thought of beautiful women to motivate him to that point.
You misspelled "retard" again.
No, no, no! I keep telling you! It's the power of Christ that compels you! Christ was a historical religious figure! Christmas is just a day that masses of consumers pretend is about him!
Should have been, "The power of Christ compelled me!"
Don't save her! She don't wanna be saved!
Don't save her! She don't wanna be saved!
She said, totally jinxing it.
Every time I see the word 'gacha' all I can think is 'garbage'.