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Are those seals even canon? I just hate the whole idea of their existence. One random seal that makes whole Hyuga clan useless. Like they aren't useless enaugh in canon already. If a seal like that exists it should be extremely restrictive. Something like: it can only be put on a stationary target and need a constant supply of a lot of Chakra. Basically you should only be able to ward a small room and have it active for a few minutes before jonin level ninja runs out of Chakra.

That's just sad... Mainly because few sentences later you learn that she is literally there, but also because you feel pride when you (assumingly) one-up a random person on the internet 😅 But hey, more power to you! I guess if you're starved, you need to get some of that from little things. <insert edgy anime gif here>

I see he is also a mathematician. 😂 I honestly doubt that author understands how probability (or maybe even percentages) work...

EXTREME CHUNNI ALERT. Things like "Whitebeard, you were the only man I respected in my past life" are normal speech mode. If you're as allergic to bullshit as me, DO NOT ENGAGE.

Yeah, I don't think Ive ever seen a fanfic before, that treated this bullshit as truth... Greatest legend? What did he achieve actually? First hokage single-handedly beaten up all Chakra beasts and then gave them away as pets. The second created secret techniques that third couldn't even learn. Want to teleport? Tobirama got you. Want to resurrect the dead? Tobirama got you. Want to instantly create an army of yourself that retain memories after death? Tobirama got you. Hiruzen achievement? Stayed in the village for a long time and died to Orochimaru.

Yes. Making fun of it.

How to spot someone that never actually touched a asoiaf book. 😅

Oh, I wasn't trying to disagree with you at all, actually. You are completely right that snakes are ambush predators. I was mostly just ranting about Rowlings hate for consistency and love for throwing out random numbers and descriptions. It turns out that I for example got bamboozled by her description of basilisk. I remember that it was supposed to be as thick as a tree and took the size from movie as granted. Now that I looked into it she described basilisk as 20ft once, then as as big as an oak and later in Fantastic Beasts that it was supposed to be above 50ft. Turns out that either way basilisk in canon wasn't as exaggerated as I thought. After I assumed the movie basilisk to be canon, I was never able to imagine how it would move around the castle.

I got baited. Now I'm angry. At myself mostly, because there were signs. I should have known... But let's go back a bit. Hear my story so mistakes I made don't repeat themselves. I looked at this novel without any expectations. Just picked it because it was popular and new. I didn't look much into it. Didn't read the synopsis. Jumped right into it. Then the first chapter happened. I thought to myself: "well, that's interesting". A story about a random American fuckboy getting yeeted into narutoverse. Dude with questionable morals and simple mind. He is supposed to reincarnate into Itachi to prove that "he could do better" or maybe "Itachi was wrong". It might be entertaining - I though to myself. And then a knife slipped into my back. Ruthlessly and swift. That's the one thing I'm grateful for. If you're gonna destroy my expectations, at least do it fast. Turns out? Everything stop making sense. MC become... some kind of unholy merger of himself and Itachi? He stopped being himself. What was the point of his back story? No idea. How is he going to prove anything now that he isn't himself anymore? No idea. Also don't care anymore. New Itachi embraces "his" beautiful mother and blushes because his tummy grumbled. MC became the thing he was meant to destroy. He became an anime fagot. Roll the credits. I should have known. The cover has a crying boy in it. I really should have...

"exceptional inheritor"...? You mean a doll that didn't make a single autonomous decision for her entire life? A girl that had everything handed to her from birth? Even after MC sent her to decide AT LEAST one soul ring for herself (to teach her how to be independent btw) he had to go and save her from starting a war, AND THEN decide and catch it for her. Yes, she will be an exceptional figurehead, I mean god.