Set 307

NEWLYWEDS

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

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Tid-Bits

A cardiologist marries a gynaecologist and were blessed with twin girls.

Guess what they name them - Angina and Vagina.

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake".

"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped".

Secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this?

"The truth is that she has a big mouth".

A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo, Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".

Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"

God said, "Okay, I will turn you into a sanitary pad".