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PettyOfficer

PettyOfficer

Lv6

Fighting life for a purpose I don’t understand. My words are as pointless as my struggle.

2018-04-30 Se unióUnited States
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The NEET God

(Webnovel keeps logging me out and I have to reinstall the app pretty much every day just to log back in. Sorry for the inconvenience of never making another chapter for so long, but this place is buggy and cutthroat, so only the most shameless and determined stay.) In another universe... On the world, Derob... John, the short and chubby Cherubim, lazily snoozed in God’s main temple. His God left in an emergency because a reincarnated Hero went berserk in the highest plane of existence. God took his faithful followers to stop the mutual destruction of all existence itself. Only John was spared the trip to manage his believers. No one expected John to abuse his new position as God. Shenanigans ensue. (I use my phone so it’s a painful process, believe me. The chapters will be short and the whole thing is an on-the-spot work, so expect mistakes and changes. This is a work of fiction and any resemblances to real works or real people are not to be taken seriously.)

PettyOfficer · Fantasía
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21 Chs

Journey to the Best

“Why are these Young Masters so arrogant?” “Why are my family and sect bullying me?” “Why are you all offended?” “Where is my luck! F**k, it’s time to go for broke!” “Wait, who is that person behind you…?” “Mommy! This lowly Tong Zhi failed to see Mount Tai!” “Please stop chasing me! How can I get married, now!?” Such is the struggle of being too outstanding as an extra... _______________________ This novel is inspired by the novels A Will Eternal, Sage Monarch, The Monk That Wanted to Renounce Asceticism, Journey to the West and the comics Gentleman Devil, Ghost-Queller, and Master Drifting Away Again. It is meant to be a parody of Chinese cultivation novels and using their tropes. The translator Deathblade asked the question, “What Chinese fantasy novel cliches do you dislike the most?” and this is my answer. You can answer his survey here, I think. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdV966jX8HJy2l9pEMSFqoXIlhQKI2XbFDmjvWm73cUGX-lsA/viewform I used this website for names. I think they’re planting trees, so that’s nice. https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/chinese_names.php The other names I used Wikipedia and Google Translate for English to Chinese. I wanted to write a ongoing fiction for the longest time, but kept getting stuck. This year, my resolution is to write at least 100 chapters of 2000 words. I began with the “Human Slayer” concept, but kept depressing myself with the sad and crazy backgrounds I gave characters. This novel will be much simpler. Give comments, ratings, and power stones if you want.

PettyOfficer · Oriental
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4 Chs

Found the Underbelly of NoobTube (haitus)

Usually, a 19-year-old man would be in college, working, or training, but when it came to Ezekiel... He took strange pride in being a NEET. His time wasted every week, since 7 years ago, consisted of uploading videos on NoobTube in the hopes of getting fame and fortune. This changed on the 7th day of July, when Ezekiel received a notification from his latest video. (StrangerDanger commented: “You’ve posted 365 videos in 7 years and I’m still your only viewer! It’s a shame if only I can spend 365 days each year cheering you on! I know! Why don’t you join my chat group! Maybe you can convince my friends to watch your videos!!! *****://noob.tube/join/ct-uWu77PMmeXO”) Ezekiel couldn’t ignore his diehard fan nor the chance, so he joined! Any regrets stayed unspoken. WARNING: I am writing on the spot for a CONTEST on Webnovel. Powerstones are appreciated, if you are willing. This is a work of fiction solely for entertainment and in no way condoning, supporting or advocating harm and/or harmful ideas. Political, religious, moral, etc ideologies are meant as content for a story.

PettyOfficer · Horror
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6 Chs

Help! I laugh too easily and can’t stop being isekai’d!

Roku Zaregoto lived like your typical serious Japanese student for one reason— to become a respected ambassador in America! While his classmates went to karaoke, onsens, festivals, beaches, shops, and all the localities of Japanese youth, Roku studied English. To become an ambassador, Roku needed to learn English! So, Roku burned through his school years just to speak fluent English. Halfway through his final year of high school, a foreign exchange student arrived. Roku immediately talked to them, but Roku didn’t know his first casual conversation would lead to him being isekai’d! This was the start of a series of isekais because Roku laughed too easily! The original ideas came from reddit comments by datinggoskrrrrrrrrra, Hobomanchild, Luhood, lieferung, raoul_d, and DustyLance. I also used VarysIsAMermaid69’s Garbage Isekai Bingo Board. Thank you, redditors, for the inspiration and guidance!

PettyOfficer · Fantasía
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2 Chs

Selling Noted Items! (Dropped)

[A/N: My fiction somehow didn’t meet any of the criteria of the #37 Contest and didn’t count. I know I voted for my own fiction shamelessly and won a place in a previous Cthulhu Contest, but there were only two participants. I’m irritated, but understanding if I wrote content not to Webnovel’s liking. If Webnovel’s not liking my writing, I’m not writing. That’s that.] The Massive Millionaire Market! A place where Immortals and Mortals alike came together and traded goods! Located in Yorefire, everyone could buy or sell! Travelers, peasants, soldiers, or heroes: you could find almost anyone or anything if you had the time and money! All thanks to his “Absolute Free Market” ability, the Third Imperial Majesty started his economic rule! People flourished in what people called “The Capital of Civilization!” Farm hands became nouveau-riche! Expert investors played the bear and bull market to flip teacups! The rich silk-pants threw stacks of Iliac coins in the crowds to grab! No one was left out of the money game, so if you were a fool, you ran around the world seeking fortune elsewhere! Bo knew this and jumped whole-heartedly into the money-making game! His methods as a merchant sounded questionable, but Bo knew he was a true merchant! (Inspired by the game Runescape and authored for Contest #37 on my IPhone.)

PettyOfficer · Fantasía
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5 Chs